Things we'd never hear a particular DUer say.

[SarahB]

This has been done before, but it's been awhile. Always as funny as heck.

Here's an an example of something we'd never hear a DUer say:

ZombyWoof: "OMG: Ask me anything."

Many more of course, but that was the first thing that popped in my head.
Help! I need some levity today. :D

[gnofg]

1. George W Bush

is an ethical, highly intelligent and caring man.

[StopTheMorans]

2. ok, i'll go:

SarahBelle: women aren't objectified enough on DU }(

[Dhalgren]

4. dolstein:

"The Democratic Party isn't Leftist enough! It's going too far to the right!"

[SarahB]

141. That's right.

Worship me, but don't f*ck with me. :grr:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. NightTrain:

"American black music is way overrated."

[JimmyJazz]

5. This one is too easy:

Short Bus: "Oh no darling, I would NEVER stalk you."

[frictionlessO]

116. I swear I thought I saw him say that two weeks ago

of course it was quite the scaverly lie, but a lie is like a donut to him, to be eaten and savored and then only thought of again whilst sitting on the toilet!

Hes a sweet heart that way though!

I luurve him.

*blush*

[matcom]

6. Matcom:

"no thanks. i'm not drinking tonight" :D

[JimmyJazz]

14. Doesn't that one apply to 90% of us on any given night?

[sniffa]

7. mikeg: the steeLers suck

stopthemorans: that was a very reasoned, and weLL thought out post and as such, i wiLL respond in kind.

[StopTheMorans]

8. sniffa: i've thought about it, and yes, my ego may be a bit oversized

:evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Mika:

"Castro is a filthy dictator. I hope he dies slowly and painfully."

[Florida_Geek]

10. underpants

Boxers or Briefs ????? :evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. arwalden:

"We should reach out to the religious voters or we'll keep losing elections."

[StopTheMorans]

12. Skinner: Would you guys PLEASE post some more pic-heavy copycat threads?

[gollygee]

43. Also Skinner: "And more sex threads too! We love those!"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. Bertha Venation:

"Arrgh. Cats. Filthy beasts. I can't stand them."

OK, that goes for about half of DU. But still.

[Bertha Venation]

100. JC, I almost said it last night, when the Feral Testosterone Boys

had a come-to-Jesus meeting on the front porch at 2:30 AM, and I couldn't get back to sleep til after 4:00...

:hi:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. GOPIsEvil:

"Golf isn't a real sport."

[ProfessorGAC]

17. No, That Would Be Me Never Saying That

GOPIsEvil is only moderately committed to the game compared to me. Proof: Golf is LIFE!
The Professor

[Zomby Woof]

40. I am not so sure, Prof!

The ONE time I saw David flame someone (and he got his post deleted, which NEVER happens with him), was because someone criticized the way golfers DRESS. It was something to see. :D

[ProfessorGAC]

81. Well, Then!

David and i are even more kindred souls that i already suspected. Good for him. Me, i dress in khakis and a sport shirt when i play. Sort of what i wear to cut the grass, ride my bike, go to work, etc.

If someone wants to make fun of that, that's ok.
The Professor

[GOPisEvil]

119. Yes, we do not all wear multi-colored polyester pants.

Some people love their stereotypes though. I was a tad too forceful in pointing that stereotype out to someone though. Oh well.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Misunderestimator:

"I look like David Bowie and I'm proud of it!"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. Skittles:

"Stop... or I'll say 'stop' again."

[Skittles]

191. NO, I wouldn't f***ing say that

but I have been known to yell STOP SCREAMING OR I WILL STOP while I'm kicking matcom's ass. :7

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. whoisalhedges:

"What a long strange trip it's been!"

[dolo amber]

104. RandomKoolzip:

"Music...feh."

BewareTheBeastMan: "Pittsburgh...what a shithole. Cleveland, on the other hand, is the paragon of an American city all others should be measured against!"

Rabrrrrrr: "I really just can't speak highly enough of the culture and civility of the common man."

Tinoire: "You guys look it up yourselves; I really can't be bothered."

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

201. ROTFL!!

Thanks! No, I never ever would say that.

Thanks for remembering me!

Also loved RKZ's Zappa one further below.

[StopTheMorans]

20. ChavezSpeakstheTruth: I'll forego patchouli today

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

98. I might say it but I won't mean it

[JimmyJazz]

21. Longgrain: "I will never post a vanity thread again."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. EVERYBODY in the I/P forum:

"There are two sides in this conflict, and both must be considered carefully."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

23. DS1:

"People are too harsh here. Let's sing kumbaya."

[terrya]

24. StopTheMorans:

Kleeb? Why would I want to post anything referring to Kleeb?

:-)

:hi:

[crispini]

112. LOL. Best. Post. Yet. :)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

25. Wat_Tyler:

"Stop using them long words. You're confusing me!"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. Endangered Species:

"Netherlands SUCKS!"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

27. Grovelbot:

"No, don't worry. We're chock full of money already."

[StopTheMorans]

28. Kathy in Cambridge: No thanks, I wouldn't like any more pizza

[johnnie]

29. ChavezSpeakstheTruth:

Coltrane was an overrated hack-job.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

99. He couldn't hold Kenny G's reed case

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

30. Az:

"It's only fair that Creation Science is taught along Evolution."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

31. qnr:

"When will those Linux pirates learn to properly respect Intellectual Property and buy their SCO licenses?"

[qnr]

188. SCO is the anti-chr--- oh, wait, I'm an atheist. nevermind n/t

[sniffa]

32. Lionesspriyanka

"i'm not bored, so don't ask me anything - and no, no truth or dare"

[NoPasaran]

33. Radical Activist

"I joined Democracy For America today."

[Zomby Woof]

34. OMG!

That is hilarious. :D

:hi: Sarah!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

44. I think we have an addition to the All-Star Lounge Classics. (nt)

[Patiod]

35. JimmyJazz: "Will you turn off that Clash music

and put on some Manilow fer god's sake....."

[sundog]

48. JimmyJazz: "The Clash: most overrated band of the 70's"

:P

[Bunny]

36. Richardo:

Go to hell, you douchebag!

You'll NEVER see this from Richardo! :D

[Richardo]

37. "Oh, Go to .... " crap I can't do it.

:hi: Bunny!

[Bunny]

46. Try, Richardo. Try.

Come on, you can do it! :silly:

:hi: Richardo!

[Richardo]

53. "Go to hell, douchebag!!"

(OK I admit I was thinking of Tom DeLay)

Whew. I DO feel better.

[Bunny]

58. OMG! I'm going to nominate this for the Home Page.

There, now that wasn't so bad, was it? ;)

[JimmyJazz]

38. DS1: "Aw, c'mere and let me give you a hug"

[SOteric]

59. You really just need to know where his hug button is.

:7

[VelmaD]

39. Will Pitt:

"Another beer? No thanks." ;-)

[Left Is Write]

41. SmileyBoy:

"Go Packers! I'd like to seen Green Bay in the SuperBowl."

[Richardo]

42. Bunny:

"I find music with tight, intricate soulful horn arrangements and heavy baritone sax tiresome in the extreme." :)

[Bunny]

49. Why, I was just commenting on that the other day!

You read my mind! :crazy:

Yeah, you'll never hear me say that on DU, or anywhere else for that matter. :thumbsup:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

45. Placebo:

"I only listen to C&W. It's more in tune with American family values."

[arwalden]

47. Dookus: "Feng Shui changed my life."

[Richardo]

50. janesez:

"I never want to see the SNL "Bruce Dickenson" sketch ever again."

[arwalden]

51. Arwalden

Reggie White is a true hero. An inspiration for millions of young people everywhere.

[LDS Jock]

54. I was just about to post that

:P it was the first one I thought of when I saw this thread

[Feathered Fish]

52. Iverglas:

I've got nothing to say.


Where is iverglas for that matter?

[Richardo]

55. arwalden:

"Oh my straight stars!"

[StopTheMorans]

57. i was going to say that, but refrained

:7

[Richardo]

56. sniffa:

"I admit it. The capital "L" thing was merely an affectation to get attention."

[arwalden]

60. CO Liberal

"Woody Allen is a comic genius."

[the Princess]

96. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

:)

[CO Liberal]

137. I Was Wondering When Someone Would Post That

If no one else did, I was gonna post that.

:-)

[arwalden]

149. I Strive Never To Disappoint

:-)

[arwalden]

61. Will Pitt

Sorry, I don't have an opinion on that subject.

[SOteric]

62. short bus president:

"I've taken vows of chastity and obedience and will be joining a cloistered monastery."

[Beware the Beast Man]

63. Wat Tyler: That new Lindsay Lohan CD RULES!!!!!

:D

[sundog]

64. Skittles: "I will kick...

up my feet & discuss this over tea & krumpets." :7

[Richardo]

67. HA!

Good one, sundog :D:thumbsup:

[SOteric]

65. arwalden:

I've just had my star charts done and I can't believe how accurate they are! This could change my life!!

[arwalden]

83. Nancy Waterman

Okay... I admit it! Astrology is bunk!

[RagingInMiami]

66. Bouncy Ball and Skittles

"I would never lay a finger on you. I'm a pacifist."

[Bouncy Ball]

138. Do you want to cage fight me?

[SOteric]

68. Longrain:

I have a picture, but I've decided not to post it again.

[sniffa]

69. pLease stop fLirting with me

:P

[sundog]

70. BTBM:"I'm really ashamed of the immaturity being displayed in the lounge"

[Beware the Beast Man]

72. Piffle, my good man, piffle!

:D

[sundog]

79. I feel shame

:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

71. Dookus:

"A sake enema will clear that brain tumor right up!"

[Beware the Beast Man]

74. I thought you said "snake enema"

Ah, what a beautiful image!

[Magrittes Pipe]

73. terrya:

"I hate you all! You DUers all fucking suck! Go take a long walk off a short pier, you wastes of metabolism!"

[stellanoir]

75. Got two

TruthisAll-"I hate math and all exit polls totally are bogus"

God-n-Bush-n-Cheney-"electronic voting machines are based on very secure technology. Not only are they really efficient, precise,but they are also produced and operated by non partisan and extremely ethical corporations.

[crispini]

113. Bwahahahahahaha! nt

[Richardo]

76. XNASA:

"I really regret leaving Houston - my favorite place in all the world."

[XNASA]

82. I wish I could move all the great people........

I met down there, and some of the restaurants up here to Chicago. Then I could have the best of both worlds.

Unfortunately, that's not going to happen.

[terrya]

77. The Princess:

No flirting! I'm a happily married woman!

[the Princess]

95. Aint that the truth! LOL

I am a Happily Married woman but flriting is always allowed! LMAO!!

[Kellanved]

78. Commie Pinko Dirtbag:

"I've switched to Windows and I love it"
and
"Anything that involves engines can't be a sport".
:D
.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

88. LOL

I really wasn't expecting anybody to bring up auto racing. :thumbsup:

[RagingInMiami]

80. The majority of DU women:

"I just love football and threads containing scantily clad women."

[noshenanigans]

87. But I *do* enjoy scantily clad women!

Well, I do if her name is Eliza Dushku, or Maggie Gylenhall, or Angelina Jolie.. or.. hmm, I can think of a few off-hand.

Can't say I understand the appeal of watching football, though. It just starts and then stops for 3 minutes. Hurry up and wait. I prefer my action constant.

[JimmyJazz]

84. BigMcLargeHuge: "I promise not to lock your sex/bodily

function/flamebait/sick joke/bash the mods thread"

[DS1]

85. Rabrrrrr: Finally! My Kinkade collection is COMPLETE!!!!

SOteric: There's no grey area on the matter, and the answer is no.
JimmyJazz: I'll never bring up DS1's fictional rash, it's rude
slinkerwink: Well ain't that a bitch!

[SOteric]

97. On the other hand,

I've often commented that there's "no grey matter in the area.."

[JimmyJazz]

111. fictional?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

203. I'll never say that because I'LL NEVER HAVE A COMPLETE COLLECTION!

His output is so vast, I can't keep up with the man!

Not to mention having to get every one of the sculptures, and every one of the air fresher designs he does, and the plates and cups and mouse pads and posters and, well, it's just too much!! I don't know how he does it, all alone in his studio like that.

What an artist!!!

But I'll never be able to say "My collection is complete."

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[arwalden]

86. AliciaKeyedUp

You know, we ought to remove the words "under God" from the pledge of allegiance.

[RetroLounge]

130. LOL!

You beat me to it...

RL

[Bouncy Ball]

139. LMAO!

[StopTheMorans]

89. NewYawker99:fuck you and your 1000 posts, and all you newbies can eat shit

[Richardo]

90. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hilarious, STM... :D

[sundog]

92. bwhahaha

"9000 posts & y'all can go to hell - I'm outta here... I'm going to Maui" :P

[DS1]

93. YEEAAAHHH!!!

:thumbsup:

Put that down on things DS1 is thinking, but savvy enough to know not to write }(

[arwalden]

94. LMAO

[Califooyah Operative]

159. haha.....nt

[WMliberal]

175. LOL! oooh, here's mine

NewYawker99: Happy fucking birthday. You know who you are, so I won't waste my time finding it myself.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

91. Commie Pinko Dirtbag:

"Formula One sucks. The real racing is in NASCAR. Yee haw!"

[Bertha Venation]

101. Mrs. Venation: "Peter Angelos is a god!"

:evilgrin:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

102. RandomKoolzip: Punk is a way of life - an ethos. It sums up the struggle

of the inner-self against the dogma of the Godhead.

[RandomKoolzip]

122. The say I actually say "inner-self" is the day you can

tighten those talons around my neck and throttle me until dead, dead, dead.

[StopTheMorans]

103. Mass_Liberal: The mainstream weather media's predictions are flawless

and I couldn't do better myself.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

105. Sniffa: "Do ladies like lettuce more than lollipops?"

[Magrittes Pipe]

106. Post of the year.

Fucking BRILLIANT, CStheT. :yourock:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

115. I live to please you

:eyes:

[sniffa]

123. hehe

:yourock:

[Left Is Write]

107. CO_Liberal:

"Boy, that Calista Flockhart is HOT!"

[CO Liberal]

155. Only If She Were To Catch Fire

:-)

[Worst Username Ever]

108. whoisalheges:

"I believe today I will forgo the lounge and spend some time in LBN."

[JimmyJazz]

109. JimmyJazz, "Miss Kitty, I don't want a hug from you today"

:*

[crispini]

110. (delete dupe- wups, didn't read the thread! )

now I have to go think of something else witty... :)

[StopTheMorans]

114. that sounds like something Crispini WOULD say though

:silly:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

117. CO_Liberal: "Hmm, let's see..what to rent tonight.....ah - Annie Hall!"

:)

[ernstbass]

118. nucleyar!

[GOPBasher]

120. TruthisAll: "We have a completely reliable voting system."

[RandomKoolzip]

121. madfloridian: "Does Howard Dean seem a little...unhinged to you guys?"

ChavezSpeakstheTruth: "I wish hiphop were a little more musical. But not like "Tori Amos" musical. I'm talkin' show tunes, baybeee!"

whoisalhedges: "I would reply with a filthy bon mot, but I'm a bit anhedonic this morning. Sorry."

Rabrrrrrr: "Frank Zappa was a pottymouth and at his best (which wasn't often) his compositions were second-rate steals from Stravinsky and Webern."

BewaretheBestMan: "Girth?"

JohnKleeb: "Fuck all y'all. None of you are worth my precious time."

dolo amber: "Y'know, I'd really like Techno, except for that whole 'monotonous, unchanging beat' thing."

arwalden: "AliciaKeyedUp, you are a national treasure! You wanna catch "The Passion of the Christ" with me this weekend?"

Wat_Tyler: "Flying Nun and Postcard are not a patch on Christian BMG-subsidiary 'Word' Records."

JimmyJazz: "The....who is it? 'The Class?' OH! 'The CLASH.....' I'll check 'em out."

asthmaticeog: "You know, if Joe Baiza were to just stop playing so many notes, he coulda been a decent guitarist."

[JohnKleeb]

161. hah :)

[Maddy McCall]

124. NSMA - "A little sexism doesn't hurt. It's just guys having fun."

[KamaAina]

125. Opihimoimoi (and KamaAina):

"Don't any of you Evil DUers even think about coming out to visit us at Da Pond! Just stay up there and freeze your 'okoles off while we save all the smoked marlin, wild meat and Corona for ourselves!"

[Catchawave]

126. The KOEB:

"Let's watch Bill O'Reilly instead"

[crispini]

128. LOL. Or,

"That Olbermann guy just isn't all that good-looking." :silly:

[Catchawave]

129. How about....

"Monica and Keith make such a cute couple"

[crispini]

136. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!

Lalalalalalalalala, I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU!!!!!

sorry, couldn't tolerate *that* one. :D

[Donkeyboy75]

127. The Magistrate:

Your fuckin' wrong, dude. And no, I won't put a quote at the end of my post.

[Susang]

132. Or: "Party on, dude!"

I think I would be safe betting my life on that one. ;-)

[nickgutierrez]

145. I think you're right.

Bat Boy: "Not voting is a valid political strategy."

Not with a straight face, anyway.

[MrScorpio]

131. A few things you'll NEVER hear me say:

"I hate lesbians."

"You know that Ronald Reagan, he wasn't such a bad president after all."

"I've had too much pie."

"Sexual perversions are overrated."

"I just Looooooove country music."

"No, you can't have any of my peanut butter cookies. I'm going to eat them all."

"Breathing sucks."

"Neocons. Yeah, those guys are great."

"I'm proud to have G. W. as my prez."

"Go back to the Netherlands to live? Sorry, I can't handle too much common sense."

[RetroLounge]

133. ZombyWoof:

"Get your own Damn coffee, I'm not your waiter."

RL

[Cheswick2.0]

134. NewYawker: "Get the hell off of DU, Newbie"

[RagingInMiami]

135. Fluffernutter

"I just don't have anything positive to say about anybody."

[Bouncy Ball]

140. Dookus:

"I just had my star charts done."

[Maddy McCall]

147. HHAHAHAHAHA!

[Bouncy Ball]

142. Bertha Venation:

"FUCK CATS, BIG PILE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKERS"

[Bertha Venation]

186. LOL

Perhaps I'll have to write more about the Angels. O8)

[Bouncy Ball]

143. Big McLargeHuge:

"You know what? I'm just no good at the martial arts. I totally SUCK at it. Kick my ass now."

[La Lioness Priyanka]

144. feel free to ignore us...we are not attention whores at all

sniffa or LP...

[sniffa]

154. Lionesspriyanka

pLease stop fLirting with me. (recycLed - used for myseLf above)

[Maddy McCall]

146. HeyHEY: I think I'll move to Alabama.

[StopTheMorans]

148. Sniffa: a person with his/her own pic as his/her avatar is an asshat

[sniffa]

156. hear! hear!

[Maddy McCall]

150. CanuckAmok: "Cars are just transportation. I'm looking at a used Kia."

[AlCzervik]

151. Sniffa-Oh feet disgust me!

[sniffa]

153. chimpsrsmarter

i miss Living in massachusetts. :P

[crispini]

152. Maddy McCall:

"Bev Harris is a SAINT!" :evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

157. LOL!

Well, maybe a fallen angel. Wait...no, I wouldn't say that either. :7

[davidinalameda]

158. I'm not gay

it's just my way of getting chicks

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

160. Trumad: OJ was framed!

[trumad]

204. Wasn't he?

[RevolutionaryActs]

162. ROFL! Best thread ever, I just nominated it for the front page! HAHA

:7

[JohnKleeb]

163. StoptheMorans- Will you people stop it with the kleeb threads, god

MaddyMcCall: Fuck the south

[StopTheMorans]

187. JohnKleeb: My personality cult is WAY too small, post more Kleeb threads!

:P

[bobbobbins]

164. sniff...i feel so left out

[WoodrowFan]

192. LiberalHistorian:

LiberalHistorian: I wish I could find a man to marry and submit to, just like the Bible tells me to.

[AlCzervik]

165. stopthemorons-I think pleasuring oneself is just wrong.

[StopTheMorans]

184. chimpsrsmarter: i don't have the world's largest collection of nut-huts,

grapesmugglers, and banana hammocks.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

166. Skinner: WHY WAS MY THREAD LOCKED BY THE NAZI MODS!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

167. Elad: It wasn't a bug, we were hacked

[name not needed]

168. MrScorpio:

Drinking alcohol? Sexual depravity? I want nothing to do with it!

[JohnKleeb]

169. YellowRubberDuckie: Rachel Ray has great hygiene

:)

[WMliberal]

170. Sniffa:

well fuck it; only idiots capitalize every "l"

[RevolutionaryActs]

171. Placebo:

"I just can't stop listening to the new U2 CD. I love it so much!"

Zombywoof: "Stop spanking me!"

Kleeb: "GD is a place for serious discussion, posting copycat threads there is wrong, please stop. In fact, all copycat threads are wrong."

[JohnKleeb]

174. hah thanks Rev

Yeah I would never say that, I love lamp :).

[name not needed]

177. I think I ate your chocolate squirrell

:)

[StopTheMorans]

185. Cheswick: The Scream was all Dean's fault and the media had no part

in it. Also, all that talk about the Democratic establishment trying to bring down Dean is pure speculation...

[SarahB]

172. ForrestGump: I will never defend that hack Elvis Presley.

[SarahB]

173. johnnie: I will never defend that hack Elvis Presley.

:P

[SarahB]

176. HEyHEY: Excuse me m'am, can I see your panties?

Sorry guy, you know I love ya, I just couldn't resist. Forgive me. :D

[WMliberal]

178. ET Awful: I'm sick of Quinn. I'm getting a dog.

[ronnykmarshall]

179. RKM: The Supremes? I don't get it!

Also: "Cats make me sick!" "Dude, you should have seen the chick I nailed last night." "My bad!"

[CO Liberal]

180. The Princess

"Down with Pete Townshend."

:-)

[Bluebear]

181. NightTrain: Ferchrissakes, who gives a shit what record debuted in 1977?

:toast: to my favorite music historian!

[progmom]

182. Zombywoolf:

You need a hug? C'mon over and get some Zombyloooove.
:P

[madinmaryland]

183. Tom Cruise is one of the greatest actors in history.

[Nye Bevan]

189. Elad: "The Foie Gras followed by the Veal Chop Special, please" (nt)

[Lenape85]

190. Skinner: Ask Me Anything

[Kellanved]

195. He has a whole forum for that

:shrug:

[WoodrowFan]

193. Slinkerwink

We CAN'T nominate Dean, the last thing the Party needs is another northeaster liberal! No if you'll excuse me, I have to go get ready for my shift at Hooters.

[mdmc]

200. slinkerwink

I'm goin to bed

[WoodrowFan]

194. Arwalden: Bewitched? GAG ME!

[WoodrowFan]

196. DrWeird:

Masturbation can make you go blind! Sex is for procreation only you perverts!

[WoodrowFan]

197. Magistrate

Magistrate: Look B***H, you're wrong, get over it!

[WoodrowFan]

198. HawkerHurricane: GO ARMY!! BEAT NAVY!!

[WoodrowFan]

199. HeyHey: I'm moving to Utah! (NT)

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202. Skinner

Jim Rob and I decided to merge the DU and Free Republic. He wants to encourage discussion like on the DU and I want to copy Free Republic's sophisticated user interface.,