Men - Would you dump Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie?

[Ganja Ninja]

Poll question: Men - Would you dump Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie?

Assuming she's the reason for Brad & Jen's break up.

[Bunny]

1. Hell, I'd dump anyone for Angelina!

And I'm a straight woman! :silly:

[Richardo]

4. May I suggest an image hosting site for just such an eventuality...

http://www.imgspot.com/

:evilgrin:

[Bunny]

11. Har Har!

You're a funny guy, Richardo!

[Kire]

57. I don't get it.

please explain

:shrug:

[Kire]

100. you mean "dumping an image"?

sorry

[okieinpain]

71. thanks for the link. learn something every day.

[noclonyofthechimp]

7. LoL! I would have to agree with you!

:crazy:

[Richardo]

2. Angelina is too much the freak for my delicate sensibilities...

Jen is just .... rowrr!

:loveya:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. I LIKE freaks! (nt)

[burythehatchet]

6. she's one lip implant away from having to wear full body lipstick

[Patiod]

25. I'd bet they're not implants

I knew her cousins in college (Jon Voight's brother's girls).

Both had voluptuous figures and the same Angelina Jolie big lips (and this was before college girls were getting much work done aside from nose jobs).

[burythehatchet]

27. well then let me apologize to her by giving her a big smooch

:*

[vi5]

3. Jennifer Aniston reminds me of every boring girl I ever knew...

Just pure bland milquetoast looks and personality. I think that is why she is appealing to people. She seems attainable.

[sundog]

15. too square

[Guaranteed]

61. YES. I'm not attracted to her at all.

I don't get the obsession here with her.

Look at Rose McGowan, folks. Or, say- hell, just about anyone's better than Aniston.

[tjdee]

65. I soooooo agree.

She seems like the girl next door. Which is nice... but not great.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. If Angelina wasn't drop-dead hot, she'd be nowhere.

Ever read an interview with her? She's freakin' bananas.

[Wapsie B]

51. But that can be said

for a lot of actresses or celebrities.

[AngryAmish]

82. Bananas is fun for about ten days

Then you have to change your phone number and find a new place to hang out for about a month.

[HeyManThatsCool]

92. AngryAmish

R O F L M F A O

[DoNotRefill]

85. some of us like freakin' bananas.

I may be going to Hell in a bucket, baby...
But at least I'm enjoying the ride!!!

[SCDem]

9. They broke up?

I guess I need to spend more time looking at the magazines in the check out aisle of the grocery store! :shrug:

[Ganja Ninja]

12. It was the lead story on GMA today.

Sez a lot about what people consider important news.

[trotsky]

98. Wait wait wait

The ***LEAD*** story? Are you shitting me?

[trotsky]

10. How about a "None of the above" option?

Seriously, neither of them do a thing for me.

[Ganja Ninja]

13. You need to check your pulse. n/t

[trotsky]

22. Angelina is just too freaky for me.

And Jennifer, well as Clinton said, there's just no THERE there.

[underpants]

14. Nope not a chance

Jennifer Anniston is tasty!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. Yes

[blueknight]

18. angeline looks

like a two bit crackwhore,jennifer on the other hand exudes class

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

21. um - ok

:crazy:



Come on now!

[flvegan]

17. I wouldn't end my marriage over another woman

But if I had to choose one over the other, and I was single, I'd take Angelina. I try first to have both...at once...oh yeah...

I'm a pig.

[Ganja Ninja]

34. Angelina would go for it too.

And I must admit that thought crossed my mind as well.

[flvegan]

36. Really? You think so? Wait...I need some private time, here...

[Ganja Ninja]

38. She was being threatened with a palimoney suit a while back ...

and came out and admitted she was bisexual. Then I think it settled out of court.

[ohtransplant]

70. LMAO! - me too! n/t

[Spacemom]

19. Why are you only asking the men??

I'm also a straight woman. And I'd also be all over Angelina like a cheap suit. She looks.........yummy. :P

[the Princess]

23. Thank You!

Angelina is HOT HOT HOT!!!!!! I'd do her.

[sniffa]

20. i met and made nice nice with

the producer of her new project... and i must say, she picks her peopLe as hot as her.

strange side note: the producer was gaga over angeLina, and was extremeLy excited she once shat on angeLina's private toiLet.

[the Princess]

24. LOL

You meet the most interesting people!! LOL

[sniffa]

26. verrrry true.. case in point:

i met you. :P

[the Princess]

37. FLirt!

FLattery wiLL get you everywhere! LOL

[sniffa]

41. did i ever teLL you how sexy you are?

:P

[the Princess]

44. Oh go on............

TeLL me more! LOL

[sniffa]

50. a nice Locked thread

if i start spiLLing my fantasies of you.

[the Princess]

54. LOL

:evilgrin:

[Crankie Avalon]

28. Should I choose to be with Angelina or Jennifer?

I should only have problems like this.

Maybe it would have changed my attitude about waking up this morning to another Monday in the hell that is my life.:eyes: :7

[ET Awful]

29. I'd take Angelina in a heartbeat. And, it's not just because she's

hot as hell. I also like the charity work she's done, just look at her record of humanitarian efforts in Cambodia, etc.

Yup, Jolie is my pick :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

68. thanks ET...i was wondering when a man would notice that

apparantly slutty women still a huge threat to masculinity

[ET Awful]

73. You're welcome :) n/t

[Skittles]

75. I think a lot of her "eccentricness" is an act

in interviews I've seen an read I believe like me she tries to hide being genuinely caring and mushy.

[Union Thug]

30. No Contest: Angelina wins.

[MissMillie]

31. My son calls Angelina "Billy Bob's sloppy seconds"

That's an interesting perspective.

[Bridget Burke]

32. I trust he is guarding his virginity....

So he will be as pure as the innocent creature he eventually marries.

[MissMillie]

33. I don't think for him it's an issue

of her not being a virgin. I think for him its an issue of who she was with. I think he thinks Billy Bob is a bit.... (how can I say this...?).... icky.

[Bridget Burke]

56. Have you considered it's "not an issue"

Because he's thinking more about Billy Bob than Angelina?

[Skittles]

76. I am not sure if interesting is the word, ya know?

kind of anti-woman to me

[no name no slogan]

35. Angelina for fooling around, Jen for marriage

Angelina reminds me of the wild wimmin I hung out with in college-- they were a lot of fun, but were not the type to settle down with. Jen, OTOH, reminds me of the type who went to college to get their Mrs. A nice, sweet girl, but not much excitement.

Brain hurt, too much thinking on Monday morning...

[liontamer]

39. and yet angelina is the one who has kids and does global charity work n/t

[Maddy McCall]

45. THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS!

I was wondering if anyone was going to take into consideration that Angelina is MUCH MORE than a body and face. She is a benevolent human who is in touch with the world around her.

I agree--consider who she is! Just on her activism, she is an attractive person.

[JI7]

59. yup, and i hear from everyone that Angelina is a real sweetheart

people who have met her say she comes off as really thankful and appreciative and is just a really nice person.

[ThorsHammer]

40. Angelina by far

IMO Angelina is gorgeous, while Jen is average. Brad and Jen did seem to be one of the few celeb couples that worked out, and the breakup was surprising.

[Fleurs du Mal]

42. Neither is my cup of tea so I vote for dishonesty

;-)

[forgethell]

43. Swap Jennifer Anniston

for Angelina Jolie? Are you fucking nuts??

AJ needs a bag over her head; otherwise she's not bad at all. But she's not Jennifer Anniston.

[ThorsHammer]

46. Call me nuts then

I don't think Aniston is ugly or anything, but I find her very overrated. She's always seemed more the average/cute/girl next door type than someone amazing. On the other hand, Angelina is just WOW! I also think she (AJ) has grown a lot as a person over the last few years (adopting the Cambodian orphan, charitable works, donations, etc), which makes her even more attractive.

[forgethell]

49. Different strokes, my friend,

different strokes. You can have her with my blessing.

[ThorsHammer]

52. Works for me, to each their own, esp. with something as subjective as this

[sendero]

47. Come up with a hard question...

... this one is easy :)

The choice is between a girl-next-door type and an exotic beauty with well-known kinky tendencies.

I'm gonna have to go with the latter, in a heartbeat :evilgrin:

[Touchdown]

48. I'm gay an I still think Angelinas hot!

If any woman would turn me straight, it would have to be her.

Jennifer? "She's cute and all, but she's not like Calvin Klein. He's such a Dream!" Lorraine McFly

[NashVegas]

53. AJ Trivia: Her Uncle WROTE The Song "Wild Thing"

What does that tell you about that family?

[Touchdown]

58. That it was OK for Sam Kinnison to do a cover of it?

:shrug:

[SarahB]

55. My boys would vote for Angelina.

They're young, but were rather mesmerized yesterday watching Tomb Raider. My three year kept saying, "I want to see the boobie lady." My 9 year old said, "Yeah, and she kicks butt too."

[Tom_Foolery]

60. I'd have more luck with Phyllis Diller. n/t

[hfojvt]

62. I would not dump Star Jones for either

Even if they would give me the time of day if I bought them a Rolex, which they would not. Let me apologize from the start for using Star Jones as an example of a woman who is much less attractive than Jolie or Aniston. My tastes are not universal. Of course, I pursue particular women because I think they are attractive, but in practice that has meant a wide range. Naturally, if you get dumped, you want to "step-up" just to get back at your ex, but the idea of dumping someone to "step-up" I find deeply offensive. Then again, so if the term "dumping". I have never dumped anyone, but I did tell one woman that I did not think the relationship was working, or would work. Maybe that is just another way of saying "you are dumped", but my attitude was different.

[regularguy]

63. Nope. Sexy is fine. Cute is better.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

64. angelina is hot and liberal and does so much good work globally

[fujiyama]

67. I think they are all pretty liberal

I remember Aniston making some comments about Bush - she was really ripping on him.

That said, I agree about Jolie. She's a lot hotter.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

69. she also adopted a cambodian child and i think is adopting a second one

[DoNotRefill]

87. I'm available for adoption...

should Miss Jolie stop by and read this thread...

[fujiyama]

66. Aniston is boring

Jolie is hotter, but kinda crazy. I'd be worried about her having STDs...maybe gettin them from Billy Bob (he really was hilarious in Bad Santa)...

And plus wasn't Jolie frenching her brother once? Ewww....That's pretty nasty.

[tjdee]

72. Look how lovely she is:

If I sat down and thought about it, Angelina is a better fit for Brad from the little I know about all of them. Jennifer seems like she'd be the one that'd be mom material though, which is sad considering.

I think the separation is a mutual decision,btw, hence the joint statement.

Btw, I'm a hetero chick....just wanted to play too.

[hfojvt]

74. You can play

would you dump Brad Pitt for Ben Affleck, Johhny Depp, or Will Pitt?

[tjdee]

79. Nope. Brad seems gentler somehow than all the other guys.

And the fact that he likes kids is cool (I have one). The most adorable thing was seeing him talk to his sister and lick the spoon in Meet Joe Black. And he just visited Africa, smiles a lot...

Affleck seems very Jen Anistonish--they'd make a good couple IMO.

Johnny Depp is damn hot, but I wonder if he'd be too serious and artsy for my tastes. Yes, even though he did Pirates and Willy Wonka.

That is my concern for WillPitt as well. He is also abrasive at times. Though, he's cute, and I could actually cross paths with him. So that places him at #2 in this list, interestingly.

Brad isn't my ideal man, but of the choices that's who I'd go with!

[HeyManThatsCool]

94. would you dump Brad Pitt for Ben Affleck, Johhny Depp, or Will Pitt?

the question is.... why would you drop a guy that hot?

I guess I would go to Johnny Depp.
He looks like a good time

[Blue_Tires]

77. ugh! neither

[last1standing]

78. The grass is always greener......

n/t

[MadHound]

80. Geez people, look around!

In this star obsessed society of ours, the best kept secret is that there are literally millions of men and women out there who are not only as good, if not better looking than the Hollywood star, but they are also much more real people than those found in the tabloids.

Drop your gaze from the star studded galaxy of Hollywood, and look around you. You will probably find somebody who will fulfill your wildest dreams of Hollywood beauty, and is a much nicer person to boot.

[ThorsHammer]

84. That's my plan

[DoNotRefill]

88. I'm married to a wunnerful regular woman....

but as far as eye candy goes, Miss Jolie is indeed a hottie.

/feet firmly on the ground...

[MadHound]

89. Understand, but with all that plastic surgery, she probably squeaks

When it rains.

I work at a place that has about 150 employees, fairly equal mix of men and women. And there are 9 women here that are as good looking as Aniston and Jolie, and probably about the same number of men who are as good looking as Pitt. I think that this percentage is fairly consistent, so that means that there are literally millions of good looking people around us. Yet our society insists are building up "stars" to an unattainable level. It has just always boggled my mind. But I suppose that's just me.

[DoNotRefill]

90. the unattainable level...

is what makes them safe to look at. My wife doesn't mind that I think Jolie is a hottie, because there's zero chance that I would chase after her, much less catch her. But if I started thinking, say, that one of my co-workers was a hottie, she'd cap my ass in my sleep.

/Mrs DNR took the "till death do us part" segment of the wedding vows VERY seriously

[arcane1]

81. that's assuming I'd be dating Jen in the first place

which I wouldn't :P

[sparky_in_ma]

83. Yup. Angelina would also

probably make life a living hell after awhile, but it would be fun getting to that point.:evilgrin:

[Baclava]

86. Jen

Sorry, but there's no way I'm touching anything Billy Bob Thornton has had his dick, finger, or any other part of his body inside of.

[HeyManThatsCool]

91. I'm a straight woman

And I'd be ALL OVER Angelina Jolie like white on rice.

[Baclava]

96. Angelina made out with her brother on national television.

If you're into that sort of thing.

[HuckleB]

93. Both of them are pretty damn typical, so called "beauties."

But neither is my brand. At least Aniston has shown she can act, so I've got some suspicion that there's more to her than Jolie. But still...

[mtnester]

95. Even the love of my life had to admit that Angelina is hot

and although he himself would never do such a thing, he could see why it happened.

But he still said it was wrong.. we have been married a long time, he knows all the right things to say, I know half of them are BS :) I love him for it though!

Hey, even I think Angelina is hot

[tjdee]

97. It's just rumors that Brad dumped Jen for her....

I think this will end up being the story, that sexy Angelina stole Brad from sweet innocent little Jennifer... which will be unfortunate.

[Mr. Blonde]

99. Joining the fray

I would go for Angelina in a heartbeat.

Also as I straight man, I'm pretty sure Brad Pitt could turn me. The poster above who says that there are several men in her work place as good looking as Brad does one of two things. Proves that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or lies their ass off.

[UdoKier]

101. Angelina's bee-stung lips hold no allure for me.

I'd stick with adorable Jen.

[m_welby]

102. never cared for aniston that much

never did anything for me at all. Angelina totally rocks though. Hot for her ever since I saw "hackers". Totally hot computer geek chick! definitely my type.