Kids these days.

[DrWeird]

[Bouncy Ball]

1. That's rated G.

[redqueen]

2. Thanks for providing something CLOSE to what's going on.

Even that pic doesn't really give you the whole idea.

:crazy:

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Yeah it's super tame, isn't it?

But it was the closest thing I could find to what real freak dancing involves.

[DrWeird]

4. Yes, all this bumping and grinding is disgusting.

[redqueen]

5. Do you really, honestly, not see any difference?

[Beaverhausen]

6. Don't even bother with him anymore...he doesn't see the diff

and I bet he doesn't have kids. at least not daughters.

[DrWeird]

8. Sure, there's a difference.

In the color photo they're wearing swimwear.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. The most passionate tango is nothing

compared to what we are talking about. Nothing at all. Their clothes stay on when they do the tango, right? No one ejaculates or orgasms, right? There is no actual groping of genitals with hands, right?

[DrWeird]

12. Oh, you mean slowdancing.

No, tango isn't slowdancing.

[Bouncy Ball]

14. See now I know you're just yanking my chain.

There's no way I'm going to believe you are ok with 11-13 year olds engaging in ACTUAL mutual masturbation on a dance floor.

[Bouncy Ball]

7. You are cracking me up.

GO to an actual dance with young kids. Preferably one where the music is not censored. Stand back and watch. Bring a barf bag because you will see boys ejaculating in their pants, you will see young girls groped, you will see flashes of young boobs and you will see boy's hands all the way down the front of girls' pants. His hand even moves in time to the music. At one dance I chaperoned, we couldn't even get to all of them fast enough. It was going on everywhere. I'd break up one mutual masturbation session to turn around and find another one right behind me. One girl was crying after the dance was over and told me she didn't know it would "go that far."

I have found bras, belts, and even girls underpants on the cafeteria floor once the lights go up.

THAT is freaking. What you are posting about is dancing.

And on edit, I am talking about kids as young as ELEVEN. At a regular suburban middle school. Do you REALLY not see a difference?

[MissMillie]

9. YIKES

Thank goodness my son only goes to the military formals..... the music is censored there, and so is the dancing.

[Touchdown]

11. I can't. Not without pictures.

:evilgrin:

[DrWeird]

13. I used to go to school dances all the time.

Early nineties. We didn't call it "bumping or grinding" or "the freak."

Plenty of groped genitals and messy underwear though.

But that's different. We're talking about kids these days. And they're horrible.

[redqueen]

15. I went to school dances in the 80's, and there was no messy underwear.

Nor were there any groped genitals, or if there were, it wasn't so ridiculously obvious that anyone was complaining.

[Left Is Write]

18. Same here.

I went to plenty of dances from the age of 12 to 17 and I had the same experience as you.

[DrWeird]

19. LOL.

wanna bet.

[redqueen]

21. As I said,

if anyone was simulating sex, they had enough sense in their heads to not make it blindingly obvious to anyone within eyesight.

Maybe kids are just getting really stupid.

[DrWeird]

23. Yes, kids these days are getting really stupid.

Just listen to their music.

Here's a clip from one of their latest "rap" songs.

said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the boogie to the boogie da beat

i said i cant wait til the end of the week
when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat
and attempt to raise your body heat
just blow your mind so that you cant speak
and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet
and let it change up to a dance called the freak
and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat
rest a little while so ya dont get weak
i know a man named hank
he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on hank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my delight
but im the grandmaster with the three mcs
that shock the house for the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do the freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point

[redqueen]

24. Pfft... that song's 20 years old!

Just because they use the word 'freak' in the song doesn't mean it's topical, Dr. Weird.

[DrWeird]

26. You're right.

We were talking about 11 year olds dry humping. Nothing to do with a crazy new dance called "the freak."

:eyes:

[redqueen]

27. The crazy new dance is only an issue ON THE DANCE FLOOR AT SCHOOL.

Christ.

[DrWeird]

28. You're right.

"The freak" was obviously originally intended to be danced by senior citizens and the morbidly obese.

[redqueen]

29. Or at least not at school on the dance floor.

Meaning school dances, which are held at school. School, the place where adults who are not your parents are responsible for your oversight.

:crazy:

[DrWeird]

30. Yes, I agree with you. You've convinced me.

The only thing that belongs in high school dances is square dancing and the hokey pokey.

[redqueen]

31. Yes, because obviously there's no spectrum at all

anywhere in between freak dancing and the hokey pokey.

(You have GOT to be kidding me with this! Lord, God, how I pray you are just trolling and not seriously using these lame arguments!)

[DrWeird]

32. Anything more explicit than the hokey pokey...

is dry humping.

It's best to be on the safe side. We don't want their genitals rubbing together.

[redqueen]

33. Okay

that pretty much clinches it.

:hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

16. Oh I see, so you ARE ok with everything I described!

Well, that's......interesting.

Why don't you go to a middle school dance and take in the sights of 11 year olds taking off underpants and getting each other off?

I mean, obviously it's great by you for a school to allow that at a dance, right?

[DrWeird]

20. More than a little cognitive dissonance going on there.

For one, we're talking about a high school dance.

Two, we're talking about consenting teenagers.

And finally, I'm agreeing with you.

Teenagers are completely asexual and for them to even think about sex is unnatural and disgusting and they ought to be ashamed.

The problem is they don't take fully clothed hip baths anymore.

[Bouncy Ball]

22. Whatever.

I am talking about what *I* have witnessed and it was middle school and kids as young as 11.

No one said they shouldn't think about sex. Damn. Talk about cognitive dissonance.

But if you were an administrator or chaperone at a middle school dance where this is going on (or hell high school dance) you mean to tell me you'd just sit there and watch them mutually masturbate in front of you?

Yeah, right.

[redqueen]

25. Yes, acting on an impulse is exactly the same as having the impulse.

:crazy:

[Left Is Write]

17. In actual live freak dancing -

He'd have his hands on her breasts, either over or under her top, and the girl behind him would have her hands on his package.

Just the thing for young teenagers to be doing at a school dance.

Say...wouldn't it be even better if it was an 18-year-old high school senior freaking with a 14-year-old freshman?