Did Jesus have a baby sitter?

[ET Awful]

And if so, how much did Mary pay her, and did she sneak boyfriends in while Mary and Joseph were out painting the town?

[sundog]

1. she talked on the phone a lot

[Beer Snob-50]

2. she was a teenager who worked for free.

jesus would change her water into wine and her and her friends would get popped.

[Liberal Veteran]

3. Well, the official answer is....

Yes he did have a baby sitter.

Mary paid her three widow's mites.

And she did not sneak in boyfriends, but rumor has it that she did have a couple of flings with an angel or two who came to visit the baby.

[ET Awful]

5. Yeah, right, like she wasn't givin' a little sumpin' sumpin to the wise

men in trade for myrrh and frankincense :)

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Well, you would too if...

...you got paid a lousy three widow's mites for babysitting which meant you also had to be a wet nurse.

[sui generis]

4. yes - not only did baby jeebus turn water into wine

which really helped with the parents' bar tab, but he also turned grass into weed for his babysitter.