Post something extremely Dole about yourself.

[StopTheMorans]

I'll start: StoptheMorans is a big fan of copycat threads, and you can quote me on that.

[CO Liberal]

1. I Really Don't Like Pineapple

:-)

[StopTheMorans]

2. StoptheMorans doesn't like that.

StoptheMorans likes pineapple...

[Lenape85]

4. Lenape85 likes to spooge all over the carpets thanks to Viagra

[StopTheMorans]

6. StoptheMorans doesn't want his thread locked to due a bodily function

post. No sir, StoptheMorans doesn't want that...

[huskerlaw]

3. I was at the Dole pineapple plantation

2 weeks ago. Fresh pineapple...yum!

[politicaholic]

5. I'm not attracted to Elizabeth either.

[WildClarySage]

7. I've never had to resort to welfare.

[StopTheMorans]

10. don't you mean "WildClarySage has never had to resort to welfare"?

:7

[WildClarySage]

15. yes well, wildclarysage

has resorted to vicodin for a bad back today and isn't quite her usual charming and grounded self. She's a tad floaty at the moment.

[Lavender Brown]

8. lavender brown is very clumsy

Woops!

[StopTheMorans]

9. StoptheMorans thinks LavenderBrown looks a lot like Bob Dole in that

picture...

[dean_dem]

11. Hi, I'm Dean_Dem...

...and I have erectile dysfunction.

[StopTheMorans]

12. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:thumbsup:

[dean_dem]

17. Frankly, I'm surprised someone else didn't beat me to it.

Huh, huh....I said "beat".

[no name no slogan]

13. I was once a Senator from Kansas

Well, not really... :dunce:

[StopTheMorans]

14. "no name no slogan was once a Senator from Kansas"

:D

[Radical Activist]

16. Radical Activist has a very stiff

arm.
Ok, not really.