Anyone else here been kicked in the knackers by a pun?

[ForrestGump]

Figuratively speaking, of course.

I have, and it hurts.

[SOteric]

1. Nope.

I have never been knackered in a punnery.

[ForrestGump]

3. Let's check my watch here. Oh...three minutes? Not bad.

Let me just make a note of reaction time here.

All part of a very scientific experiment to test my hypothesis that SOteric can home in on faint traces of punnage in much the same manner that a shark homes in on the scent of its prey. Verrrryyyyyy interesting....

I'm knackered now, though.

And one day I'm going to finally produce the ultimate iteration of my pun-crockery work, that will perhaps one day be seen as my crowning achievement, pale as it may beside the authoritative majesty of SOteric's pun-ctuality.

[SOteric]

5. Flatterer.

[ForrestGump]

6. In what context?

As in the "Iowa is flatterer than Utah" context?

'cos I definitely wasn't flattering my eyelashes at you.....oh, no, not when these puns of yours keep me up at night in a fevered delirium of both acute and chronic pundemonium....

[SOteric]

7. Okay then...

"Meanie"

[ForrestGump]

8. Owh no, now I mwade her kwy......

Darn it. Now I'm breaking down myself. ;(

I must have my Meaniepants on too tight.....

[roughsatori]

2. If you don't pay your exorcist you will get repossessed.

Don't get your panties in a knacker--pay the man.

[ForrestGump]

4. No!!! There are TWO of them!

Run away! Run away!!

[SOteric]

9. I suppose you're thinking

this is the point where I ask you to take your MeaniPants off...

[Archae]

10. Are they the blue ones?

(snrrk)

[ForrestGump]

21. Course not

They were already off. :o

[SOteric]

23. WooHoo!!

[number9]

11. every damn time you post

them knackers get kicked. cut it out - Selma must be what, 63 by now? Stop posting that damn picture. She's an old woman. Shriveled and used up. uuuuuggggaaaaabbbbbuuuuugggggaaa.

[AmyStrange]

12. !!! OH SWEET BUMBLBEE JESUS !!!

Is that an Elvis pix? As I read your post I felt his eyes on me and I could SWEAR!!! I saw his lips move (like he was singing) out of the corner of my eye... anyone else notice that?

I was really cool but ookie too

Dave (AmyStrange.com)

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[number9]

13. I swear there's something wrong with that boy

but damn if he doesn't have good pictures.

and BTW - If you're getting paranoid, I wasn't talking about you.

[AmyStrange]

14. Paranoid?

what makes you think I was talking about me? aHahahahahahaha I had nothing to do with it. I wasn't even in the country at the time.

!!! I SWEAR !!!

I was in Niger forging some docs for some guy in Italy. Yeah, that's the ticket... I had Shrub's* personal phone number. I think? Whoever answered the phone sounded like a school kid repeating Bible quotes...

Me Paranoid Ahahahahahaheeeeehehehehhee

STOP LOKKING AST ME!!!

[number9]

16. SSSOOOOO

your middle name is Nigeritaly and you claim to be a school kid?

uh huh

into the data base......

I'm more than that. I know I am.
I've miles and miles of files
pretty files of your forfathers fruit
and now to suit
our great computer
your now computer ink

(moody blues)

[AmyStrange]

18. yeah that's the ticket...

schoolkid?

[AmyStrange]

15. definitely something wrong

(not me nothing wrong with me at all I swear)

but that Forrest Gump* pix is a scream!!!

Dave (AmyStrange.com)

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[AmyStrange]

17. !!! HEY !!!

is she holding a coupla bracelets? Whooooowe she likes to be tied up...

[number9]

19. she's a symbol of the authorities

they'll lure you in and .... (can't say it)

then they'll.... well you know

damn that picture. where'd it go. it's evidence!!!!!

[AmyStrange]

20. I'd want an extra large shoebox...

my huge head ya know...

What picture? I don't remember any picture (whistling loudly off key and checking for new cloud formations)

[ForrestGump]

22. I've come to the inescapable conclusion that

you're all crazy. Yeah, especially you two, and you know who I'm talking about.

Remember, Elvis is watching you.

And Salma will use her cuffs, if she has to.

[SOteric]

24. Salma and Elvis

are crazy...? Go figure.