If Bon Jovi joined the mafia, would he be Don Bon Jovi or Don Jon Bon Jovi

[Rabrrrrrr]

And if he then also became an active privy chamberlain for the Pope, would he be Don Don Bon Jovi or Don Don Jon Bon Jovi? And if he then became a university leader, would he be Don Dean Don Bon Jovi or Don Dean Don Jon Bon Jovi?

[StopTheMorans]

1. and if he were then sentenced to burn in eternity, would he be

Damned Don Dean Don Bon Jovi or Damned Don Dean Don Jon Bon Jovi?

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. You see, these are the questions that I am stuck asking myself

so often.

And if he became a debt collector, would he be Damned Don Dean Don Dun Bon Jovi or Damned Don Dean Don Dun Jon Bon Jovi?

[StopTheMorans]

8. and if he became a real ladies man, would he then be

Damned Don Juan Dean Don Dun Bon Jovi or Damned Don Juan Dean Don Dun Jon Bon Jovi?

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Actually, he'd be either

Damned Don Don Juan Dean Don Dun Bon Jovi or Damned Don Don Juan Dean Don Dun Jon Bon Jovi.

[StopTheMorans]

14. I think I need a drink or 12

:D :beer:

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Why stop with 12? Have 24!

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[HeyManThatsCool]

2. He'd be

Don Bon Giovi

[Zomby Woof]

3. neither

He would be Jon Bon Kinkade, Master of Cheesy Clichéd Lyrics and Light!

[rooboy]

4. If he cheered up would he be "Jon Bon Jovial" ? n/t

[coloradodem2005]

11. He seems happy to me.

n/t

[wtmusic]

5. If he then moved to Japan

would he be Don Dean Don Jon Bon Jovi-San?

[flvegan]

6. He'd never be a don.

He'd be Jon "Lucky Strikes" Bonjiovvi, who sings at mafiosi weddings and...um, funerals.

[RagingInMiami]

9. If Jon Bon Jovi joined the mafia

He'll be sleeping with the fishes as soon as he steps out of the house in spandex pants.

[AlCzervik]

10. What he just joined and he's a don already?

No time as foot soldier or a bag man?

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Nah, he's a celebrity, so it's right to the top

Much the way that non-profit boards and executive committees work.

[AlCzervik]

15. More like a figure head-good cover i suppose for the

(insert family name here)

[RagingInMiami]

16. Like a modern-day Sinatra

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Yeah. And if he ends up taking a "hit", no one will fucking care.

The Mafia is only out a figure head; the world is only out a mediocre has-been nothing "rock"er.

Really, I guess, it would be a win-win situation if the Mafia WOULD ask him to come to be a Don...

[cestpaspossible]

18. He'd be Don Giovanni Bon Jovi

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Only if he became an opera

then he'd be Damned Don Dean Don Don Juan Don Giovanni Dun Bon Jovi or Damned Don Don Juan Don Giovanni Dean Don Dun Jon Bon Jovi.

[rocktivity]

19. I don't care as long as he looks the same

:9
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