Which of these 3 would you "do"?

[HeyManThatsCool]

Men-

Who Would you rather have relations with:

(1) Star Jones-Reynolds

(2) Laura Bush

(3) LaToya Jackson (replaced Janeane Garrofolo on edit)



Ladies:

Who Would you rather have relations with:

(1) Jerry Seinfeld (Replacing Carrot Top, on Edit)

(2) William Shatner

(3) Joe Lieberman

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Janeane Garrofolo is hot! Why is she on that list?

Or am I, like I so often am, thinking of the wrong celebrity because I can never keep them all straight?

[HeyManThatsCool]

3. LOL

Ok, maybe to you she IS hot.
I think she used to be pretty but now she has lost waaaaaaay too much weight & she looks like a scraggly caffeine addict. And always with the 1993 Seattle type clothes

[noshenanigans]

4. I'm with ya..

I don't think Janeane is deserving of that list. Of course, I feel a kinship with her- we have the same glasses! Wee!

And as a girl, I would do William Shatner in a heartbeat, but only if he would. talk. with the pauses. "I'm.... coming."

[HeyManThatsCool]

6. noshenanigans

thanks for that. I laughed so hard I had a coughing spasm

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I'm.......here.........oh................god.............yes!...........oh

.............yes.......................oh.................God.

[eyepaddle]

14. Now stop that!

I'm laughing so hard I'm having trouble typing! Dear god--if you pull that off you MUST get a recording....of....it....!

[RagingInMiami]

8. I'm glad she's on the list

Makes it easier to choose.

[HeyManThatsCool]

11. No Fair

She looks really pretty in that picture!

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Yep. That's who I was thinking of. I'm glad I was right.

She's a hottie.

Makes the whole question easy.

And if I were a woman, it would be very easy as well - Shatner. Nothing wrong with that guy at all. A bit portly, but that's to be expected given his age.

[HeyManThatsCool]

17. If I chose

Shatner the ENTIRE time we were doing it I'd be waiting for him to tell me to use Priceline.

Either that or start one of his "Captains Logs"

[Bunny]

2. Is Janeane Garafalo supposed to be unattractive?

This whole thread will be a train wreck. :eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

5. I agree with the Garofalo defenders!

How can you put her in that company?

[Jesus H. Christ]

9. Is that "do" in the mob sense of the word?

nt

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. You make it sounds like Star is unattractive. :^( I think she is gorgeous

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[HeyManThatsCool]

13. UGH

I loathe Star Jones.

I agree- she IS pretty.
But her attitude? Wildly unattractive

[Az]

19. But she's a hater

Blech.

[GreenPartyVoter]

20. Ok, just making sure this was about more than her size. :^)

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[Misunderestimator]

22. Absolutely not.... If a different soul inhabited her, I would agree that

she could be very attractive.

[Misunderestimator]

21. Atheist-hater, Star Jones?

http://www.atheists.org/flash.line/atheist7.htm
http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/star_jones.html

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. OMG! She's awful looking!

I had no idea who she was, so I googled.

HORRID!

Ew.

But that's just my opinion.

I guess I'm down to Laura Bush, since Jenneane's been taken off the list and LaToya is a gross skanky yuckie.

[RagingInMiami]

28. Forget that, Rabrrrr

We win Garafolo on a grandfather default. Let the late comers to this thread choose between the current three.

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. But I love Taxloss' point that by doing Laura, we're cuckolding Shrub

so I might even give up the good one for that...

[RagingInMiami]

31. Better for me, I'll have JG all for myself

There is no way in hell I would go where the shrub has been.

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. Ooh - another excellent point.

Going where Shrubbie has gone - okay, I'm back to the good one. JG all the way. Forget the joy of cuckolding.

[fluffernutter]

12. we need an edit in the ladie's choice dept, it's only fair!

[Bouncy Ball]

15. Seinfeld

[tjdee]

18. Shatner for sure.

Because the other two seem poor to fair in the "do" department.

At least Shats has a good voice.

[Misunderestimator]

23. After your edit... in that case... LaToya... but I'm not a man...

you forgot us little ole gay people. ;)

[InvisibleTouch]

25. Shatner

I've always been a Trekkie. But, I want the cute 1960's version... ;)

[Left Is Write]

26. I'll take Shatner.

[Taxloss]

27. Laura Bush.

I'd love to know her real opinions, and cuckolding W would give me great pleasure.

[Crunchy Frog]

30. Jerry Seinfeld vs Joe Lieberman.

Hmmm, that's a toughie.:eyes: I think I'll have to go with Jerry Seinfeld on that one, even though Joementum is almost as funny.

I never really got what people saw in William Shatner. I thought Patrick Stewart was alot sexier personally.

[48pan]

33. None of the above. nt