What's the most unromantic thing a partner has done DURING sex?

[CO Liberal]

I had a girlfriend who actually answered the phone.

[Zomby Woof]

1. I can name something I did

Shot her in the eye. She shouldn't have pulled away too soon. :o

[DrWeird]

11. I did that once.

But she was like, four feet away.

Oh, to be a teenager again.

[sendero]

39. My wife finally realizes...

... that I have no control whatsoever where it goes :evilgrin:

[the Princess]

2. Ooo Ohh - Me - Me - Me!!!!!

Sorry honey.

He fell asleep in the middle of everything.

[CO Liberal]

9. For The Record....

..I had just taken my prescription painkillers and my muscle relaxer. Which, by the way, relaxes EVERY muscle.

[48pan]

3. Let me get two out of the way right now...

Farted
Went to sleep/passed out

[SarahB]

4. Tell me I should get plastic surgery.

[fluffernutter]

6. i hope you gave him the boot

what a dick

[SarahB]

yes

It took me long enough, but yes.

[fluffernutter]

18. i'm sorry

:hug: i thought he was just some guy, not a partner you had for a long time.

[Lenape85]

52. You don't need it, your pretty as it is!!!!!!!!

[Sanity Claws]

5. Baseball

He actually said something about the Mariners. I forgot what but I sure remember what an idiot he was.

[Zomby Woof]

7. ROFL!

My Oh My!

[marzipanni]

24. Thinking about sports, recalling baseball statistics...

one way for a man to last a little longer. (He just wasn't supposed to say it out loud ;) )

[northofdenali]

8. He broke a toe.

Y'know, shag carpet in the 70's? That stuff will KILL you! :P

[Zomby Woof]

Where the hell have you been?

And next time, PLEASE get a regular rug! x(

[northofdenali]

13. Tending Yaks, of course.................................

Father-in-law in hospital, stepdaughter & boyfriend evicted & staying with us (along with their 2 big dogs) and 35 below!!


:loveya: Regular rug currently in place, ZW!!

[Zomby Woof]

14. Hope your father-in-law gets better!

And here I was thinking I was cold when it hit 1 degree the other night! :scared: :loveya:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

10. Make a reference about his EX!

Needless to say that didn't go over well. x(

[Schema Thing]

25. Me ex-wife quietly called out the name of her friend.

Her oldest girlfriend. I suppose if she'd ever "been with" her oldest girlfriend, I could have taken it as a compliment, but in the context of our marriage, it was a pretty heavy blow.

At the time it happened, I was a bit uhmm, muffled, so I didn't do anything but stop for a second and utter a muffled "eh?". And then went back to it. I guess that's the silver lining to being on a starvation diet, sexually; nothing phases you too much, lol. Look, I can laugh about it all now :P

[Schema Thing]

28. PS, the above post was meant to answer the thread...

...but I am curious about the context of your post, LSD!

[Undercover Owl]

12. a long-time boyfriend

burped in my face

[CO Liberal]

16. Wow...How Classy!

NOT!!!!!!

[TreasonousBastard]

15. Screaming someone else's name isn't that unusual, but...

having your bridgework fall out and bounce off her nose is.

[CO Liberal]

49. Talk About a Mood-Breaker.....

:-)

[CatBoreal]

17. Cleaned my finger nails....

...didn't last long after that.

[jellybelly]

19. I did something a few times...

I laughed uncontrollably during it:shrug:
I'd remember something funny and start cracking up.
I call it "Funny Sex" when it occurs

[fluffernutter]

20. i have read a magazine and watched tv

during sex before. can't think of anything unromantic someone else has done tho...

[GOPisEvil]

22. Must have been SOME performance.

How sad. :-(

[fluffernutter]

38. lol, not sad.

[GOPisEvil]

46. I get it now.

Sometimes I'm a tad slow, but then I went to school in Texas. ;-)

[tjdee]

27. Why bother having sex if you're going to watch tv?

Just curious why you wouldn't just say "I'm not in the mood"?

[fluffernutter]

37. cuz i knew he would get me in the mood

and it's kind of hot to pretend like you aren't into it, but as it goes on, you just can't resist.

[GOPisEvil]

42. Ohhhhh...*slaps forehead*

:think:

[Bertha Venation]

21. well... it wasn't a partner... it was (predictably) a kitten

. . . all of a sudden we realized we had an audience . . . we looked . . . um . . . down, and saw Toby (as a kitten) at the foot of the bed. The amazed look on its face said, "Whatcha doin', Moms?! Huh?"

It didn't ruin the mood, but we had to stop laughing first . . .

[CO Liberal]

23. We Make a Point of Putting Della Out Of the Room

And she sits outside the door meowing as if to say "LET ME IN!!!" That's when we turn on the boom box.

When we finally open the door again, Della always rushed in to make sure The Princess is all right.

[Bertha Venation]

31. Della only checks on The Princess?

:D

If we locked all the cats out, we wouldn't have any carpet under the bedroom door.

[CO Liberal]

44. We Took All Our Carpeting Up A Few Years Ago

Replaced it with vinyl tile. Much easier to keep clean in dusty Southern Colorado.

[nevergiveup]

26. Just as I was about to.............

my wife asked me if I had made the mortgage payment. I am not sure why I remember this......it was a long time ago.

[Lady Effingbroke]

29. Told me to move over because I was blocking his view of the TV.

:eyes:

[CO Liberal]

34. Did You Poke Him In The Eyes?

A la Moe Howard???


Source: http://www.spindizzynews.org/

[Lady Effingbroke]

36. I tried to, but he put his hand up in classic 3 Stooges style and blocked

my subtle eye-poking maneuver! :silly:

[Bouncy Ball]

30. Stopped to pick his nose.

And no, I'm not kidding. And no, I didn't stay with him.

[Bouncy Ball]

32. And another time

right in the middle of it all, the dog and cat decided to do a little smack down right under the bed.

All we could hear was growling, hissing and little doggy and kitty skulls hitting the slats of the bed frame.

It kinda ruined it.

[Bouncy Ball]

33. I've said the following:

"Ok but as long as it's only during the commercial break."

He obliged me.

And the BEST story yet:

When our daughter was about four, she was stealthy. Husband THOUGHT he locked the bedroom door. Fortunately we were done, but JUST. Next thing I know, she's standing right beside the bed (everyone is covered, by the way) and she says "Hi Momma! Whatcha doing?"

And I pant "Uh, mommy and daddy are wrestling."

She looks thoughtful and says "Hmmm. Looks like Daddy's winning!" Then skips out of the room.

[nevergiveup]

41. THAT WAS PRICELESS!!!!!!!

[BiggJawn]

55. Called me "Mike"...

Her ex's name.
At least she never called me "Stacie"...(my replacement)

[Nitrogenica]

35. They rebooted.

[vixengrl]

40. Asked "where did you learn that?"

I suppose it could have been flattering...except it wasn't. (Can't a gal ad lib?) And also, same person, fell asleep on me. And once got me to...um, engage while a third party was reading his manuscript in another room.

[bettyellen]

43. Oooops, I did that once.

i actually picked up the call and confirmed a date with somebody else...
hey, it was paris... i got a little greedy.
*squirm*

[CO Liberal]

45. Sue? Is That YOU????

:-)

[bettyellen]

48. Oui, Oui!! Je Taime !! Cest Soir? Superb!

[Gothic Sponge]

47. Fart

[Lenape85]

53. My girlfriend has also farted too

She's also bitten me and told me she'd like to have sex with her underage friend.

[Taxloss]

50. That happened to me too.

And passing wind. eesh.

[Left Is Write]

51. Well, we were both guilty of this, so it was a little funny.

We were actively being, er... active, , and the Tonight Show was on in the background (back in the days of Johnny Carson). Carson said something - for the life of me, I can't remember what - that struck us both so funny that we stopped, turned to the television, watched for a moment, looked at each other, laughed, and went back to business.

Unromantic, yes. But not in a bad way.

[madison2000]

54. I had a boyfriend who perspired heavily during sex-

so much that I felt like I was totally drenched with his sweat afterwards and couldn't wait to take a shower. He was embarrassed about it, but he couldn't help it. He was young and in good shape, a marathon runner.

I tried to get used to it, but I hated it.

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[slutticus]

56. She looked at her watch.

That sucked.

[goodbody]

57. this makes me wonder what they really mean by a "sex thread"

[buddysmellgood]

58. Deflated