Why aren't there are any sex threads in the Lounge right now?

[jellybelly]

Poll question: Why aren't there are any sex threads in the Lounge right now?

There are always a few at a time, I can't find any. Everyone is being polite and boring:shrug:

[fluffernutter]

1. cuz you just got here, you sexfiend, you!

;)

[jellybelly]

2. somebody answered!

jeez...
I didn't want to Kick my own thread...
isn't it boring tonight?
where are all the dirty people?

[fluffernutter]

5. ya got me.

where have you been anyway?

[jellybelly]

7. I just got home..

I like going out and wasting money every chance I get....:shrug:

[SarahB]

3. Because I'm sick, busy, overwrought, tired, and going to bed....

And my favorite DUer is also sick, busy, overwrought, tired, and likely going to bed (too far away). :(

[fluffernutter]

4. feel better sarahbelle

:hug:

[jellybelly]

6. okay...now we're getting started

:silly:

[edbermac]

8. Isn't it a bit premature?

:evilgrin:

[DrZeeLit]

9. Who says there aren't any? It's Secret Sex Thread Night.... every Monday.

Didn't you know that?

[PartyPooper]

10. Because sex threads 'per se' are verboten. Check out the DU rules!

:evilgrin:

[jellybelly]

11. But there are always some floating around

and they get really graphic
and I'm usually in them:shrug:
I haven't been banned....yet...
I should probably get home earlier before the sexy people go to sleep

[Bok_Tukalo]

14. "before the sexy people go to sleep"

You mean, go to bed.

[jellybelly]

15. lol!

oh, yeah...'bed'

[jellybelly]

16. dupe

[Seabiscuit]

12. Other: I don't look to my computer for sex.

After all, it's just a bunch of metal, plastic, wiring, electronic gizmos, etc. I'm not.

I'm "accounted for" anyway.

[jellybelly]

13. That's not a funny option

:shrug:

[Seabiscuit]

92. But it's a serious one to consider

[yvr girl]

17. I've been too well behaved lately.

Also, where is Short Bus?

[fluffernutter]

18. i was wondering the same thing...

he's been so scarce lately.

[RagingInMiami]

19. Because you have not sent me your picture yet

[jellybelly]

20. because I'm lazy

and rarely on the net...When I do go on-line, I go straight to DU...I don't have time to figure out how to post pics...

[RagingInMiami]

21. Yea yea yea

excuses, excuses, excuses

[jellybelly]

23. I'm not making excuses....

I have to leave in a few minutes...so that makes my time at DU today: 1 hour...:cry: Stupid boyfriend and stupid fulfilling relationship

[RagingInMiami]

24. I guess you haven't told him about us, have you?

[jellybelly]

27. Told him what about us?

You tripping me? No, not yet:D

[Gothic Sponge]

22. Sex..? What is this sex you speak of?

[jellybelly]

25. It's what people do together...

while imagining Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie

[RagingInMiami]

26. Or Shakira and Halle Berry

[jellybelly]

28. and Shakira and Shakira and Shakira

[RagingInMiami]

29. I think you missed my earlier thread comparing Shakira to BS

Britney Spears

[jellybelly]

30. give me a link....

[RagingInMiami]

31. Here you go

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2392495&mesg_id=2392495

[jellybelly]

32. you posted a lot of stuff about Shakira that I agree with...

her 'roots' and english album....:)

I like Britney Spears' breasts more...Shakira would be perfect if she had some biggies.
And Britney is sexier. Shakira's facial expressions aren't all sexy, but her vibrating butt is very sexy

[RagingInMiami]

33. I like Shakira's eyes

[jellybelly]

34. Her eyes aren't sexy...I feel a flame war coming on...

:P

[RagingInMiami]

37. Her eyes are very sexy

Bring it on, JB

[jellybelly]

40. her eyes are beautiful

but not sexy...
If only I knew how to post pics.....I probably would just post naked pics of celebrity

[RagingInMiami]

42. it's not that hard

right-click on the photo, go to properties, then cut and paste the url number onto the thread

[jellybelly]

44. don't you need to type something before and after the url?

[fluffernutter]

47. nope

[RagingInMiami]

48. no, just make sure you get the entire url and there you have it

[jellybelly]

61. testing

it worked when I clicked on preview. DAMN!

[fluffernutter]

45. dammit girl

just copy and paste the url link right in the box and voila! it makes a picture when you hit post

[RagingInMiami]

50. make sure you preview the post beforehand

just to be sure it comes out

[fluffernutter]

38. omg, her eyes are seriously sexy, esp in that pic he posted

and the way she moves is way sexy

[RagingInMiami]

41. One more time, this time without the BS

[jellybelly]

49. Her mouth is the sexiest feature on her face

Her eyes are average. When she moves....:loveya:

[fluffernutter]

35. lol, girl, you crack me up

"perfect if she had some biggies" :D

[jellybelly]

36. I like cracking up women who already have biggies

:bounce:

[fluffernutter]

39. 'cha i wish

they are only Cs - what are yours? oh, and how tall are you?

[jellybelly]

43. I'm not tall

:cry: 5'4"
A C-cup is nice and perfect. I fit in C and D cups, it depends on the manufacturer..I'm sure you have different sizes too...

[RagingInMiami]

46. You guys are both the perfect height

for me, at least

[fluffernutter]

53. so, mr miami

is Shakira your fave?

[RagingInMiami]

59. I'm not much of a celebrity worshipper

But yes, Shakira would have to be my favorite female sexpot/celebrity. She's sexy, talented and compassionate. She does a lot for the kids in colombia.
Plus, she's a rocker at heart, grew up listening to AC/DC and Led Zepellin, but her music has an international flavor.

[fluffernutter]

51. yep

i'm 5'4" too. twins i tell you ;)

and yeah ikwym about different bras

[jellybelly]

56. nice...everyone tells me 5'4" is average

but my bf is over 6' and I look so little next to him...

[jellybelly]

52. Fluff, what are your best features?

I already know;) Just tell me what men think about you...Top 3 features...

[RagingInMiami]

pretty face, for one, i would imagine

[fluffernutter]

58. you are sweet.

[RagingInMiami]

54. dupe

[RagingInMiami]

55. dupe

[fluffernutter]

57. hmmm,

butt, legs and eyes.

you?

[RagingInMiami]

60. mmmm, butt

[jellybelly]

62. Eyes...Hair....Breasts

Sometimes not in that order...I like my legs...I hate my butt

[RagingInMiami]

63. what picture were you trying to post?

[jellybelly]

64. Britney lying down....

her legs were raised a little...nice butt shot. It worked when I previewed it:-(

[fluffernutter]

65. this one

whoops, didn't work for me either.

[RagingInMiami]

67. how about this one of britney

[fluffernutter]

71. red x for you too

what's up with the linking tonight?

[RagingInMiami]

72. nope, didn't work for me either

[jellybelly]

74. why? see, I'm jinxed when it comes to pics

[RagingInMiami]

75. click on this link

[fluffernutter]

66. hair, what does it look like?

why do you hate your butt?

[jellybelly]

69. I want a bigger butt

My hair is very straight and now it's medium length. My hair is extremely soft. I never need to blow dry or brush it (but I do:-) )It always fall into place. Women tell me I have great hair...

I wish my hair was curly sometimes. It's so boring and straight...

[fluffernutter]

73. dark brown? thick?

[jellybelly]

76. not dark...but brown

sometimes I go blonde...but it's hell (because of men)
It's not too thick, just unnaturally soft...if that's possible

[jellybelly]

77. are you dummies pm-ing each other?

ditching the jelly, huh?
I'm going to kick your asses...after the flirting and sex talk ends:shrug:

[fluffernutter]

80. no way, hun

i wouldn't diss you.

just checking out some funky art thread... :P

[jellybelly]

82. I can do both at the same time

;)

[Tweed]

68. Ah Jellybelly, always looking to cause trouble

even your avator is just begging for a lawsuit.

[jellybelly]

70. just trying to be funny

:shrug: and sexual...

[JohnKleeb]

78. Sorry I was asleep :)

[RagingInMiami]

79. Now, the party has started

[jellybelly]

81. what party?

these people are having sex talks outside of the lounge. I curse you all:grr:

[RagingInMiami]

84. No, Kleeb just got here

The party just started. Kleeb is already naked.

[JohnKleeb]

85. No I isn't, I hate going in the nude

[jellybelly]

86. I am naked...you aren't naked?...the SHOCK!

[RagingInMiami]

88. Err ... yes ...(pulling off shoes and socks)

[JohnKleeb]

83. I still have to finish up my bibliography

goddamn this research paper, goddamn it to hell.

[jellybelly]

87. you are researching sex?

[JohnKleeb]

89. no, poverty in appalachia

just putting the final touches on bibliography now, I would improve my paper a little but I dont wanna.

[jellybelly]

90. sorry...

you would improve a sex paper...I guess...

[JohnKleeb]

91. I really hate this assignment, thank god we're done with it tommorow

[Vektor]

93. Oddly...

I just added one, but it's a simple question..not too risque.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2398624