So Napolean, what are you going to do today?

[Worst Username Ever]

[StopTheMorans]

1. whatever I feel like! GOSH!

[Dastard Stepchild]

2. whatever I feel like I wanna do

GOSH!

[Jessica]

3. You wanna die, Napoleon?

Yeah right ... Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?

[Worst Username Ever]

4. Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.

Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me

[StopTheMorans]

5. who's been watching the deleted scenes?

:7

[Jessica]

11. Heck yes I have!

:P By the way, I caught you a delicious bass.

[StopTheMorans]

14. do you wanna play me?

[redqueen]

6. I see you're drinking 1%.

Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

[Worst Username Ever]

8. Do the chickens have large talons?

Do they have what?

Large talons.

I don't understand a word you just said

[sasquatch]

7. Nothing, Napoleon is dead!

Which is bad 'cause he was a much better leader than Bush.

[redqueen]

9. How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?.

Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

[Worst Username Ever]

10. What about your girlfriend?

Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.

[redqueen]

12. Your sandy hair floats in the air...

To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite...

[MisterP]

13. over'm there the pwebb wurmb aw wt gwt swmthwn aouwtt