I have found the worst rapper in the UNIVERSE.

[Colin Ex]

His name is Hitman Sammy Sam. For an example, allow me to cite a few lyrics from his song "Step Daddy."

HSS:
Can't come ova tonite!
Say: Ya'll gon be quiet tonite!
Play: Will get whipped tonite!
I say betta catch a grip tonite!
Lil' boy put ya lil sista down
Lil' boy think i'm playin around
I'll pull my belt, walk these steps
Stepdaddy'll make you beg for help
Now I'ma watch this game Lord knows
You stay in the house no outdoors

Kids:
You aint my daddy!!

HSS:
What you say?!

Kids:
You ain't my daddy

HSS:
What I thought you said!!

Now all you lil' mothas go to bed
and tell ya lil brotha to go to bed

Kids:
You ain't my daddy!

HSS:
SHUT UP!!

Kids:
You ain't my daddy!

HSS:
SHUT UP!!

Kids:
You ain't my daddy!!

HSS:
SHUT UP!!



If you have someone worse, I'd like to know about it. Until that time, this guy is the king of awful rappers.

(Edited for some formatting shit. HSS = "Hitman Sammy Sam," the rapper in question.)

[Droopy]

1. Can't say I can top that

Actually, the dude sounds like he's got issues. I'm not a fan of rap so I don't know much about it, but I've yet to hear of anyone worse.

[Stupdworld]

2. Arabian Rap Sensation

Group X

a bunch of white guys putting on a bad phony Arab accent and singing songs like:

"You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team"
"Johnny Poopoopants"

but hey their album is called "Stepping on the Croth of Your American President"

[Colin Ex]

3. Frighteningly, I know exactly who you're talking about.

And they have the credit of Bang Bang Bang, which has to be one of the most amusing songs ever maybe the first 200 times, but now if my suitemates play it one more time I'm gonna kill them.

I'll take Group X over Hitman Sammy Sam any day.

[Paragon]

4. I thought that was Master P

I always thought "Make Em Say Uhh" would've been a great theme for the Special Olympics.

Excuse me now, I have to be on my way to hell...

[Colin Ex]

10. That's a horrible thing to say.

...horribly funny!

[MisterP]

11. hey! (see my username?)

:o

[underpants]

5. Why do rap song always sound so angry?

Because the guy with the melody didn't show up.

"worst rapper"? That like declaring the smelliest turd pile.

[Richardo]

7. HAHAHAHAHA!! My sediments exactly, U.P.

Heeeheeeheeeheee :D

[He loved Big Brother]

13. You've obviously haven't heard the smooth melodic jazzy sounds

of Digable Planets. :)

[0rganism]

6. If you've watched "The Brak Show" diligently, you've heard worse

Two of the contestants in the rap-off in the "Brak Street" episode are clearly low scorers, and get dropped through a trap door in the stage as a reward.

Let me hear you say Yo!
Yo!
Let me hear you say Yo!
Yo!
(crowd: boo, hiss)
(trap door opens) aaaaah!

In all fairness, the final rap-off between Brak (with help from Dad) and cee-lo the multi-mouthed hip hop mutant is quite intense, and more than makes up for the losers who "drop out" in the early rounds. Some of the "incidental rapping" is also fine.

[BiggJawn]

8. "You ain't mah daddy" How UN-original...

MY ex-stepkids favourite:

"F*** You, Man, you ain't nobody but some crackah F***s My Mama..."...

[Kusala]

9. I've found HSS's true identity!

HSS:
SHUT UP!!

Kids:
You ain't my daddy!

HSS:
SHUT UP!!

Kids:
You ain't my daddy!!

HSS:
SHUT UP!!


Bill O'Reilly is a rapper?

[MisterP]

12. *snort*