How are Republicans like elephants

[Lenape85]

They get REALLY old, they never mate, and it takes a long time to clean up their shit when they are done.

[xray s]

1. Now your not being fair....

Of course they mate...it just isn't a very pretty sight.

[Lenape85]

2. And they have trouble figuring out HOW to mate.

[Glenda]

3. Good one - hee hee hee!

:toast:

[Straight Shooter]

4. Stampeding herd mentality.

Also, if you get them when they're young and severely limit their freedom, they'll be docile most of their life and just follow whoever they think their leader is.

And don't forget, elephants are extremely LOUD when they are having a disagreement.

[Goldeneye]

5. They use their noses to spray water all over themselves?

[roguevalley]

7. one of the most poignant things I read in the tsunami was the

temple elephants near I believe it was Banda Aceh. They cried and tried to get away before the water came and they did. They were later found walking through the water without their mahoots, picking up people and putting them on their backs.

I adore elephants. Imagine a repig doing that for someone, helping them out of despair and danger. Never would happen. Its too bad the bulk and size of elephants front such a criminal organization. Elephants are wonderful.

[DawgHouse]

6. Comparing elephants to republicans

is an insult to elephants!:grr:

[DS1]

8. Elephants have excellent memories, Pubbies can't forget Clinton

:shrug:

[donheld]

9. Elephants have more heart than most republicans

i'd almost be science would prove that.