I don't get it -- why don't some people like shitting in the woods?

[Floogeldy]

[livinginphotographs]

1. Because the fucking bears rarely ever change the toilet paper rolls.

And when they do, it's always "under" not "over."

[Floogeldy]

4. Ha ha!

:toast:

[Squatch]

2. I always try to find a "fallen sapling with a view"

Nothing like enjoying a sunrise overlooking a mountain pass in a pure moment of zen

[OffWithTheirHeads]

6. A truely unique moment!

You have obviously been there. No one who hasn't will ever understand.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

7. Too funny! n/t

[The Backlash Cometh]

3. As the guy from Northern Exposure once pointed out:

because there's no sense of completion.

[AllyCat]

8. Don't trust anyone who won't use moss

We coined that phrase on a week-long Alaskan kayaking trip where using the facilities meant using the inter-tidal zone. If one insisted on using TP, it had to be packed out (for a week) in little paper bags with your name on it. The option, was to "broaden our horizons" and use such natural alternatives like smooth rocks. A favorite was the soft, thick moss that grows EVERYWHERE there. Hence, the above phrase...

[RagingInMiami]

5. Poison Ivy