I'm buying a wife today. Should I let my boat in on it?

[StopTheMorans]

I mean, technically, it is an inanimate object, but still :shrug:

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[StopTheMorans]

2. please specify

and, why isn't this locked yet if you said you locked it? methinks someone is impersonating a mod *bans Sniffa*

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[StopTheMorans]

4. damn it, i banned you aLready

*re-bans Sniffa*

[Dr.Phool]

5. Wives are too expensive.

[StopTheMorans]

7. depends on what you feed them

[yvr girl]

6. Where are you buying this wife?

Do they sell husbands too?

[StopTheMorans]

8. depends, how much would you pay for a husband?

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

12. I'm not sure what the going rate is

I would also need to .... check out the goods.

[StopTheMorans]

15. the going rate is a 30 pack of cheap beer, a universal remote,

and a back scratcher. would you mind specifying what exactly you are referring to with the term "the goods"?

[yvr girl]

16. I wouldn't want to buy a husband sight unseen....

He needs to be presentable...and smell good...and be able to open up jars...and stuff.

[StopTheMorans]

17. well, how's this:

i'm presentable, i smell good, and i can open up a variety of jars, cans, and assorted containers (in addition to being generally "handy" around the house). can i have my 30 pack now? :P

[yvr girl]

18. Come and get it

If you're a good kisser, I'll even make it a premium Canadian beer, which is much more potent than your Yankee beer.

I'm glad you're handy - I went to Ikea yesterday.

[Dr.Phool]

19. Molsen Ice is an aphrodisiac

[yvr girl]

20. Yes, but it doesn't take much for you guys

sometimes breathing works.

[StopTheMorans]

21. not a big fan of canadian beer i'm afraid.

looks like this marriage may be even shorter than brittney spears' first marriage. i grew up in the buffalo area, and everyone there swears by labatt blue. i personally think it tastes similar to what skunk spray smells like (not a big fan of molson or any of the other than XXX either). do i have to buy my own plane ticket?

[yvr girl]

22. I said premium beer, baby

I was planning on a microbrew. I need to know your preferences before I chose which one. You do have to buy your own ticket, but I will give you a big welcome when you get here.

[StopTheMorans]

23. premium, thanks for the clarification my sweet. i'm actually a big fan of

dark beer :beer: i don't feel like buying a plane ticket right now, can i just hop on my bigwheels and ride out :shrug: it may take me a few months...

[yvr girl]

24. That sounds like fun

Spring / Summer are better in Vancouver anyway. Or, Will Pitt has a teleporter - he might let you borrow it.

[StopTheMorans]

25. alright, i should be there about may or so.

not so keen on the teleporter; i saw napolean dynamite, and the time machine in that movie scared me away from such things :D

[yvr girl]

26. I still think it would be fun

I want to be beamed somewhere.

[StopTheMorans]

27. if you come to Boston I'll Jim Beam you at a bar of your choice

:silly:

[yvr girl]

28. I think you should chose the bar

It is your city after all. It's a date.

[StopTheMorans]

29. alright, but i have to warn you, i am a man of discerning tastes.

and i often frequent dive bars :D

[yvr girl]

30. As long as you keep me from harm

I can handle it.

I went to a dive bar once and ordered a daiquiri - not a good idea.

[dolo amber]

9. Make sure you get her rust-proofed

[Guaranteed]

11. LOL nt

[StopTheMorans]

13. already on top of it

:P

[Guaranteed]

10. Perv

:P

[StopTheMorans]

14. whaddya talking about?

there's nothing perverted about making a life-long commitment to someone in exchange for a couple of bucks. you, sir, are a cynic.