The "Some of My Best Friends Are..." CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"And I'd like to thank my friend Wayne Brady for being here
today and providing us with a photo-op of diversificity."

[MrScorpio]

1. "Ladies and gents, Frank here is the only black man in Amurica

"Who's weiner is smaller than mine."

[Crankie Avalon]

2. "Not so fast...

...little fella, holding the microphone over it doesn't count."

[sniffa]

3. "and with the number 1 pick in the PNAC draft..."

[zbdent]

4. "And now, the man who inspired my campaign

with the phrase 'Show me the money! Show me the money!' . . ."

[aden_nak]

5. "I don't know. He can probably play basketball, yeah."

[no name no slogan]

6. I TOLD you Perot...

I know plenty of "them people"!

[BringEmOn]

7. "I did not have a shady financial relationship with Armstrong, here..."

[BringEmOn]

8. "If I rub your shoulder, will some of that mojo rub off on me?"

[dean_dem]

9. He's just so articulate and well-spoken.

[peekaloo]

10. Huh? This ain't the waiter? Well who's gonna take my lunch order?