Post here to get bullied on my way to 5000 posts

[StopTheMorans]

[Optimus Primestein]

1. Bully away.

I can take it.

[StopTheMorans]

4. awwwwwwww, wook at the wittle baby pwaying with twansfowmes!

*gives Optimus Primestein a wedgie*

[Optimus Primestein]

7. Damn - that hurt, but I guess I should be thankful that

it wasn't a double sky-hook. :P

[kick-ass-bob]

2. fuck off!

:P

[StopTheMorans]

5. *kicks-bobs-ass*

[terrya]

3. Hey, punk, how many more posts do you need to get to 5000?

And I use the word punk because *I* have over 12,000!

:-)

T

[StopTheMorans]

9. hey, no calling out my post count, i only started posting in the lounge

regularly within the last year *gives Terry a Native-American brushburn*

[terrya]

20. That didn't hurt! Is that ALL you have?

:-)

[fluffernutter]

6. at least you're a cute bully

;)

[StopTheMorans]

10. for that, i'll go easy on you

*rubs marshmallow fluff and peanut butter in fluffernutter's hair*

[Optimus Primestein]

11. You are just way too nice to everybody. Say something mean.

I'll bet you can't, can you? :hi:

[fluffernutter]

27. me? i can.

just don't piss me off :P

:hi: hi backatcha!

[Modem Butterfly]

8. Oooo! Oooo! Me next!

:)

[StopTheMorans]

13. as you wish *gives modem butterfly a swirlie in a dirty toilet*

[Modem Butterfly]

Ewwww. I'm telling!

Where's the recess lady?

[StopTheMorans]

36. she ran away because she smelled you coming

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

Kick me!

[StopTheMorans]

15. *kick*

[redqueen]

12. Count me in!

[StopTheMorans]

14. *gives redqueen a noogie*

[BikeWriter]

16. DaMMiT, you're about to get there...

:)

[StopTheMorans]

19. no swearing except for me! *gives BikeWriter a melvin*

[BikeWriter]

31. Yeah, that's right, *sigh*, just use us as rungs on your ladder to the...

top!

[KittyWampus]

17. 5000 Posts? I LAUGH At Your Pittance Of A Post Count.

[StopTheMorans]

18. what's the worst kind of tornado?

a titty twister! *gives cryingshame a titty twister*

[yvr girl]

21. I have 4 older brothers - I'm not afraid of you

One of them tied me to a pole in the basement, tied a dirty hockey sock in my mouth, left me there and called it babysitting.

What have you got?

[StopTheMorans]

22. that is babysitting! that's what i used to do to my two little brothers!

*puts yvr girl in a sleeping bag and rides the sleeping bag down the stairs*

[yvr girl]

25. That would hurt

I hope the stairs are carpeted at least.

[StopTheMorans]

35. the bottom ones are. the top ones, however, are another case.

just have a little jim beam beforehand :D

[dr.strangelove]

23. Bully schmully

You got nothing. Give it your best shot.

[StopTheMorans]

24. *puts dr.strangelove in a tire and rolls him down a hill towards trees*

[dr.strangelove]

28. Ha

Like you could get my fat ass in a damn tire. It would have to be a Monster Truck Tire. And in that case I would level the tree I hit.
Or is that it. Are you just some anti-environment, tree-leveling, kind of bully. Sure, you make some post claiming to be a bully, but all you really want is to kill trees. I reporting you as a freeper troll. I know the truth.

[StopTheMorans]

37. *shoots dr.strangelove*

[dr.strangelove]

47. Just like a bully to shoot anyone who calls you a freeper troll

Great Thread. This was fun, but I need to work.

[Jessica]

26. Bring it.

I'm not afraid of you. GOSH!

[StopTheMorans]

32. *pushes Jessica into locker*

Jessica, give me some of your tots!

[Jessica]

58. No! Go find your own.

x(

[StopTheMorans]

59. *kick's Jessica's pocket*

[Jessica]

63. Gross!

Freakin' idiot! :P

[Arkana]

29. Bring it on, biotch!

:evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

33. *ties tuna fish to Arkana and unleashes 100's of cats*

[Arkana]

38. I HATE cats! *runs*

[the Princess]

30. Oh like you can bully me

*thwack* <--- Whip

[StopTheMorans]

34. *drops a piano on the princess a la looney tunes*

SNAP!

[the Princess]

44. Crawls out from under piano

Grabs her whip and *thwacks* Moran around the ankle pulling him down with a *thud* right on his face. HA!

[StopTheMorans]

50. *thinks "I wonder who this poster is; I can't see anything"

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

39. Counting down to 700...

:)

[StopTheMorans]

40. *locks BikeWriter in a locker for trying to threadjack*

[BikeWriter]

48. 692...

[rbnyc]

41. ok...

...especially as I'm on my way to 10K!

[StopTheMorans]

43. *dumps sour milk in rbnyc's hair for trying to threadjack*

:evilgrin:

[rbnyc]

53. eeeew!

*whips out left boob and squrts StopTheMorans with breast-milk!*

[StopTheMorans]

55. would it be un-pc of me to vomit in that case? if not, then

:puke:

[rbnyc]

56. I think that puking is a fair response.

Sorry. It was the first weapon I had available.

[StopTheMorans]

60. no problem; thanks for the clarification:) i'll go back to puking now.

:puke:

[loudestchick]

42. Ok. I'm walking down the hall...holding my violin case.

[StopTheMorans]

45. *steals violin, ties rope to it, and throws it over the electric lines*

HA HA! :evilgrin:

[loudestchick]

46. I'm coming back tommorrow with my daddy's shot gun...see where it leads?

[StopTheMorans]

49. *shoots loudestchick* see what preemption leads to?

:evilgrin:

[loudestchick]

51. no. 'Cause I'm DEAD!!!

[StopTheMorans]

52. touche

[BikeWriter]

54. *Sniff!*

:(

[loudestchick]

57. don't feel too bad, I'm planning to haunt my murderer...he'll be mad soon!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

61. *doesn't believe in ghosts*

:P

[loudestchick]

62. doesn't matter if you believe in us...we believe in you.BWWAAHHAHHA

[BikeWriter]

67. Then why do you post to them? n/t

[StopTheMorans]

68. i was posting to a post, not a chimera or a vapor

:P

[BikeWriter]

66. Get him! n/t

[Amaya]

64. Ok, sure

Hey, I just hit 3000 and it only took me two and a half years. Damn, I'm a slacker.

[StopTheMorans]

65. congrats! *throws a piece of pizza at Amaya and rubs patchouli in her face

:toast:

[Amaya]

69. Oh come on

Give peace a chance!

[StopTheMorans]

70. *sprays de-lousing spray and deodorant at hippies*

[RevolutionaryActs]

71. Why would I want to get bullied,,,,

by a moran? :silly:

[StopTheMorans]

72. *gives Revolutionary_Acts04 a swirlie with a double flush*

that'll teach ya! :spank:

[RevolutionaryActs]

74. Do you know if you type "swirlie" into google image search you get this...

:shrug:

[StopTheMorans]

75. no, but that's not exactly what i was talking about

:evilgrin:

[indigobusiness]

73. There's still hope for a tombstone.

Don't press your luck.

[StopTheMorans]

76. *gives indigobusiness a melvin*

[Guaranteed]

77. Thank you, sir- may he have another? nt

[StopTheMorans]

78. he sure can BGL, he sure can *gives IB a melvin, wedgie, then swirlie*

[indigobusiness]

79. *indigobusiness would prefer a marvin*

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[WMliberal]

80. ***WMLiberal bends over***

Give it to me baby

[AlCzervik]

81. It's not possible to be bullied by someone wearing nuthuts,banana hammocks

grape smugglers or marble bags, it's just laughable.