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[underpants]

[Kadie]

1. Now this side... Row Row Row your boat.....

la la la la la

[GOPisEvil]

2. You there, in the back, yeah, you'll be left behind. Next.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

3. Hey Everybody! Look! I'm talking to a black guy!

I'm practical-ly Martin Luther King Junior!

[0007]

11. Dr. Rod Paige the Secretary of Education the man who cooked the

books in Texas on the education system that junior likes to brag about. No better than a Ken Lay!

[BringEmOn]

4. "99 bottles of beer...."

This leavin' childs behind are fun...

[nutsnberries]

5. I Like Finger Puppets !!!

Yes I DOooooooo!

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. So I'm flyin' down the hill into Saigon like this, on the snowboard, right

, going all woo woo shit! this and woo woo shit! that, trying to save those Saigonesians, and the snows all pounding my face and shit, right - did I tell you I had my arms up like this? Well, I did - and I'm flying down the mountain and there's Saigon, with those poor Saigonesians or Saigonites or whatever the hell - but that doesn't matter anyway, the important thing is, I'm flying down on the snowboard all Juimmy Gonzalez styling and shit, right, hepped up on coke and shit, and the snow's flying around and I got my M16 ready to go, right, cuz I was a warrior guy - you know, a warrior guy on a snowboard and shit - and then I realize, on the way down, I'm like "Shit, man, getting an education was fucked; what a waste of time, when I coulda been snowboardin' and shit with my homies, right?" So that's what I'm saying to you now, you know? Fuck man, it's the shiznits.

[BringEmOn]

7. At this end of the bell curve are white men, like me......

[MajorFlaw]

8. "Shall we dance?"

n/t

[BringEmOn]

9. "You don't need to be smart to be president...

..If your daddy used to be head of the CIA and knows how to rig elections, you can grow up to be president, too."

[no name no slogan]

10. Just THIS much intelligence, and THIS much character...

is all you need to become the leader of the free world-- twice!

[GOPBasher]

12. "Now you black people know how to fly, right? Like this?" :flaps wings:

[tsakshaug]

13. so we take

the one finger from this side and the two from this side and we get uh four fingers...there that is the alge bra lesson for today

[Crankie Avalon]

14. "...and THAT'S what I think of them...

...Ivily tower, elitistical, quote-unquote educasions."

[maddezmom]

15. "..seriously, when they busted me for DUI ..I had to touch my nose

with my eyes closed."

[Rob H.]

16. Lookit! I'm a crab!

Pinchy, pinchy, pinchy! Enh, enh, enh! (<-- his usual weird shoulders-bobbling-up-and-down laugh)