The bar is open--- what'll you have?

[Cuban_Liberal]

Some of y'all want one, and some of y'all need one, so belly up to the bar. Peanuts and popcorn are on da house.

;)

[LDS Jock]

1. margarita

as always.. and even better with a handsome bartender like yourself

[Cuban_Liberal]

4. Excellent choice, sir!

:)

[fluffernutter]

92. i'll have the same, on and over please :)

[Rick Myers]

2. Leinenkugel Honey Wiess

How's things? I have a heavy heart today...

[Cuban_Liberal]

6. Asi, asi....

*hand movement*

:)

[JohnKleeb]

3. sweet a wednesday night bar

Gimme vodka.

[Cuban_Liberal]

10. You gotta promise not to yak.

OK?

;)

[JohnKleeb]

15. Dude I brought my brother's juice boxes with me to mix it

and I am Irish-German-Slavic, I got great alcoholic tolerance.

[jonnyblitz]

11. show us some ID

freakin 16 yr old...geeesh

[JohnKleeb]

18. damnit man, stop calling me 16

Next time you're in DC, you're actually seeing my walkers ID.

[Rick Myers]

45. Can I see some ID, sir?

:toast:

[JohnKleeb]

48. Its in my toolshed

[GOPisEvil]

5. Extra dry martini, please.

Just threaten the martini glass with a bottle of vermouth and add some chilled gin. One olive, please.

Thank you.

[Cuban_Liberal]

14. We have Grey Goose, Chopin and Wybrowa, sir.

Any preference?

:)

[GOPisEvil]

24. Aren't those vodkas? Can I have gin, please?

Bombay Sapphire if you have it.

If I have to go vodka, then I'll let you have my bottle of Tito's Handmade Vodka from here in Austin. Best. Vodka. Ever.

[Cuban_Liberal]

29. I misread.

Bombay Sapphire it is.:)

[amazona]

80. Gimme that Grey Goose martini

Can't leave that Grey Goose on the shelf...

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[GAspnes]

16. Make that two

I *knew* there was a reason I liked you.

For a really dry martini, show the gin a picture of a bottle of Vermouth.

[GOPisEvil]

27. Or show the gin a picture of Benedetto Carpano, the inventor of vermouth.

:D

[Cuban_Liberal]

32. Your wish is my command.

:)

[jonnyblitz]

7. how is paddy?

I'll just have a water to wash down the xanax btw...:P

[Cuban_Liberal]

17. He's on morphine and Fentanyl.

IOW, he's good.

:P

[loudestchick]

8. :sits on a barstool, bats eyes coquetishly:

Bombay Sapphire and tonic, please.:loveya:

[Cuban_Liberal]

19. Lime twist with that?

:)

[loudestchick]

64. lovely, darling. Thanks.

[sundog]

9. cab - It's been a looooong day

:7

[Cuban_Liberal]

21. Coming right up.

:)

[pres2032]

12. hm, how about a mudslide, please?

[Cuban_Liberal]

23. One mudslide coming your way.

:)

[skygazer]

13. Something hot

I'm so cold and I've got a rotten cold as well. How about a nice Irish coffee with both whiskey and Irish cream? Oh, and don't forget the whipped cream on top! :hi:

[Cuban_Liberal]

25. Bushmills and Irish Cream it is.

:)

[Arkana]

20. Vodka martini.

Two of them, if you have the time.

[Cuban_Liberal]

30. Make it a double, perhaps?

:)

[Arkana]

57. That works. I've had a rough day.

[LiberalVoice]

22. Shot of Jack please...

It's been that kinda month. :(

[Cuban_Liberal]

31. awwwww....

First one's on the house.

:)

[EstimatedProphet]

26. a dry Martini

Extremely dry. Make the glass dusty-dry. Make my mouth dehydrate-dry. Pour it into an aquarium and the water level goes down-dry.

[Cuban_Liberal]

33. Poprcorn-fart dry martini coming up.

;)

[buddhamama]

28. i am wanting of one

vodka & cranberry, please. :-)

how did the surgery go, is Paddy recovering nicely? :hi:

[Cuban_Liberal]

35. Surgery is Friday

Here ya go!

:hi:

[buddhamama]

37. heh

i guess i do "need" that drink afterall. :dunce:

the pain was that bad, huh?

[Cuban_Liberal]

38. Yeah, he was miserable.

They sent him home with a Fentanyl patch and a 'scrip for some morphine tablets.

[Renew Deal]

34. Bud light and 2 shots of jager

:beer: :beer: :beer:

[Cuban_Liberal]

36. TWO shots?

Anything your heart desires.

:)

[Twillig]

66. It takes two shots of jager

to chase the bud light...

[ohiosmith]

39. I seem to be a little light Lloyd!

[Cuban_Liberal]

40. Another just like the first, sir?

:)

[no name no slogan]

41. In honor of Kheph, a 20 oz. Pespi, please (n/t)

[Cuban_Liberal]

42. Straw, or no straw.

:)

[11 Bravo]

43. Dos Equis, if you have it. Otherwise, I'll have a Red Stripe.

n/t

[Cuban_Liberal]

50. Dos Equis coming up.

:)

[11 Bravo]

54. Thanks, and please forgive my rudeness for not thanking you in advance.

:toast:

[Cuban_Liberal]

56. Not a problem!

:toast:

[Kellanved]

44. something exotic

My brother (Bundeswehr) got transferred to the cologne area, so I think I'll have to drink a Kölsch out of solidarity.

[Cuban_Liberal]

51. Excellent choice!

:)

[Kellanved]

62. thanks

:toast:

Kudos for not serving a Gaffel. :thumbsup:

[rhino47]

46. Double martini up dry dry and dryest

thank kind virtual bartender.I shall give you a virtual tip.
Dont play in the freeway.

[Cuban_Liberal]

52. I shall show it the vermouth bottle's label only.

;)

[rhino47]

65. You tease you

taunting fine gin like that.
I can so respect that.Like sister mary agony always said in sex ed.Better a tease then a please.
(a few more of those dry beauties and I will be blabbing about how many therepy sessions overcoming sexual education from a nun it took.Good thing I bought in bulk)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

47. markers mark and ginger ale please!

[Cuban_Liberal]

53. Good taste in bourbon.

:)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

58. I lovez me my Kentucky bourbon whiskey!

:loveya:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

49. some plum wine please

[Cuban_Liberal]

55. Japanese?

Warmed, or not?

:)

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

59. Virgin strawberry dacquiri, please (the regular kind doesn't mix

w/ my meds, so pony up!? LOL!).

[Cuban_Liberal]

61. Hehe.

Might make them work better.

;)

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

114. Maybe.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

60. cold please

[Cuban_Liberal]

63. Here are you are, ma'am.

:)

[Downtown Hound]

67. A Godfather, with Johnny Walker red scotch please

[Cuban_Liberal]

69. One Godfather comin' up.

:)

[tigereye]

72. I'd like mulled wine with a cinnamon stick, please

out of that big pot in the back of the bar.... after the dinner rush is over.

[Cuban_Liberal]

79. One mulled wine..

:)

[tigereye]

81. thanks

it's really warm here for January, but my body still says "winter"

[Bunny]

68. Barkeep - give me one of everything, please.

It's been one of those days! :(

[Cuban_Liberal]

70. Hmmm....

How about a double shot and a beer, to get sarted?

:)

[Bunny]

71. Well, okay. It *is* pretty early. When is last call? n/t

[Cuban_Liberal]

75. 2:00 a.m. sharp.

Gotta protect my license.:)

[tigereye]

82. it has been one of those days

Hi Bunny

[Bunny]

84. Hi tigereye! What are you drinking?

PS - the bartender's kinda cute, huh? ;)

[tigereye]

89. he is frighteningly cute

but I have told him that before. I was having mulled wine. Pretending it is really winter. (as I ride around with no coat on and the car window open.)

[Bunny]

94. This weather has been downright freakish, hasn't it?

Not that I'm complaining or anything. I hate winter! But this has been a very weird January, so far.

[tigereye]

100. just posted a complain about the weather thread

cuz my life is soooo exciting. I like snow and cold weather, except to drive in it. It just feels really odd to have no coat on.

[Longgrain]

73. Hey C_L, Get me a Guinness...

:)

[Cuban_Liberal]

76. Excellent choice, sir!

:thumbsup:

[Longgrain]

78. Thanks...

:takes a sip:

Here's a ten, you can keep the change.

[El Fuego]

74. Is anyone sitting here? No? Ok I'll have a Bombay Sapphire martini.

Straight up, with one of those anchovy stuffed olives.

:toast:

Damn that's good. Start me a tab! I'll be here a while.

[Cuban_Liberal]

77. Tab is running.

:)

[El Fuego]

83. Thanks!

[livinginphotographs]

85. Grrrrrrewa sadjt flllaip sjshk

hk sdafjkh you're a really really really great guy flpaojk whaddya say about mah wife dkfljf :snore:

[Cuban_Liberal]

86. Ray! Will you drive this fine customer home, please?

They're a bit under the weather.

;)

[livinginphotographs]

93. *punches Cuban Liberal*

What can I say, I'm a surly drunk.

I'll write you an "I'm Sorry" note in the morning.

[Cuban_Liberal]

95. I'll consider un-barring you, when I get it.

;)

[livinginphotographs]

96. Seriously, I'll be cool.

Can I have just one more drink? Please?

[Cuban_Liberal]

98. OK, but this is your nightcap.

Cheers!

:toast:

[livinginphotographs]

99. *pukes and falls off the stool*

[Cuban_Liberal]

101. I knew that was coming.

;)

[livinginphotographs]

103. You're an experienced bartender, I see.

[Cuban_Liberal]

106. Through 4 years of college.

:)

[MrScorpio]

87. Gimme a Bailey's

Make it a double

[Cuban_Liberal]

90. On the rocks?

:)

[MrScorpio]

97. Go for it

You are da man

[maveric]

88. Crown Royal on the rocks. Make it a double and keep em comin.

[Cuban_Liberal]

91. Excellent choice!

:)

[lapislzi]

102. Bombay Sapphire Martini

with a big twist.

Time to do my Nick and Nora imitation. What hit me? The sixth martini.

[Cuban_Liberal]

107. Here you go

Enjoy!

:)

[Endangered Specie]

104. Vodka, straight up.

[Cuban_Liberal]

108. Chilled?

:)

[Endangered Specie]

112. yeah.

[name not needed]

105. Bottle of Stoli

put it on Kleeb's tab :D

[Cuban_Liberal]

109. Sorry, we don't have a package license.

By the drink only.

;)

[name not needed]

111. Ah, screw it

I'll just take a Guinness.

[Cuban_Liberal]

110. LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL!

I gotta get home to the lil' woman, y'all.

:)

[vetwife]

113. A computr geek..puter crashed

I cannot get to any site anywhere and borrowing my son's puter for 5 minutes
to say my puter has crashed......I post on a lot of boards
and even forgot my password on mosts. All will be well tomorrow....as I hope the computr geeks tell me why my puter plasma screen blacked out. see ya.. I did not realize how addicted i was.....to my puter.
HAve to take a rain check everywhere in the lounge on a glass of pepsi.

[Shananigans]

115. Do I still have time to fit in a Tequilla shot???

[Thor_MN]

116. what do you call Diet Pepsi and Vodka?.....

Correction.... Vodka and Diet Pepsi.... have to list ingredients in order of amount....


Never mind, the one I'm working on is doing fine....

[ohio_liberal]

117. Something hot?

I've got a wicked cold.