Best song about a Jew:

[asthmaticeog]

Poll question: Best song about a Jew:

[Guaranteed]

1. I pick "Heaven on Their Minds" or anything else referring

to Jesus on that album. :)

[Capn Sunshine]

2. Dude, no "Hannukah song?"

[asthmaticeog]

10. Technicality - it's about a holiday, not a Jew. n/t

[RagingInMiami]

3. Remember Two Live Crew?

[asthmaticeog]

6. OY, It's So Humid!

[dolo amber]

7. "It's like a sauna in hyeah"

:D

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

25. Are you spritsing all over the place?

[jdots]

19. get thier disco album now !!!!!

it is Hershal & Morty at thier best and as they say " We started the Discoy Craze"

[terrya]

4. "Poppa, Can You Hear Me"

Sung by a fabulous Jew herself. :-)

T

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Angels We Have Heard on High

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Jesus Christ, Superstar!

[St. Jarvitude]

14. What he said (nt)

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. or maybe: How Shlomo Got His Dreidl On!

[asthmaticeog]

13. Is that real? n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. No, I just made it up

But it sounds good, don't it?

[asthmaticeog]

22. Had ME fooled.

Which I'll admit, says little.

[rasputin1952]

11. I am locking this as inflammatory....

I am positive it will go no where but downhill.

Thank you for your understanding.

In retrospect: I am unlocking this thread. There have been no obvious rules broken, and in the sphere of common decency and fairness, I feel that this thread should continue.

Please, Let's not see this go downhill...:)

Thanks,

Ras

[rasputin1952]

12. Kick since this been unlocked...

:kick:....:)

[Medium Baby Jesus]

15. Jewish Princess by Zappa?

[DemoTex]

16. Jesus Loves Me, This I Know ..

.

[nuxvomica]

17. Groucho's "The Toronto Song"

[greendog]

18. Story of Isaac ...by Leonard Cohen

The door it opened slowly,
my father he came in,was nine years old.
And he stood so tall above me,
his blue eyes they were shining
and his voice was very cold.
He said, "I've had a vision
and you know I'm strong and holy,
I must do what I've been told."
So he started up the mountain,
I was running, he was walking,
and his axe was made of gold.

Well, the trees they got much smaller,
the lake a lady's mirror,
we stopped to drink some wine.
Then he threw the bottle over.
Broke a minute later
and he put his hand on mine.
Thought I saw an eagle
but it might have been a vulture,
I never could decide.
Then my father built an altar,
he looked once behind his shoulder,
he knew I would not hide.

You who build these altars now
to sacrifice these children,
you must not do it anymore.
A scheme is not a vision
and you never have been tempted
by a demon or a god.
You who stand above them now,
your hatchets blunt and bloody,
you were not there before,
when I lay upon a mountain
and my father's hand was trembling
with the beauty of the word.

And if you call me brother now,
forgive me if I inquire,
"Just according to whose plan?"
When it all comes down to dust
I will kill you if I must,
I will help you if I can.
When it all comes down to dust
I will help you if I must,
I will kill you if I can.
And mercy on our uniform,
man of peace or man of war,
the peacock spreads his fan.

[CatBoreal]

27. Gods but I love Cohen.....

[CornField]

20. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi ???

How you doin' Bernie?

[bobbobbins]

23. Borat had a nice little ditty

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

24. My brother wrote a song once and it was called "The Rabbi, The Mohel,

Bob Dylan and Me. :)

[Cheswick2.0]

26. Jesus Christ Superstar

Voice of Judas
Every time I look at you
I don't understand
Why you let the things you did
Get so out of hand
You'd have managed better
If you'd had it planned
Now why'd you choose such a backward time
And such a strange land?

If you'd come today
You could have reached the whole nation
Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication
Don't you get me wrong.................................

[David Zephyr]

28. I'm still gonna go with Capn Sunshine: the Hannukah Song

As sure as my name is David and I'm clipped.

[JohnLocke]

29. This Jew sez: "Matchmaker, Matchmaker"

[NightTrain]

30. How about Duran Duran's "A Jew To A Kill?"

:evilgrin:

[Flying Dream Blues]

31. Funny Girl was about Fanny Brice...n/t

[tcfrogs]

32. Locking

anti-semetic...

[asthmaticeog]

33. AGAIN?

Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh! :cry:

[maveric]

34. Jesus is just allright

The Doobie Brothers

Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright

Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may know
I don't care where they may go
I don't care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Jesus, he's my friend; Jesus, he's my friend
He took me by the hand; Led me far from this land
Jesus, he's my friend

Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, Jesus is just alright

I don't care what they may say, I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say, Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

[mitchum]

35. David Bowie's "Song For Bob Dylan"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

36. Bonita Applebaum by Tribe Called Quest.

[gfr4656]

37. in the new play spamalot

by eric idle. forgot what its called(i think its "we need a jew")
it is hi-larious

[Ron Green]

38. How about "Ride 'em, Jewboy" by Kinky Friedman?