How big an old boy are ya?

[Floogeldy]

I'm 'bout to open up a 55 gallon barrel of whoopass on you!

[Carson]

1. I'll put on pop knot on your head big enough to have it's own zipcode!

Good ol' Roy D. Mercer.

[Floogeldy]

3. I'll make yer eye swell up 'n you'll look like Popeye!

[Carson]

5. I'll mop the floor with ya, and then whup your ass fer not gettin' in the

corners.

[Left Is Write]

2. I'm actually a rather small woman.

But I could kick some butt.

[cdsilv]

4. Ah'll scab yo' head wif a rock....

..Sut Lovingood.

Props to anyone who can tell me who wrote that!

(I've got the book!)

[Floogeldy]

6. I've always wanted that

I always wanted a small woman to kick my butt. At least that way, a woman would be paying attention to me.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[shesemsmom]

7. If left is write can't handle you alone

I think I can help

[Floogeldy]

8. Please and thank you

;)

[shesemsmom]

9. Your welcome

anytime

[Floogeldy]

10. I promise not to fight back

What are you doing next Tuesday?

[shesemsmom]

11. You can't get that lucky babe. It took a wild man to tame me,

and even he has trouble at times