Caption the Karl Rove Alert

[DoYouEverWonder]

Karl Rove sent a signal today to the Homeland Security Dept that the shit is hitting the fan and it's time for another terrorist attack. Tom Ridge is planning to go from yellow to orange alert as soon as it doesn't look too obvious.

[thebigidea]

1. Turd Blossom reaches ORANGE ALERT

"Who are you?"

"The new Number Two."

[myomy]

2. Me and Kenny Boy are bullet proof.

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[celestia671]

3. That...

would not surprise me one bit! If the media and the rest of the American public would wake up, there are no telling how many scandals in this admin that could be uncovered!

[Ilsa]

4. Geez, that's one ugly mo-fo.

I know. I shouldn't comment on personal appearance; it's terribly shallow of me. But that's one ugly mo-fo. His head is already charicature.

[trogdor]

6. A conservative whack job from central casting.

n/c

[underpants]

5. A penis with teeth

Thanks for posting this I was going to yesterday with that caption involved but discretion stopped me.

[Brucey]

7. Hey, who is that down there waiting to greet me??

Are those the police with an arrest warrant?

[Richardo]

8. "I just know that that orange 'sack of shit' detector is going to go off"

...better run down the stairs.

[skip fox]

9. Rove is "thinking": "Hot damn on a cold morning! I got Numbnuts just

where I want him. Told him about Wilson's wife at CIA. Took forever, but I finally got him to think HE came up with the idea about leaking that she sent Wilson on the mission. Discredit the fuck. Make it seem like he initiated the trip and was out to deflate our plans from the start. So Numbnuts tells Dick to back him up after he calls around and finally Novak, the pastsy, takes his call. Now that piece of human spam has got to do whatever I say, or I spill. No more tantrums! No more having to coddle him everytime he wants to go to Crawford. No more early lunches and snacks whenever he wants. Now it's MY freakin' turn! It's going to be a lot different around here from now on. Hot glory damn!"

[cosmicdot]

10. Here comes helter skelter ... watch your step ...

Alex, I'll take "Watergate - those who got away' for a thousand.