Who wants to be my bitch? (It's free)

[jellybelly]

(This isn't ban-worthy right?)

I really need a bitch...:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

1. I can be your bitch tonight

[jellybelly]

3. can I slap you?

wait, I shouldn't ask...*slaps kitchenWitch*

[KitchenWitch]

12. hey

Do that again...

[IronLionZion]

2. Do I get to bitch at you 24/7?

hmmm....I could just vent all my anger and frustration at you instead of at Bush!

[jellybelly]

4. okay....just don't choke me with pretzels

[Floogeldy]

5. Only if you promise to bitch-slap me every night.

It's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

[Name removed]

6. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Floogeldy]

10. Then when are you going to clean up the kitchen and bathroom?

Your car is a mess, too. It's full of fast food bags with old stinky fries in them.

Uh, hello? THOSE PLANTS ARE DYING. Why haven't you watered them? Now go pick up your clothes off of the floor and the house needs vacuuming.

By the way, you were on the phone the other day talking to another guy, I think. What the hell is up with that?

And stop leaving the goddam cap off of the toothpaste tube. I'm sick of this shit.

[jellybelly]

14. was I deleted?

I forgot what I posted:shrug:

[Floogeldy]

18. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No need to take it personally.

[jellybelly]

19. huh?

I forgot really....*scratches head*

[Floogeldy]

20. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No harm done. It's okay.

[jellybelly]

21. well, pm me what I said....please!

Sometimes I joke around without knowing I'm being offensive...:cry:

[CO Liberal]

7. Only If You Take Your Yak To a Fetish Bar Wearing a Thong

:-)

[jellybelly]

9. Then I'd be your bitch....

I'm not doing that for free...:shrug:

[noshenanigans]

8. I'll be your bitch..

*SMACK*

Ummm.. no, forget it.

[Shananigans]

11. Sweet...you copycatted me!

I'll be your bitch if you be my friend!

[jellybelly]

13. it's a deal....

so I'll ask for advice while slapping you around....:P

[Donailin]

15. FOFL

you people are wacky, whenever I want to laugh I just check out the titles of the DU lounge threads.

"It's free" ??? LOL

[Shananigans]

16. *shrug* Disclaimers are good!

[Shananigans]

17. Double post! Shame on me!

[Schema Thing]

22. I Can Be Your Bitch-ro Baby...

I can wipe away your tears.

Just don't ask me to be your Mexican, cuz that would be offensive.

[Moderator]

23. Locking

This is really not appropriate.