I must admit....I'm jealous of Forrestgump

[HEyHEY]

I don't know were the hell he comes up with those witty comments but I wish I was that good!

Plus he's got Salma

[ForrestGump]

1. Dammit, I am, too... the bastard....

Pssst....Salma says that she thinks you're cute... ;-)

[HEyHEY]

2. Yeah I get that alot

The pity compliment...unless she wants to hook me up with her most gaurded hot friend..I ain't buying it.

[ForrestGump]

6. That's where Photoshop comes in

:D

[HEyHEY]

8. But my face on Paul Newman's wait put Paul Newman's body with..my..

Ah fuck it just show her a pick of Paul Newman

[ForrestGump]

10. "Left Handed Gun" or "Cool Hand Luke"/"Butch Cassidy" era?

In an ice hockey unif...

Hey...wait a minute....I taped the movie long ago, but never saw it....

May I present...HeyHey:



Heidi Klum, this is HeyHey...HeyHey, this is Heidi Klum. HeyHey? Dude? *slap slap* Wake up, man....c'mon, dude...

[HEyHEY]

11. That's the one...hockey tough guy!

You should watch that movie by the way.

[ForrestGump]

12. I will! And I'll raise a glass of sody pop to you every time they score a

goal.

I've only had it on tape for, like, a decade.

[Wonk]

13. Let me apologize in advance for posting this incredibly silly photoshop...

:evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

14. Dear god

Forrest..did you know that about her

[ForrestGump]

16. I swear, HeyHey...I'm the last to know...

And Jennifer Connelly no longer returns my calls, now that she's - oh, right, get this - married...huh!.... *sigh*

[HEyHEY]

17. Hey

There's always next week

[ForrestGump]

15. Oh, great. Everyone in Hollywood's got a beard, and now I do, too.

:-(

Salma...I never knew.

Though it does explain why my razors wore out so quickly...

[SOteric]

18. Good Heavens, Wonk!

Is that you...?! 'Cause I'm sure if you're that hot for Forrest we can talk Salma into stepping aside.

[Wonk]

19. That's someone who is no longer with us whose name can't be mentioned...

but the file name might give you a clue :think:

[SOteric]

20. I'm just teasing you, Wonk. I know who it is...

I live up here in that place where (name withheld) used to live before he got a life, a chica and airfare to the Southwest.

I even had an engraved invitation to his farewell function in these parts.

[anti_shrub]

3. Aye carumba!

Has Salma had an ....umm....."upgrade"?

I don't recall her upper half straining the fabric as much as it is in that pic, and I'm a Kevin Smith fan, which means I own Dogma (where she dances in her underwear).

[HEyHEY]

4. that's what I'm saying

But gump won't admit it

[ForrestGump]

5. it's totally water retention, dude

You know....that happens now and then. :D

[HEyHEY]

7. What's the matter

Not makng her sweat enough?

[ForrestGump]

9. A gentleman would never tell

:P

Besides...horses sweat, men perspire, and ladies glow