You know a song is going to be bad when...

[Magrittes Pipe]

The first thing you hear is a saxophone; and you're NOT listening to jazz. :scared:

Post your 'favorites'.

[SCDem]

1. Before the song starts you here "is one of the top 40"

All the top selling music seems to be kiddie pop crap fueled by young kids with a disposable income. Not all is bad but most is.

[ProfessorGAC]

2. Your Choice Is Excellent. Also, . . .

. . .if Dianne Warren wrote the song. Or if Celine Dion is the singer. That just CAN'T be good.
The Professor

[Richardo]

3. You hear first: "Ladies and gentlemen: Celine Dion!"

[Richardo]

4. Crap! Scooped by the Professor!

[sniffa]

5. the band pLays the wrong song

[Wickerman]

6. The DJ says, ok kids,please stop calling for this one, hear it is...

[livinginphotographs]

7. When the first thing they do is announce the name of the band members.

"So-and-so on guitar!" (sound of somebody totally wailing on their axe)

"So-and-so on bass!" (sound of the dreaded slap-bass)

"So-and-so on drums!" (sound of a drummer trying to make up for his small penis with long drum solos)

You get the idea.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

8. One of the first three words is "Baby"

[underpants]

9. Does that include "Baker Street"?

Normally I would agree with you about saxophones (especially when there obviously should be a guitar in there) but I love that song "Baker Street"


http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/foo-fighters/54718.html

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. Mirror in the Bathroom by The English Beat

[underpants]

11. It is preceded by "The song stylings of..........."

Leave the Holiday Inn NOW!

[SemiCharmedQuark]

12. It has an "electric piano" in it.