Bore me. I dare you.

[Beware the Beast Man]

:boring:

[Feathered Fish]

1. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooring Sidney

[Kikosexy2]

2. yaawwwwnnn....

zzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzz! Uh come on now--give it to me baby!zzzzzzzz

[tridim]

3. I have an extra ticket to an insurance seminar

Interested?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. Let me tell you about my lawn and how much it grows every night....

[meegbear]

5. Assume the position

[Lavender Brown]

6. I'm watching C-Span, ask me anything

[sniffa]

7. did i ever teLL you about

production quaLities of cheese in western europe?

[kick-ass-bob]

8. I have some numbers you can look over...

http://www.emf.net/~estephen/stats/

[ktowntennesseedem]

9. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[skypilot]

10. This is pretty boring.

http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=miriam+dyak&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3D294d6e250a1a3c57%26clickedItemRank%3D1%26userQuery%3Dmiriam%2Bdyak%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.life-energy.net%252FLEmain.html%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DnsBrowserRoll%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.life-energy.net%2FLEmain.html

[msgadget]

11. Come sit with me and watch this paint dry!

[RandomKoolzip]

12. I enjoy radishes, although sometimes they make me gassy.

Other times they don't.

[tigereye]

21. that's really mild commentary for you

;)

[RandomKoolzip]

25. Well, I wouldn't wanna raise anyone's blood pressure.

[tigereye]

31. ha ha

yes, you are definitely Caspar Milquetoast. No, that would be me. ;)

[Richardo]

13. Let's proofread this freight tariff. Now: page 37, Item 395.2...

:boring:

[BurtWorm]

14. I'd like to see if I can explain the Whitewater scandal to you in minute

detail. Do you have a couple of days?

[StopTheMorans]

15. i am currently drinking filtered water out of a bottle.

that is all...

[redqueen]

16. I haven't got my water yet.

I usually have had at least 1/2 a glass of water by now, but this morning I keep putting it off... now here it is 11:16 and I still haven't had any water. Well, I did have some at home, but I mean just since I got to work... I haven't had any water since I got here, that is.

It's really important to drink lots of water. Some people will try to tell you that it doesn't really mater, that you get liquids from food, but you shouldn't believe them. Eight glasses a day, at least... not that I drink that much, but I do try.

I used to be a lot better about it... I'd keep track really well and only slack off on weekends. Now I just do the best I can, so I probably only end up drinking about 4 to 6 cups. That's not very good. I should have made that one of my New Year's resolutions, but seeing as how I'm pretty much ignoring the other ones I made so far, I doubt it would really have made much of a difference.

[Demit]

17. So I was talking to my girlfriend the other day and I go so what are you

gonna do this weekend and she goes oh not much and I go oh yeah me either and she goes whaddya think about the new Ashlee Simpson video and I go oh man is there a new Ashlee Simpson video and she goes yeah and I go oh I love her hair and she goes oh I hate her hair and oh that reminds me I gotta go wash my hair and I go oh yeah me too and she goes pm me later ok and I go yeah ok...

[Richardo]

18. I'm leaving DU and here is an excrutiating list of every reason why...

:boring:

[Demit]

19. oh man I think redqueen wins.

[tigereye]

20. see my complaining about weather thread below yours

[DelawareValleyDem]

22. Pi to several thousand places is

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[Beer Snob-50]

23. will this get this thread locked

pi to too many places??

[smedwed]

24.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

26. .

[redqueen]

27. I still haven't got my water!

Stupid people keep calling me and wanting to talk to me. This copier guy is talking to me right at this very moment, because he has to come by and train me on the new color copier we got. Now he's talking about the specifics of the agreement, which I don't even have any control over. He's bothering me!

Now I have to call him about how many color and b/w copies we'll need every month. Like I know or care. Doesn't anyone appreciate the fact that I have to do the billing around here? I need an assistant. Preferably not a hot one. I have enough distractions as it is!

So now I get to spend some of my valuable time this afternoon talking with boring Abe about my copier. Wonderful. That's really going to cut into my ... extracurricular activities. Which will make me mad. I wish it were Friday already. But not really... because then I'd miss a whole afternoon of extracurricular activities! And that would really be bad. Trust me.

[arcane1]

28. and yet somehow..

you made that sound interesting :)

[jdonaldball]

29. I want to tell you about Feminist theories of how to grow Marijuana

Oh, still interested?
I'll bet that the interesting part was "marijuana", and the boring part was "feminist" :-)

[Blue-Jay]

30. Wanna see my feet?

[Bouncy Ball]

32. Ok. Read this.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2418560#2419509