A Freeper joke (this is real)

[Zuni]

To: Tarpaulin
I can just picture it now;

Good guy: "Why don't you people at least take a shower!"

Lefty #1: "What's a shower?"

Lefty #2: "How do I know, I'm not a Republican."



29 posted on 01/12/2005 3:39:58 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult ("Don't get eliminated!" - MXC)
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[Goldom]

1. Ever noticed how Republican comedians aren't funny?

[mcscajun]

2. A new series idea: Tales of the Humor-Impaired.

This sounds like the pitch meeting.

[MrScorpio]

3. This sounds like a sad cry for help

Somebody needs an emotional rescue

[mattclearing]

4. Cause only Republicans shower, right?

I guess they have to keep the blood off their hands somehow.

:D

[kick-ass-bob]

5. See - now THAT was good.

:7

[mattclearing]

10. Thanks. I came up with it myself.

O8)

[Raster]

6. What do you call a tour bus full of republicans going off a cliff?

Damned good start.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

11. 4 Republicans drive off a cliff in a Cadillac. What's the tragedy?

Wait for it....


A little more....


A Cadillac can hold 6.

[paula777]

7. Shouldn't this be in the "bore me - I dare you" thread?

[Feathered Fish]

8. I think that one was from a 2 year old

pretty funny. :eyes:

[RandomKoolzip]

9. It's not a patch on Pauly Shore or Carrot Top, but....

Damn, that shit's funny!

[aden_nak]

12. Why does Republican humor always read like a 1930's political cartoon?

[The Backlash Cometh]

13. You missed a word. They were talking about "Golden showers"

[skypilot]

14. ill-conceived and flat.

Another unfunny Republican. Their "comedy" always seems to lack real wit, insight and plain old sense.