i've got a nice sized gash on my forearm

[sniffa]

and i haven't the sLightest idea where it came from.

you wanna take a guess? it'LL be as good as mine (and may make think of going to a doctor).

[kick-ass-bob]

1. when you opened your computer to upgrade the memory

you caught your arm on the metal case.

[Lavender Brown]

2. Sleepwalking?

:shrug:

[sniffa]

8. possibLe

i didn't even notice untiL i was sitting at work drinking my 2nd cup of coffee this morning. i thought maybe i scratched it, but it's kind of too big to be a scratch.

:shrug:

[democracyindanger]

3. You're turning into a butterfly

[StopTheMorans]

4. lay off the drugs amigo

knowing you, you were probably "high" on something and you got knifed by a homeless guy after trying to steal his coffee :P

[sniffa]

14. preposterous

a homeLess guy with a cup of coffee (that sureLy isn't from starbucks)?

[Richardo]

5. One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle?

What?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. cat? gf?

is it bleeding?

poor sniffa :hug:

[sniffa]

16. it was probabLy ronnie

he gets feisty. :P

[ronnykmarshall]

20. I gotta trim my nails.

Sorry baby.

[sniffa]

21. that's ok

don't stop biting though. :loveya:

[BikeWriter]

7. You found the WMDs? n/t

[sniffa]

18. nope

they're not in there

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

[jeff30997]

9. Leprosy ?

Or maybe you're a cannibal and you eat yourself in your sleep.

[kick-ass-bob]

11. sleepwalking self cannibal.

I like it!

:D

[sniffa]

13. i do, do that

but the gash is Longer than my bite.

[MsAnthropy]

10. House haunted? They like to scratch

according to a dumb TV show I saw recently

[sniffa]

19. scratchy ghosts?

[MsAnthropy]

24. Yup, the ghosts wanted to get rid of their humans

so apparently long scratch marks would "mysteriously appear" on the people of the house. I love those haunting shows (usually on the Learning or History channel!). I'd like to think I'll be a little more imaginative when I haunt people.

[sniffa]

27. freddy krueger did that too

i don't fuLLy wake up untiL a few hours after Later, so i don't even know if it happened at home/during sLeep.

[seriousstan]

12. The gin bottle bit you.

[jeff30997]

15. You choked on a pretzel.

[sniffa]

17. that's a good cover story

for the bruises dick Leaves

[DrWeird]

22. Chupacabras?

Sasqui?

[sniffa]

que?

[DrWeird]

25. Chupacabras.

Sasquatch

[Zuni]

23. a clown attack?

[Worst Username Ever]

26. Sleep-ninja-fighting?

[tjwmason]

28. It's the scar

from the implatation of your electronic tag. Now your every move is monitored.

[sniffa]

30. finaLLy

someone guessed the most obvious answer!

i now have the chip attached to my uLner. it's painfuL.

[Dookus]

29. That reminds of the book "Cock and Bull"

by Will Self, only the gash was on his leg.