Rev. Jim, another preacher waiting to save you from the gay "lifestyle"

[UdoKier]

I don't know why, but I find these people simultaneously funny and very sad.

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my mother was my hero, my buddy, the only one I could depend on for whatever I needed. She had to be both mother and father to her boys. I became "a mama's boy" and somewhat of a "sissy." My mother knew she had to find a father for her boys. She remarried when I was 5.
...

You see the damage had already been done. I didn't like men, men were bad. I was never affirmed in my masculinity. I didn't want to be mean, rough, and tough, and I didn't know anything about sports. There came a time when I remember watching the other boys and wishing that I could be more like them. I felt different, alienated and separated from my own gender. I envied the other boys. I was the one who always played with the girls, their dollhouses, hopscotch, and jump rope. When I was forced to play teamed sport games, I was always one of the last ones picked.

Nice amateur self-analysis there, Jim...




Umm... this guy had a problem with not being attracted to women and he picks THAT as a wife?

[judge_smales]

1. .

Boy will she be surprized when he comes out in about 10 years.

Poor woman.

[The Backlash Cometh]

2. oh, I thought that was his mother.

[ronnykmarshall]

3. Nice glassy eyed look.

:scared:

[UdoKier]

10. Here he is, apparently a few years later...

Notice how he's gained weight lost hair and has an expression of having given up? Wifey looks a bit frazzled too.

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Who's ol' prune face on his left?

Damn she looks like a ton of fun.

[MisterP]

15. she actually looks like a computer teacher of mine; rather funny too

this is getting weirder and weirder.
And the Stepford Wife(?)

[DrWeird]

4. Incest?

I can't tell if that's his mom, sister, wife, or combination thereof.

[LibertyLover]

5. Well . . .

at least he got the information on pedophilia correct - not that any of the fundies are going to believe him.

[UdoKier]

9. But how can he know he was molested "as a toddler"

and by whom? My memories of being 3 and 4 are nebulous at best. Almost no recall. Did the molester confess to him? Just curious.

I just have a slight problem with the idea that homosexuality has to be the outcome of molestation+no male role model (or any other set of stereotypical environmental factors)

Many millions of 100% straight men were raised fatherless and are very well-adjusted and many men with absolutely "perfect" upbringings turned out gay or bi (and a lot of them accept or even embrace their sexual feelings as normal and healthy, rather than sinful).

[Zenlitened]

6. I'm not an expert on these things as Jim clearly is...

:D

... but wouldn't his antipathy toward men make it LESS likely that he'd be gay, i.e. attracted to men?

Do these wingnuts even bother to try making sense?

[UdoKier]

14. But in the rightwing worldview, the object of attraction is to be hated.

But in the rightwing worldview, the object of attraction is to be hated/degraded.

Hence the almost universal misogyny among right-wingers.

[Bertha Venation]

7. "THAT as a wife?"

"THAT," from the looks of her, is as much a human being as you are. :eyes:

[UdoKier]

8. Oh all right. She is a human, maybe even a very nice one.

Albeit a heavily shellacked, completely unsensual-looking one.

I was speaking purely in terms of allure.

Amy Goodman of Democracy Now! is ten times hotter than her.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. I still think Hell is the place you go

when you can't accept yourself as the person you are.

[Taverner]

13. So Jock= Straight, Bookworm=Gay???

He should tell that to some of my gay weightlifter friends. They've been living a lie for too long :eyes:

[UdoKier]

16. Kick.

nt

[Deja Q]

17. OMG, she's wearing so much pink (never mind three key points:

1. Both look like they're hypnotized.

2. I bet he's gay and she's lesbian in REALITY. These ex-gay groups always pair up one type of homo with the other. Ain't no straight would get jiggy with the homo homies, that's for sure!

3. Jim there has a weird mark on his forehead. Lobotomy, perhaps?)