Let's go to the world of "What if?"

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There's a story on the AM sports radio stations that the New England Patriots don't have their field covered and they're letting it get rained and snowed on. The reason they're doing it is so the Indianapolis Colts don't have a fast track to run on this coming sunday. The Patriots know that if they take away the Colts speed they'll more than likely win the game.

But for now I'd like to take you to a alternative reality in the world of "What if?" This weeks episode:
WHAT IF THE SENATE DEMOCRATS WERE RUNNING THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

Terry McCaulif playing the role as General Manager discusses how to handle this situation with Joe Biden, John Kerry, Joe Lieberman and Hillary Clinton.
TM= "Hey gang, I have a new plan!"
JB, JK, JL and HC= "What's that!"
TM= "I think if we tarp the field all week, keeping the field dry, the Colts fans and players will be so happy with us they won't be able to get angry and beat on Sunday!"
JB= "Hey that's a great plan but, I think I can add to it!"
TM= "What is your idea?"
JB= "Well if we force our fans to not bring any Patriots stuff during the game on Sunday, or to stay silent while Peyton Manning calls audibles, the Colts fans will appreciate that and become Patriot fans."
TM= "That's great Joe! Hey someone add that to the list!"
HC= "I'm on it, Terry."
JK= "I'll add something to the list too!!"
TM= "The floor is yours John!"
JK= "I think we should tell the defensive cordinator not blits on Sunday too, sports writers hate seeing QB's get hurt!!"
TM= "Great idea John, add that to the list Hillary!!"
HC= "On it!"
JL= "I've got an idea too!!"
TM= "Go for it Lieberman!"
JL= "I figure that our defense is good enough to win the game by itself on Sunday, so let's be polite to the Colts and give them the advantage of not playing against Tom Brady. I say we have him benched on Sunday."
TM= "That's a good idea Joe but, our coach has a tendacy to be like Howard Dean and disagree with stuff we say."
JL= "Let's have someone knee cap him then!"
TM= "GREAT IDEA JOE, GOOD MEETING TODAY, MEETING IS AJOURNED!!"


Right now I suggest that everyone prays to their God or Gods that Howard Dean be DNC chairman.
And tell Bill Clinton that we understand why he went for Monica instead of Hillary.
:)

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1. Kick

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[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Nominating!

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7. Thank you!

[msgadget]

3. Bravo!

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Edit to add: I'm not necessarily for Dean as Chair but I liked the 'what if..'!

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4. Thanks

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. ROTFL!!

That's excellent!

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6. You don't get this type of creativity from FreeRepublic

But I bet one of those lurking freeks is copycating my post as I speak
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[KittyWampus]

8. Funny But True!

btw, the only time I personally think a football game is really worth watching is when they're playing in the rain and EARNING their paycheck.

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9. There's nothing better than mud football!!

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10. Kick

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