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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 05:11 AM
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Space Aliens Want Our Toothpaste
Uh, okay.... Would they settle for Dimbo instead?

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=59376
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dbt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 05:24 AM
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1. Let's sing a Byrds song:
(From "Mr. Spaceman," MANY years ago)

"Woke up this morning
I was feeling quite weird
Had flies in my beer
And my toothpaste was smeared."


:smoke:
dbt
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 05:44 AM
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2. RLOL
This is funny, with all the seriousness of all of this...
Lord thanks for the laugh
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 05:47 AM
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3. It looks like..............
BatBoy could benefit from our amazing technology in the oral hygiene area.
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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-01-03 06:02 AM
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4. When Dumbo first invited Poodle to Camp David, he was asked
what, if anything, the two actually had in common. He replied: "Well, we both use Colgate...."

Now you know.
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