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[underpants]

[ewagner]

1. See, we called

Six reporters....ummm..is that six?

[Brucey]

2. Excellent!

You nailed it!

[underpants]

3. Yo Homey talk to the hand and a bag of chips

Man that really worked well in the focus groups Karl says.

[Drifter]

4. What was the question ?

how many days before I resign ?

Cheers
Drifter

[Braden]

5. Hi Daddy, Hi Uncle Dick!

[Fenris]

6. "Live long and prosper!"

"Wait, that's not the right way...shit...oh well."

[bobthedrummer]

7. * singing"I've got 1,2,3,4,5 senses working overtime" by XTC

:smoke:

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "Great! Novak is covering my butt. So far, so

good. Gotta remember not to call reporters myself. Hell, 6 guys wouldn't even take my call. I know they KNEW it was me (they all got caller-id, but they pretended it was a prank call and hung up). Geez. Nobody ever wants to talk with me, and now that I signed that damn telemarketer bill . . . shit, I won't get any calls. But at least Novak is standing up for me. Hope he doesn't want anything beyond what he said: 'Do me a favor, Numbnuts, alright? Don't ever the fuck call me again.' . . . Boy, that ol' Oval Office can get to be pretty lonely sometimes. Geez."

[underpants]

9. I can't believe I was soaking in dishwashing liquid

Sththttergia does sthuch a bEEEEEEEEEautiful job on my hands....Oh cripe the cameras (clears throat, deepens voice)

9/11!!!!
IRAQ!!!
NATIONAL SECURITY!!!!!!!!
'MURKANS!!!!!!!!!!

[cosmicdot]

10. W: ya'll can take it easy ... everything is cool ... your money is safe ..

... speaking of which ... 5 of you ... 5, I emphasize ... seemed to come up a wee bit short of our expectation in the contribution department ... it looks sort of odd to have all but 5 people donating the same amount ... we wouldn't want to single you out? ... it's not too late to amend that contribution ... other than that, don't worry about a thing ... we've got all under control ... the big guns are taking care of people as we speak ... I'm sure you all have seen enough movies to know what I mean ...

[Zuni]

11. the opposable thumb

it is what makes us so great! Wow I learn something every day.

[Zuni]

12. this acid is really good

my hand has never looked like this before

or

they really did a good job with that manicure.

[cosmicdot]

13. W: betcha'ya'll didn't know there was glass here, did ya?

[CanuckAmok]

14. "I catagorically deny...

...the existence of Presidiential shrinking technology, or podium enlarging technology...indeed (as voice becomes increasingly faint and high pitched), the very notion of a Presidential shrinking ray is ludicrous, and I..."

(with apologies to William Burroughs)

[skip fox]

15. W. is "thinking": "Got 'em all FOOLED! WOW. Karl told me to never EVER

play with myself in public, even if there's a big podium there. So, sure, I said, 'You bet. I promise.' So I wave a lot to show him nothing's up, so to speak. . . . Wow, wonder what he'd do to me if he knew I figured out how to do it with my left hand. . . . Bet he'd smack me a good one. . . . Wow . . . That would be GREAT!. . . Oh, mama, I'm a comin' home! . . . WOW!"

[cosmicdot]

16. W: I didn't get these calluses by clearing brush, I'll tell you that ...