I am Doctor No. Ask me anything.

[Bucky]

...except why a Japanese mad scientist would set up a secret lab in
Jamaica to shoot missiles at Great Britain. Never did figure out what
the hell I was thinkin' when I set that one up.

[Rick Myers]

1. What was up with that FUNKY tank thing???

Wouldn't scare off a stoned surfer... :shrug:

[Bucky]

4. It was a refurbished jacuzzi. I was trying to kill Bond w/ bacteria

A slow death, sure, but a slow embarrassing death

[Arkana]

2. So, what do you have for hands these days?

[Bucky]

6. Two Swedish masseuses and Chinese kitchen boy

It's so hard to get good help these days. Thank God for the Bush economy, or all my hands would leave for high tech jobs.

[Longgrain]

3. Where may I find

your secret island...

[Bucky]

7. It is my wife's "secret island"

and only I am able to find it.

[Lenape85]

5. Isn't that a nickname for Ron Paul

[Bucky]

8. He is my love child with...

Ron Popeil

[mitchum]

9. Do you regret your embarrassing attempt to "get down with the kids"...

by changing your name to "Dr No Way"?

[Bucky]

10. You are confusing me with my brother, Jose

He was a dietician and published adverts in the local papers offering people a chance to slim down the "Jose No Way." Why these urban legends persist I'll never know.