Pretty boy and I share a secret....in a strange turn of events

[HEyHEY]

So I get home from work and pretty boy is sitting around on the couch...no one else is home. My roomies were working late. And we were all supposed to go to a local coffee house to see a folk singer. So I called them up. And pretty boy and I decided we'd play a joke. When my roomie asked me where he was I said "I don't know, he must have gone for a walk."
Pretty boy and I had a good laugh over it and went off. So we're sitting at the coffee house....I'm FUCKING pissed because I'm stuck with this guy I don't know, and it's wrecking my evening. I can't seem to get ahold of my roomies.
Finally they come in. They'd been searching for pretty boy all night thinking he was lost.
He and I gave each other a knowing glance and came up with a story quick. The Roomies however, are pissed royally like only women with no sense of humour can be (reminded me why I'm single).

Either way...pretty boy and I are now bound by our secret.

[JVS]

1. Pretty boy will have his way with you before long at this rate

;-)

[HEyHEY]

2. I think the coffee house people may think we're dating

He had his arm around my chair.

[JVS]

4. coffee house lah-di-dah, if you are consuming a beverage it should be beer

[HEyHEY]

7. They sell beer there!

[JVS]

9. No. And that is why you shouldn't be there

[HEyHEY]

11. But they do - I saw beer there

[JVS]

12. Well then it is your job to turn the effete coffee house into a ...

rolicking bar

[frylock]

3. who's pretty boy?

Is he dating one of your roomies?

[Kire]

5. yeah, who is pretty boy?

this is not the first thread you've posted about him, but I don't think I ever saw the original

Link?

Edit: Is he pretty?

[HEyHEY]

6. No - an old friend visiting her

From the vibe I get she doesn't even want him here

[frylock]

10. ahhhhhhhhhh..

I just figured you didn't like the guy, cuz he has seen the ummmmmmm.. Flames panties.

[Cadence]

8. Secret or no....I STILL say go with the fart machine!