Tinfoil hat for your pet stops government brain scans

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Use this aluminum foil hat to protect your pet from the brain scanning rays of the NSA and CIA satellites that are monitoring their little subversive thoughts. You may have a lead lined hat, but it is worthless if your pet can give away your secrets to the very people most dangerous to you - your government!

Features of this product:

* 100% effective at stopping the government from reading your pet's brain.
* Blocks the CIA brain scans.
* Scrambles the NSA brain scans.
* Poaches the FBI.com brain scans.

Use "The Hat" only as recommended:

This particular model Foil Hat Technology is good underwater on your fish, or outdoors in the rain. In a thunderstorm, please bring your pet indoors. Do not attempt to tamper with the PFHT. It has built in "anti-authority" technology which will make it vaporize upon close inspection. Please do not put the PFHT in the microwave. One size fits all pets, thanks to the adjustable "sizing fold". Do not attempt to adjust the size of your pet's head to fit the PFHT.