QUICK! CAPTION him before he springs a "leak"

[underpants]

;( ;( ;( ;( ;(

[StopTheMorans]

1. you know what, make that 3 shots instead of 2

I think I can still turn a bit redder...

[skip fox]

2. W. is "thinking": "Damn. Iraq is tearing us a new one. Iran

is thumbing its nose at us. Budget's out of control. France and Germany have not been so alienated since WWII. Tax cuts ain't doing shit for the economy. Boy . . . sure wish it was Friday."

[underpants]

3. Isn't this the look coyotes get before they have to gnaw off their leg

:shrug:

[StaggerLee]

4. Boomhauer

Yeah, man, I tell you what, man, I seen a rake...in the Smithsonian, man, next to Lincoln's hat and Archie's chair, man...in the dang ol' Caveman section.

*borrowed from http://www.geocities.com/arlen_texas/cane.htm

[Fenris]

7. Holy shit it is Boomhauer!

:D

[arwalden]

5. "Give Me My 87 Billion Or I'll Hold My Breath Until I Turn Blue"

Hold it for as long as you want, George. Hold it forever for all I care... you still shouldn't get it.

-- Allen

[cosmicdot]

6. Why does my mind's eye see little horns popping up on his head?

W speaks without moving his lips:

"Washington is a town where there's all kinds of allegations. You've heard much of the allegations. And if people have got solid information, please come forward with it. And that would be people inside the information who are the so-called anonymous sources, or people outside the information—outside the administration."—Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003


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