Three little maids from school are we,
Pert as a school-girl well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school!

YUM-YUM: Everything is a source of fun. (Chuckle)
PEEP-BO: Nobody's safe, for we care for none! (Chuckle)
PITTI-SING: Life is a joke that's just begun! (Chuckle)
THE THREE:
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids who, all unwary,
Come from a ladies' seminary,
Freed from its genius tutelary--
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!
YUM-YUM: One little maid is a bride, Yum-Yum--
PEEP-BO: Two little maids in attendance come--
PITTI-SING: Three little maids is the total sum.
THE THREE.
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!
YUM-YUM: From three little maids take one away.
PEEP-BO: Two little maids remain, and they--
PITTI-SING: Won't have to wait very long, they say--
THE THREE.
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids from school!
Three little maids who, all unwary,
Come from a ladies' seminary,
Freed from its genius tutelary--
Three little maids from school!
Three little maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaids from school!