Out in the open! Which DUer do you have a secret crush on?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

This is your chance to not make it secret anymore. Let the ones know in this thread! :hug:

[BurtWorm]

1. I love Mike Hunt.

:spank:

[redqueen]

2. I think they pretty much all know.

[jpgray]

3. Yeah, but we soldier on anyway

:dunce:

[redqueen]

33. Hey!

What?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

4. How many crushes do you have?

[redqueen]

36. Nosy!

:spank:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

39. Just wondering, gosh.

[redqueen]

40. hehe... no... it's

GOSH!

:P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

53. I forgot the caps button, thanks. GOSH!

[BurtWorm]

5. I DID hear it through the grapevine...

:insert blushing smiley:

[redqueen]

43. Awwww

People are such gossips! (I should know!)

[Cocoa]

6. Bev Harris

:-)

[jpgray]

19. Yeah, I think she told me not to file a Qui Tam on you

That must be some sort of elaborate sexual maneuver.

[MrScorpio]

7. C'mon, Ladies... You know you want me

Too bad you can't have me

[Murphys_Unlawful]

10. Why is that....

are you in love with your camera?

[Sanity Claws]

15. What would I want you for?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

26. Sanity, maybe?

[Sanity Claws]

45. That's nice

since that's what I'm looking for.
But my question was really directed at Mr. Scorpio who said that all the ladies know we want him.
You sound a lot more desirable to me. :hug:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

Awwwww shucks. Too kind.

[Skittles]

63. ME ME MR. SCORPIO I DO I DO

:thumbsup:

[MrScorpio]

66. You got me anytime you want me, Sweet Stuff

Playin' your game, Baby

[Biased Liberal Media]

171. Rowr!

:loveya:

I'm taken too! ;)

[MrScorpio]

180. Hey, Baby Cakes

Just to let you know, I'm still alive and kicking.

[purji]

8. coyul

but its not a secret. :loveya:

[StopTheMorans]

9. StopTheMorans, he's so dreamy!

:loveya:

[sniffa]

11. i thought you had a crush on me!!!!

:cry:

[StopTheMorans]

18. nah, i don't like scumbags

:P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

12. Yeah but he has a big ego!

[jpgray]

13. Bullshit. You can't even type his name correctly (nt)

[StopTheMorans]

16. someone won't be getting anything for Valentine's Day (VD) this year!

:P

[jpgray]

31. After hearing about Hedges's transparent back skin

I think I got VD over the internet.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

35. See if Bill Gates has the virus update.

[StopTheMorans]

46. .

:puke:

[redqueen]

54. oooh that sounds sick!

I wanna seeeeee!

[jpgray]

62. Wear gloves

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2427737

[redqueen]

69. I've already forgotten the sickness which is hedges...

What I want to know now is... isn't 'fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa' a David Byrne lyric?

[jpgray]

71. Maybe David Watts was a pyscho killer

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

[redqueen]

74. Was he?

I don't know that song, nor the subject.

I do like the Kinks though. :)

[jpgray]

79. "David Watts" is the first track on Something Else by the Kinks

Both it and the Talking Heads' "Psycho Killer" have some "fa fa fa" in them. And the thread was a lame copycat of an Alan Watts appreciation thread.

:silly:

[tigereye]

138. poor Alan Watts

relegated to that type of analogy

[Murphys_Unlawful]

25. Come on ladies, kiss and make up!

[StopTheMorans]

48. naw, he doesn't even know i exist!

:cry:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

57. Sure he does.

[Guaranteed]

61. You're too good for him anyway.

The guy's a scum-bag, I hear. :evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

152. nah, that's Sniffa

:P

[sniffa]

14. i made a List

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles

[Murphys_Unlawful]

20. Wow. Way to stay on top of things.

[LDS Jock]

161. I dont see a list, I get a blank profile page

was this a trick?

[HamdenRice]

17. Lionesspryanka (sp?) ...

but she doesn't even know I exist!

[StopTheMorans]

21. haha, you spelled her name wrong

*points and laughs*

[HamdenRice]

28. Ohhh welll,,, I guess I blew it ..

she'll never notice me now! But I put (sp) in my subject line, right?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

32. Don't give up man!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right the ship!

[HamdenRice]

67. OK, how's this: Lionesspriyanka!!!

Oh, she'll still never know I exist!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

68. PM PM PM PM PM PM PM PM PM PM PM PM PM PM PM PM

I'm not letting you off that easy man!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

213. i know you exist

i remember a post of yours in GD..it was very clever

[Murphys_Unlawful]

215. Here's your chance HamdenRice!

Go for it!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

23. It's the name, right?

[KitchenWitch]

22. Tossup

Either StopTheMorans or Sniffa

:evilgrin:

I am likely the wrong flavor though!

[sniffa]

30. of course you're my fLavor

you tast Like chicken, right?

[KitchenWitch]

37. yeaaaaaaaaahh that's it

[Murphys_Unlawful]

47. I hear love connection!

[tjdee]

44. oops.

Putting this as a reply to the main thread...

[Guaranteed]

50. Actually, I hear she tastes like kitchen...

*rimshot*

[StopTheMorans]

51. well, i can spell "taste" correctly, so i guess you must be my flavor

:P

[SarahB]

117. I've met them both.

Both cuties too. Neither one is my crush victim though. :D

(Crush victim? Sort of makes it sound like I've got him in some type of vice grip, doesn't it? Come to think of it....:P)

[BurtWorm]

24. Murphys_Unlawful,

I can't think of anybody offhand. (Hope I didn't just give you a heart attack. ;) )

[Murphys_Unlawful]

27. You are too nice Burt!

[Worst Username Ever]

29. I totally have a crush on myself.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

42. At least you will always be loved.

[Bunny]

34. Well, nobody tell him, cause he gets all egotistical, but

I'm absolutely crazy about ________________. But in a strictly safe, platonic, non-threatening, non-real life or cyber-stalking kinda way! ;)

[tjdee]

38. He's mine, you trollop!

;)

[Bunny]

49. Okay, I'll share.

Would you like M-W-F, or Tu-Th-Sa? Either one is fine with me. :D

[Murphys_Unlawful]

52. Hello? You are forgetting about me.

[Bunny]

55. How do you know it's NOT you?

Maybe you're the one, baby! ;)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

59. Big smile on my face!!!!

[tjdee]

56. Wow, you're so giving....

I was all ready for a catfight--maybe you deserve him more than I do!

:cry:

But uh, I'll take M-W-F just the same. :)

[rhino47]

41. Hypno Toad not really a crush but I do adore his posts.

Cuban Liberal ,Co liberal lovely posts.I guess I just admire a man for his post.
There are really too many list.However I do adore Hypnos snarky sarcasm and witty comments.

[tjdee]

58. I have 2 or 3 minor crushes, but then I remember they're men and it goes

away.
:silly:

And I'm heterosexual.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

65. Picture them wearing a dress...

maybe it won't go away then.

[Skittles]

60. Oneighty and DemoTex

Ed and Mac - my sweetie pies

bonus for Mr. Scorpio! :D

and BOSSHOG is one ROMANTIC SOB, I KID YOU NOT!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

64. You are making me hungry for pie now.

[buddhamama]

70. You ask a lot of questions

but rarely give answers. Come to think of it, I still don't know what you have in your shed.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

72. My crush is on buddhamama! She is the most beautiful...

woman in the world! My stuffed dog was in my shed. I did reveal.

[redqueen]

75. Heh... neat.

Like on Scrubs, except it's your dog.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

80. Huh, lost me on that one.

[redqueen]

82. Sorry

On the sitcom Scrubs, which I watch, one of the characters had a stuffed dog. But it wasn't his dog, he bought it at a garage sale.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

90. Did he keep it in the shed?

[redqueen]

94. Nah, he kept it in his apartment

which didn't really sit to well with his fiancee.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

103. Ha! Damn fiancee's.

[buddhamama]

76. stop-

I am most definitely NOT the most beautiful woman in the world.
thanks. *blushing* you're a sweetie. :hug:

Did you reveal the answer about your stuffed dog in the thread? I must have missed it. :*

[Murphys_Unlawful]

81. I did reveal in the thread...

And yes you are the most beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful and kind and sweet and beautiful.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

156. Where did you go?

I'm back!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

137. I will give you all the answers you want...

I mean, I am your genie! :bounce:

[Optimus Primestein]

73. Oh you baby - I have a crush on you.

I've been meaning to tell you for sometime now - well, ever since you joined, frankly. :P shouldn't you be studying or something? ;)

BTW - I'm still not gonna tell ya and this thread isn't gonna get it out of me either.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

78. I highly doubt it is me...

What should I study?

[Optimus Primestein]

83. Okay - it's not you. But, I tried.

And, who sir - do you have a crush on? C'mon, it's only fair.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

85. I already posted.

[Optimus Primestein]

98. Excellent choice my dear. She is a lovely lady. n/t

[JimmyJazz]

99. All this time, I thought it was me.

:cry:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

104. I hold a special place in my heart for you...

and will always love you. But I wouldn't want to ruin a great friendship.

[Maddy McCall]

77. Dookus, Arwalden, and Terrya.

Some of my friends have told me that I always chase guys who are unobtainable, though. ;-)

[Guaranteed]

93. Don't tell NSMA, but....

No, really, don't, cuz she'll put my nuts in a vice. :)

[Maddy McCall]

95. LOL!

I won't tell. Shhhhh. Don't type too loudly, though. She might hear you. :-)

[qnr]

101. Would that be her interpretation of "having a crush on you"? n/t

[Guaranteed]

102. LOL

another *rimshot* ;)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

105. I'll stay hush, hush.

[Guaranteed]

124. Thanks a LOT, guys...

She found out. :spank:

NOW I'm in for it...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

115. But I thought you liked it when I did that

;-)

[Guaranteed]

119. Well, of course....

Where do you think the crush came from? :P

[SarahB]

84. What if they already know?

And even better, what if it's mutual?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

87. Not really a secret then, but why not, who who?

[SarahB]

97. I don't know when we'll go public.

We've both been pretty private for a long time. A few people know bits and pieces. When/if it feels right, we'll let ya'll know.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

107. cool!

[SarahB]

121. Hot!

:evilgrin:

[arcane1]

86. if I told you, it would no longer be a secret!

where is the fun in that? :P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

88. Get the monkey off of your back!

[arcane1]

100. but suppose...

I have a crush on the monkey?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

109. Uhhh.... ok.

[arcane1]

114. I'm just saying

:silly:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

116. Yeah and scaring me.

[arcane1]

120. in that case

perhaps I should keep the real one a secret after all :P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

122. Noooooooo, tell please.

[arcane1]

127. what? and miss out on all the begging?

:P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

130. I don't beg.

[arcane1]

132. my loss

:(

[aden_nak]

89. Myself, but that's hardly a secret.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

92. It was news to me.

[aden_nak]

96. You should sign up for my newsletter.

http://www.adenloveshimselfnewsletter.com

[DelawareValleyDem]

91. I LOVE YOU ALL

:loveya:

[qnr]

131. And we love you too. Although mine is more of a gee, "what an

attractive set of organized excited phosphors on my monitor" kind of love.

[Dzimbowicz]

106. That's a secret dude!

and we have a date tonight.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

111. Where you going?

[Dzimbowicz]

123. My place

:)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

125. A hopeless romantic you!

[Dzimbowicz]

129. You got it dude!

[SkipNewarkDE]

108. Sniffa

Cute and political. I want him.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

112. He's dreamy you know.

[Guaranteed]

128. Nah, that's StoptheMorans.

Sniffa's the scumbag. :)

On edit: Sorry- "scum-bag."

[StopTheMorans]

154. i'll second that

:silly:

[fluffernutter]

110. so may cuties and sweethearts to name

...not enuf time :loveya:

[Longgrain]

184. I know...I've had a few crushes myself...

But I'll never forget my first big DU crush...:loveya:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

191. I'm not a player I just crush a lot.

[Gothic Sponge]

113. I have a few crushes on some girls here.....

but i'll never say who.

:scared:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

197. That way they can't reject you!

:thumbsup:

[Chovexani]

118. Skittles!

I want her to KICK MY ASS. :loveya:

[Skittles]

144. I WILL CHOVEXANI!!!

:D

[JimmyJazz]

126. sundog and motely36 -

I'd have to get them to change teams first though. I'm leaning more towards sundog because there is a Mr. Motely in the picture. :P

[Bouncy Ball]

147. Hey now

I didn't know we could also mention our gay man crushes.

Ok here's mine:

ronnykmarshall (cracks me the hell up)

arwalden (I just want to hug him!)

motely (cutie--I've seen his picture and damn, can he ever flirt)

sundog (cutie, too, seen his picture)

rowdyboy is just a scrummy scrummy man

There are others, I'm just blanking out right now.

Dookus and I have more of a brother/sister thing going on. I try to annoy him. But I like him. It's weird.

[JimmyJazz]

148. Hey lady - I know you are into the cage match thing, but I'll

have to fight you for Motely and/or sundog. Oh, and I work out :P

I think I have sundog to myself though 'cause I just sent him two boxes of tastykakes (I think he ate them both in one sitting - the nut).

[Bouncy Ball]

151. What?

YOU SEND YOUR GAY CRUSHES STUFF IN THE MAIL?

Ok that is JUST not fair.

And that's fine. Arwalden, ronnykmarshall and rowdyboy alone, just THOSE three are more than I can handle and more than I deserve anyway.

So ppppppptttthhhhh!!!!

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

155. Yes, it keeps my other crushes on their toes? Yanumsen?

:P

Besides, no one can resist the power of a tastykake.

[motely36]

210. Hi sweetie, I love ya too!

[arcane1]

158. awwww

I'll accept nobody having a crush on me, since sundog is really something :)

[JimmyJazz]

163. Hey - you are totally hot, but you are not available - in fact,

I think I would have better luck converting sundog then nabbing you away from pri :P

[arcane1]

164. lmao!

:P

damn, availability is a factor in having secret crushes? :evilfrown:

[JimmyJazz]

165. 'fraid so, Hot Stuff

at least for me it is. Apparently sexual orientation is not, but that's a whole different story :7

[arcane1]

167. that's a different kind of availability, I suppose

:silly:

[JimmyJazz]

168. FTR - I do have an interest in someone....who isn't gay....

or unavailable. :7

[arcane1]

169. ahh.... well this IS the confess-your-secret-crush thread...

so do tell :)

[JimmyJazz]

172. NO-PAH. I'll just keep it to mee-self for now.

He knows and that's the important thing ;)

[arcane1]

174. ah ok

even better! :D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

214. dont i count?

boys are SO difficult!

[arcane1]

216. hmmm, depends

is it a secret? :shrug:

[motely36]

208. Ahhh, I am flattered!

:)

What Mr. Motely doesn't know won't hurt him! :P

[Schema Thing]

133. I'm Crushing on YOU, Gentle Reader

That's right, you. You're the only one I can even see in my world these days, and you're the only person, male or female, who can see this post. We are so in tune, you and I.

YOU, look especially hot today, btw. What's that scent your wearing; or is it just your own delicious self?

Well, gotta go. See you in my inbox, YOU sweet you.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

136. Me????????????

[Schema Thing]

142. Gid oudah heah! You know you're not gentle!!!

:donut:

But take a donut and some coffee. We can be friends even though we can't be luffers.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

143. I don't wanna be a luffer!

[hippiechick]

134. Who I have a crush on, or who I'd like to crush ?

:evilgrin:



:hippie:

[HEyHEY]

135. I have a dream where Randomkoolzip show up with flowers

[gorbal]

139. William Pitt is kinda cute

William Pitt is kinda cute. I am more attracted to his mind though.:loveya:

[Skittles]

145. he's not "kinda" cute gorbal

William is CERTIFIED cute; so sayeth SKITTLES.

[VelmaD]

212. Damn right, Skittles

He's a little hottie. ;)

I'd list Will in this thread but it isn't exactly a "secret" now is it. :)

[hippiechick]

182. Yes, a man with an insufferable ego is SO attractive

:puke: :eyes: :puke:





:hippie:

[gorbal]

200. What's wrong with his ego?

What's so wrong with his ego?

I check his website every day-

http://www.truthout.org/index.htm

[Mitt Chovick]

140. Indiana Green

And I'm a straight guy.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

141. I'm kinda curvey myself.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

176. That's fine, because Indiana Green

is a woman.

[Mitt Chovick]

188. Cool

Although it is more of an intellectual crush than anything. I lurjed a while before registering.

But it is a relief to know I'm not gay, lol.

"Not that there's antything wrong with that"

[Bouncy Ball]

146. Ok why the hell not?

Now let's see how they act toward me after I reveal their names:

Rabrrrrrr (how many damn "r"s are there?) and DS1.

Do I have interesting taste?

Now, that being said, this IS just a innocent thing. I am married and I think Rabrrrrr is. DS1, I don't know, but it doesn't matter since I am and none of this is serious anyway. I just happen to think they are both really neato and they are my flavor of the week. Well, more than the week. I don't change that quickly. DS1 is newer on my list than Rabrrrrrr. I liked DS1 before because he seems so cold and unobtainable, but then I saw his picture and that made it worse. ROWR. I have a thing for guys who rarely notice me. Glutton for punishment. And Rabrrrrr, what can I say? Lives in New York, smart as hell and nice, too. How can anyone resist THAT combo?

Now remember, this is all tongue in cheek and not serious at all.

Doth I protest too much?

LMAO!!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

205. Woo hoo! I'm honored!

And DS1 and I - we're almost the same person, except for a slight DNA difference.

Thanks for thinking I'm smart as hell and nice. :-)

:yourock:

[DrZeeLit]

149. Oh, so many DUers, so little time to post... no way to choose. n/t

[qnr]

150. Happily married, but if I were to have one, it would probably be

slinkerwink if that's still the active user name.

[MotorCityMan]

153. Meegbear

Saw his pic here somewhere and he is hot!

[Longgrain]

157. Most of my crushes

aren't so secret...

[qnr]

160. You actually have /some/ that are? :) n/t

[JohnKleeb]

159. Hey is this the irish thread?

:D oh I'll hush.
Oh and you know this is a reference to something, wink with a double nudge.

[Tweed]

178. HA! I didn't realize there were hot Irish girls on DU

By the way, I got some great rules from Plaid Adder for the Irish Group. I posted them in ATA.

[JohnKleeb]

217. They're not

It was a freudian way of admitting that I have a crush on an Irish girl in a class I got.

[Biased Liberal Media]

162. Well, we're both married, but I'd have to say...

Beware The Beast Man

He's too cool. :) Nothing but respect!

[Bouncy Ball]

166. I forgot about that one.

I concur. Rowr.

[Biased Liberal Media]

170. Totally

:loveya:

[bettyellen]

173. Plaid Adder is my first and most enduring crush, but I also

love Andy S, McKenzie, Sniffa, Will Pitt. GOP is Evil and way too many others to name.
I can't help it. Can't stop at one. You're like popcorn.
I'm a sucker for you people, I swear.

[bettyellen]

177. and undersatnding life and i guess i had better stop at seven....

but i left out mr scorpio, the best voice ever, and he is soooo about the love.
i'm so greedy.

[DrGonzoLives]

175. No one ever mentions me...

I should really stop being an asshole...

[Tweed]

179. LOL, you and me both Dr Gonzo!

I tell you, it must be an Illinois thing.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

181. Lot O' love for Dr Gonzo and Tweed!

[Tweed]

202. Why thank you!

We Illinois DUers have to stick together. Hey, speaking of which... I don't think I've seen you at the Illinois Forum yet! As someone from Chicago, you really should check us out. We talk about a lot of local stuff.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=150

[hippiechick]

183. I luv ya' Gonzo !

:hug: THe shy, quiet ones are the cutest, IMO.



:hippie:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

185. EVERYONE

I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS ENTIRE THREAD <3

[Murphys_Unlawful]

186. And this entire thread has a crush on you!

:toast:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

187. Nahh

They knew/know that I have/had crush on them,

we are friends it's over nobody needs to know

[Murphys_Unlawful]

189. Well, I'm glad you/them don't hold any grudges.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

190. of course not

we're best friends

[Murphys_Unlawful]

192. Do you hang out with them a lot? You know...

go to the movies and stuff?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

193. uhh no

we don't live close

[Murphys_Unlawful]

194. Ahhh, so you are prolly on the phone a lot.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

195. Who's the 200th crush?

[Catshrink]

196. Robb is a dingbat

but I'll keep my crush a secret.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

198. A dingbat? And what is that?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

199. I still have the most precious crush on.....

buddhamama!:bounce: :spank: :hug: :7

[Bat Boy]

201. There seems to be something wrong with the "Search" function.

I've tried searching my user name, but this thread never comes up.

Must be a problem with the search function...

[FarLeftRage]

204. You have the same problem too?

I thought it was just me... Nahh, it must be a coincidence

[mvd]

203. Sorry, unlike my celeb crushes, I like to..

keep these crushes secret. :-)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

207. But you might find that your crush...

has the same crush on you. And who knows, maybe it will turn into something.

[Wat_Tyler]

206. Screaming Lord Byron.

He's so dreamy - and who would've thought that in real life he's captain of the All Blacks?

[blueknight]

209. I FEEL SO LEFT OUT!

no one loves me:cry:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

211. I'll crush on you just ...

so you won't feel left out. :toast: