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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 02:19 PM Original message |
"You have to come in to work. My hampster's having a stroke." |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
1. He should have told her |
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ogradda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
2. vets treat hampsters. |
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NYC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
3. A pet is a pet. |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
4. Hamsters seem to have a few basic urges |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 03:22 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Well, based on your list of urges, I must conclude that I am a hamster |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 04:33 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. LOL! nt |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 04:43 PM Response to Reply #5 |
13. You have an urge to make baby hamsters? |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 05:34 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Just call me Richard Gere :) n/t |
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Megahurtz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 05:42 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. That was a Gerbil |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 05:45 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Whatever, I'm working my way up :) n/t |
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Megahurtz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 06:00 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Lol!!! |
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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
6. Hamsters are sentient beings with feelings just like any mammal |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 04:27 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Hamsters deserve humane treatment and to be protected from suffering |
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MisterP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 04:33 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. what makes you think the owner is a giddy little nit who thinks animals |
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Guaranteed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
8. We have a hamster. |
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B Calm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 04:36 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. The cats think she's a mouse! |
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Guaranteed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 04:41 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Nah, they don't |
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Megahurtz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
15. It's interesting though, that |
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Az (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
18. Cow-orker? I do not want to know what they do to those poor cows |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 05:53 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. If you put them in a paper towel tube and blow really hard into one end |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 06:02 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. I get more than that with my tennis ball server :) n/t |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 06:15 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Putting a hamster in a tennis ball server is cruel |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 06:20 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. I give them parachutes and practice runs first. :) n/t |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 07:37 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. You have to be quick, or else they pee in the tube |
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Bok_Tukalo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
25. My all time favorite excuse for not coming in to work: |
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DrGonzoLives (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-14-05 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
26. Uh, yeah |
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