I'm a typical Republican. Ask me anything.

[GOPBasher]

[SheepyMcSheepster]

1. how do you know you are a typical republican?

[GOPBasher]

8. I can't add or subtract. nt

[Maddy McCall]

19. Hahaha!

[Sanity Claws]

2. Have you considered

a heart transplant?

[WLKjr]

5. No, A heart IMPLANT

becuase you typical republican doesnt have one to begin with!

[madison2000]

3. Why do you hate poor people?

[GOPBasher]

11. Because Jesus wants me to hate them and piss on their lazy

fucking corpses after I kill them.

[madison2000]

31. OK, now I understand

[GOPBasher]

38. good.

[Hobarticus]

4. When are you shipping out for Iraq?

You should support the war, y'know....

[GOPBasher]

15. I have a rich daddy. I don't fight the wars. The piss-poor people do.

[DelawareValleyDem]

6. How did your party go from

the Party of Lincoln to what it is now in less than 150 years?

[GOPBasher]

17. We started following Jesus, who tells us to walk all over the meek. nt

[New Earth]

7. why does your party feel the need to cheat

in order to win?

[GOPBasher]

18. We don't cheat. The machines are right, you just can't check that. nt

[Maat]

9. Why do you feel like you have to tell me how to live?

(2) When you hear about the little boy being raped in front of his father, a foreign general, so that we could get information out of the general , how do you feel about what is being done in Americans' names? Still think that the War and related actions were justified?

[GOPBasher]

20. It's okay because they're unsaved non-Christians. We can kill them,

and it's okay with our lord, Jesus Christ. We can torture, too.

[jdonaldball]

10. When did you leave hell and take possession of a Human?

[GOPBasher]

21. Ummm we don't go to hell.

Only you godless, tolerant "liberals" do because you accept homos and unsaved non-Christians. We Jesus people go to heaven, where there are no homos, poor people, minorities or non-Christians.

[underpants]

12. How do you live with yourself?

[GOPBasher]

22. Because I'm righteous and saved and I piss on poor people.

That's what Jesus wants me to do.

[AmandaRuth]

13. why are you on the wrong side of everything?

and why are you so angry?

ok thats 2, pick one!

[GOPBasher]

23. I'm angry because you liberals and homos and poor people and minorities

are still alive.

[Jessica]

14. How many ribbon magnets do you have on your pick-up truck?

[GOPBasher]

24. 48, which is "twenty-seven" you liberals who can't count.

[Goldeneye]

16. Does it hurt your brain

to try and make sense of the world when up is down, black is white, war is peace, and Bush is a authentic Connecticut cowboy?

[GOPBasher]

26. No. Only math and English hurt my brain.

Well, and those other subjects, too. But Bush don't be hurtin my brain, he's a good'ol boy.

[Maat]

25. LOL!

You got the spirit!

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

27. What kind of rock

do you live under?

[GOPBasher]

28. I don't know "kinds" of rocks. That's for you librals. BUT, it's a big

rock and it rests right on my brain.

[theorist]

29. Global warming. Reality or liberal scientist hoax? n/t

on edit: I know I should put "Global Climate Change" instead, but the typical repub has no idea what that means.

[GOPBasher]

30. Liberal scientist hoax, just like when they say that the

world is 4.5 billion years old and the universe is 12-20 billion years old. It's all one big LIE! The world is 6000 years old and is the center of the universe. Everything revolves around us. And earth was created in six days.

[theorist]

36. Follow up: Dinosaurs. Reality or God's funny little test?

[GOPBasher]

37. A test from God. They never existed, b/c it doesn't say so in the Bible.

[tk2kewl]

32. Don't you think bush*Co is making a mockery of the Bill of Rights?

[GOPBasher]

33. The bill o' who, now? I'm none to famileliar with that thingomabber.

[regularguy]

34. How do you get your hair to do that?!?!?!?!?

[GOPBasher]

35. heugh? Not so sho what's it is you talkin bout. You libral?

[AllegroRondo]

39. Do you find it difficult to breath?

with your head up your a**?

[warrens]

40. So, where are the WMD you promised were there?

[UrbScotty]

41. Are you better off now than you were four years ago? (nt)