I don't "get" Almond Joy.

[complain jane]

There are neither almonds nor joy.

[WMliberal]

1. i'll give you my secret decoder ring.

[aden_nak]

2. Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't.

Absorb your marketting, consumer!

[proud patriot]

3. Sometimes you feel like a nut

Sometimes you don't ;-)

[flvegan]

4. Sometimes you feel like a nut

Sometimes you don't.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

5. Hmm, when I was a kid, there was one almond in each half

Did they take them out? :wow:

[Worst Username Ever]

6. Almond joy does, in fact, have almonds.

Mounds does not. Almond Joy has one almont on top of each half of the candy bar. The joy, my friend, is up to you.

[tridim]

9. Almonds and inedible fibrous coconut goop

I generally don't eat candy with a measurable fiber content. Yuk!

[complain jane]

10. Alas, this Almond Joy was sans Almonds.

I promise.

[dr.strangelove]

13. YOU LIE!!!!

I can't believe you would attack the honor and integrity of the Hershey Company. How dare you! Hershey would never make an error. You must have misplaced the almonds, or maybe they fell out when you opened the package. Did you follow the directions on the side of the package, did you tear where it said "Tear here". I did not think so. Take it back. We all know it had almonds.

Okay, so maybe it didn't have almonds, but it was still filled with the delicious taste of sweetened coconut dipped in milk chocolate.

[Worst Username Ever]

16. I stole the almonds and I am keeping it a secret so I can laugh at this

post. hahaha.

[bbernardini]

7. Amish Joy: Sometimes you feel like a nut...

...and sometimes you feel like making a quilt.

[IronLionZion]

8. Nutrageous is way better

or Hershey's milk chocolate with almonds. good stuff

and yes, almond joy has almonds...the last time I checked.

[Left Is Write]

11. What do you mean, no almonds?

Almond Joy has almonds in it. The joy comes when you eat the dark chocolate-coconut-almondy goodness.

[underpants]

12. Screw that! ZAGNUT!

Name that candy bar
http://www.smm.org/sln/tf/c/crosssection/namethatbar.html

[Arugula Latte]

14. Sweet coconutty goodness ...

I looooove Almond Joy. I'd like Mounds better if they also made it with milk chocolate.

[Biased Liberal Media]

15. OMG you are serious?

Almond Joys bring me a ton of joy. Actually I like Mounds better...but still! Coconut & chocolate...MMMMMMM