I am Worf. Son of Mogh. Ask me anything.

[coloradodem2005]

[meegbear]

1. Can I have 20 bucks?

[coloradodem2005]

4. I am Klingon. I do not carry money.

[Kire]

33. Aren't you going to kill meegbear?

He insulted your honor as a warrior.

[billyskank]

2. Your family has no honour!

:ducks:

[coloradodem2005]

5. If you wish to challenge me to a battle, I will fight you.

n/t

[billyskank]

7. Good Lord is that the time!

[MrScorpio]

3. 'oH DaHjaj 'oH [a] QaQ jaj Daq Hegh?

Hurry up, I don't have all stardate.

[Sanity Claws]

6. Are you into interspecies dating?

[coloradodem2005]

8. I married a trill.

n/t

[WMliberal]

9. have you ever considered Rogaine?

You seem like a perfect candidate with that receding hairline.

[billyskank]

10. You were much better than that woman

who had your job before you.

[ret5hd]

11. were your people always so insecure and wuss-like?

[roguevalley]

12. what do you really think of turtles?

[bergamot]

13. Q.

Is that a worm in your mouth, or are you just happy to see me?

[Worst Username Ever]

14. I am the one who killed your father.

[coloradodem2005]

20. I will meet you in battle.

You Romulan coward.

[underpants]

15. Hey why don't you lighten up a bit huh pal?

:bounce:

[cestpaspossible]

16. What's up with the smooth foreheads?

Kor, Koloth, etc, have smooth foreheads when we see them in their youth on TOS, but later when they are on DS9 they've grown ridges... wassup?

[coloradodem2005]

18. It is not something we discuss with outsiders.

n/t

[cestpaspossible]

19. So much for 'Ask me anything'

[Rainbowreflect]

17. Hey Worf, you are on my "to do" list.

;-)

[MisterP]

21. my tribble paste has been declared honorable, and takes care of the things

[WilliamPitt]

22. Why did you spare the son of Duras after the civil war was over?

[cestpaspossible]

31. Because Worf's heart is not truly Klingon.

[Biased Liberal Media]

23. are you pissed that Riker took Troi from you, still??

hehehhehe

[Love Bug]

24. Your mother has a smooth forehead!

[Taverner]

25. I copy theee!!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2430159

[leyton]

26. What would you do for a Kit-Kat bar? eom

[edbermac]

27. Did your mother REALLY have sex with Wilt Chamberlain?

:evilgrin:

[Rowdyboy]

28. Okay, you want a question, you got one....

nuqDaq 'oH puchpa' 'e'

(My mom's grandfather was Klingon)

[NervousRex]

29. How was Counselor Troi in the rack?

I mean...with her telepathic abilities, she should have been pretty damn good at pleasing you.

[steely]

30. Do you know Lothar of the Hill people?

[LiviaOlivia]

32. kick

[Be Brave]

34. Will there be another Star Trek series?

And another Star Trek movie?