Liberals Attempting to Escape to Canada Will Be Shot on Sight!

[Chovexani]

Landover Deacons Join Hunt for Liberals Crossing Canadian Border

Freehold, Iowa - After being duly deputized by longtime silver-level tither, John Brown -- regional INS director sitting in Des Moines -- 75 Landover Baptist Church deacons took up posts along the U.S.-Canadian border less than three weeks ago. "We weren’t about to let none of them weak-kneed, Blue-State liberals leave this country, especially with tax time right around the corner," reported Pastor Hawkins, as he raised the scope on his high-powered AR-15 assault rifle from his post behind a clearing in a North Dakota forest. "Last week, I unloaded a half pound of lead into the hineys of two long-haired varmints running through the woods. It was sheer bad luck they turned out to be ugly Canadian farm women. Oh well, no real loss to either country." The pastors were reacting to reports of a mass exodus of anti-Bush (anti-American, anti-Christian) citizens across the Canadian border. With Canada’s immigration service overwhelmed by applications of Americans seeking asylum since November 2nd, many traitors have attempted to covertly slip into the country. "So long as I have one index finger that can squeeze a trigger, no Communist is gittin’ by me," railed Pastor Coleman from his post on a hill in northern Minnesota.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/liberals.html

I *heart* Landover Baptist. :D

[jeff30997]

1. Is this a joke ? No really : Is this a joke ?

[DBoon]

2. Everything in Landover is a joke

And like the Onion, reality sometimes satirizes itself