Nicole Kidman wishes she were gay ('Oh, I wish I loved women!')...

[sonicx]

...but can't stop loving guys. Jerry Falwell, of course, would tell you turning gay is as easy as changing socks...

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=130303596&p=y3x3x43xz

Nicole Kidman often wishes she were a lesbian, because she's convinced life would be more simple if she found women attractive.

However, the Oscar-winning actress - who divorced Tom Cruise in 2001 - concedes she is "hooked" on men.

Kidman says: "It would be far easier to go, 'Oh, I wish I loved women!' But I don't. I mean, I love them, but physically, they just don't do it for me.

"I love the way a man thinks. I love the way a man smells. I love the way men look... I'm hooked on the male physique - hooked on it!"

[hangemhigh]

1. Nice try, Nicole. nt

[Chovexani]

2. Argh

One more reason to hate that no-talent assclown. Yes, life is so much more simple when you're attracted to women. Especially in *'s America.

GAWD I hate that woman. I wish she'd just go eat a few sandwiches and STFU.

[sonicx]

4. that's not what she means...

she means her lovelife would be easier.

[Chovexani]

5. She's still an assclown.

I guess I'm just sick and fucking tired of presumably hetero female celebs making stupid ass comments like that in interviews because they think it makes them sound cutting edge or cool. It's the whole "lesbian chic" thing all over again and it gets on my GD nerves.

[Pacifist Patriot]

12. Anyone who thinks relationships don't take work is an idiot.

Heterosexual or homosexual, relationships aren't "easy." Don't get me wrong. I don't mean work in the tedious way, I mean a little bit of effort at selflessness every once in awhile.

[hippiechick]

3. I heard she was a nympho ...

:shrug: Sure sounds like it from this article ...





:hippie:

[Chovexani]

6. Whatever she is

Girl needs to eat. Ever since she broke up with the Littlest Samurai she's been dropping weight at an alarming rate. She looks like Skeletor in drag now.

If anyone of either gender tried sleeping with her they'd most likely break her.

[Pacifist Patriot]

8. Absolutely!

She and I are the same height. I weigh approximately 15 pounds more than she does and I wear a size 4/6. My mother is constantly nagging me about being too thin and I couldn't imagine weighing one pound less. What is she? A size -2?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. I won't believe that she's a nymphomaniac...

Until she proves it to me. ;-)

[Pacifist Patriot]

10. I'm still waiting for compelling personal evidence that Clive Owen

is a hetero addicted to sex with red heads.

[BikeWriter]

11. ROFL!

;)

[tjdee]

9. How do men think, Nicole?

That's kind of irritating, like men think in some magical, mystical way, that is just soooo different than women...

Ugh, I don't like her acting, I think she's somewhat dim though good hearted...

Is THAT what she likes about the "way a man thinks"? That they like her even though she's kind of dim??

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

13. I have no problem with a fit, good looking woman

Who has the good sense to reject $cientology and save her kids from the cult.