Out in the open! Which DUer would you secretly like to cream?

[tk2kewl]

whipped cream that is... and keep it clean, you knoww the rules.

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1. Cream, whipped cream and that animated gif

are all sexual.. NO SEX THREADS! :P

[tk2kewl]

2. If you image google "whipped cream" there are sooooooo many more

pics that could get this thread deleted :7

[ET Awful]

3. Anyone from Arizona know if Dave Pratt is still on the air?

He was a shock jock before Stern wore a jock :). He did a song about whipped cream.

You're into fashion
Oh, yeah, but I'm into jeans
You're into martinis
But I'm into pop machines

You love romantic nights
But honey, love and satin sheets just ain't for me
'Cause you know what I love
I love, you love, we love whipped cream-whipped cream
I want, you want, we want whipped cream-squire me, baby!
I love, you love, we love whipped cream-whipped cream

You're into sports cars
Oh, yeah, but I'd rather drive a truck
You'd rather make love
Oh, yeah, but I'd rather...

You love romantic nights
But honey, love and satin sheets just ain't for me
'Cause you know what I love
I love, you love, we love whipped cream-whipped cream
I want, you want, we want whipped cream-squire me, baby!
I love, you love, we love whipped cream-whipped cream

"Like, ya wanna come over and meet my parents?"
"Like, ya wanna see my ready whip?"
"I think I had that in my hot chocolate once."
"I'd like to see a picture of that."