Ali 'G--keepin' it real

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Before a religious discussion panel:

"Is God more powerful than David Blane?"
"Ain't God just like an over-hyped David Blane?"
Referring to Jesus:
"Ain't dat a coincidence that he was born on Christmas day?"
To the catholic Priest:
"Does Jesus really exsist or is it really just your father dressed up?"
In regard to "no room at the Inn":
"Well dat 'cause it was Christmas...right?"
To the Rabbi:
"Why does your religion chop one of your nuts off?"
Then it went into a shaving talk.

OMG I just love Ali 'G!

More: http://www.lando.co.uk/

[Dookus]

1. He's the funniest, ballsiest comedian

alive.

[bigwillq]

2. Is Ali G gay or bi?

Just wondering.

[HEAVYHEART]

3. I've always wondered that too n/t

[CatBoreal]

4. Last I heard...

he was engaged to his long term girlfriend. Not that that means anything in this day and age.

[SHRED]

5. Or any day and age...LOL! n/t

[bigwillq]

10. Well, I still think he's cute

In a weird thugged out way! Isn't he Jewish?

[kohodog]

6. respek

Ali G" Risks Riot At US Rodeo


Check it out.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050113/people_nm/people_cohen_dc_6



Comedian Sasha Baron Cohen has escaped a near-riot at an American rodeo while filming his satirical Da Ali G Show.

According to a report in the Roanoke (Virginia) Times, a man who was introduced as Boraq Sagdiyev from Kazakhstan - in reality a Cohen character named Borat - appeared at the rodeo over the weekend after organisers agreed to have him sing the national anthem.

After telling the crowd he supported America's war on terrorism, he said, "I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards ... And may George W Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq." He then sang a garbled version of "The Star-Spangled Banner."

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7. Booyah-kasha!

[name not needed]

8. Can we see da muff?

:P

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

9. More from the article posted...

The Roanoke Times reported that the crowd turned "downright nasty." One observer said "If he had been out there a minute longer, I think somebody would have shot him."


Cohen and his film crew were escorted out of the Salem Civic Center and told to leave the premises.


"Had we not gotten them out of there, there would have been a riot," rodeo producer Bobby Rowe told the paper. "They loaded up the van and they screeched out of there."

[DrWeird]

11. Did you see his picture?

They showed it on CNN, he's got on a big ten gallon hat and sporting an enormous cheese-eating grin.