It's the Lounge interactive early 80's Text Only Adventure thread.

[Wat_Tyler]

You are in a darkened room. That, or you have no eyes. Either way you can see very little indeed.

You have -
A robe
A towel
A penknife
An 8-track copy of 'Frampton Comes Alive'
The vague feeling that something very toothy is about to eat your head.

You can go -
Up
Down
Insane

Turns remaining until Koknok the Destructor destroys Morgoland - 7.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Go up

[Wat_Tyler]

5. You hit your head on a flat, painful surface.

You get the feeling that if you do that again much more, death may occur.

Turns remaining until Koknok destroys Morgoland - 6

[EstimatedProphet]

7. Use penknife on surface

[Wat_Tyler]

8. As you can see nothing, you accidentally sever a finger.

That's going to hurt.

Turns until Koknok destroys Morgoland - 5

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Bleed on surface

[Wat_Tyler]

18. You bleed on the surface.

Very little ensues.

Somewhere, at the back of your admittedly tiny mind, the though occurs - 'maybe I should do something about the darkness?'

Turns remaining until Koknok destroys Morgoland - 4

[EstimatedProphet]

23. Open eyes

[Wat_Tyler]

24. You open your eyes.

It's still very, very dark.

Turns remaining until Koknok destroys Morgoland - 3

[EstimatedProphet]

25. Feel along wall for lightswitch or doorknob or narrator

[Wat_Tyler]

26. You find: A lightswitch.

Turns remaining until Koknok destroys Morgoland - 2

[EstimatedProphet]

27. Flip lightswitch

[Wat_Tyler]

28. You flip the lightswitch.

You are outside at the bottom of a completely unclimbable pit. Elrond looks at you quizzically. Bulbous eyes stare down from above.

Turns remaining until Koknok destroys Morgoland - 1

[EstimatedProphet]

29. Realize that if the pit is unclimbable I couldn't hit my head

Stab Elrond with the penknife. Go back to bed.

[Wat_Tyler]

31. Koknok destroys Morgoland.

The small occasional table crumples under his mighty fist. Satisfied, Koknok heads to the pub.
Elrond cleaves your skull.

[democracyindanger]

2. Use Frampton

Go insane

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Invocare Episcopus

Hey, it worked for Black Sanctum!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

30. Did this damn program lock up?

OK, then: Give frampton to toothy thing

[Wat_Tyler]

33. Your computer crashes.

16k can only take so much pressure.

[Goldom]

4. stab "something very toothy"

[Wat_Tyler]

6. You can see nothing, therefore your knife falls downwards.

Unfortunately it pierces your chest directly above your heart.
You die.

You scored 1 out of 5,600

[DrWeird]

9. open mailbox

nt

[Wat_Tyler]

10. You grasp vainly for the mailbox, but unfortunately, given the lack of

light - you tear out your own throat.

You are dead.

You achieved the rank of - minor imbecile.

[DrWeird]

11. Climb tree.

nt

[Wat_Tyler]

13. You attempt to defy all physical laws in order to climb the tree.

Unfortunately, death gets in the way of all such activity.
A small, surly Troll comes along and starts to gnaw on your head.

[DrWeird]

15. Delete Zork

nt

[Pithlet]

12. Kiss toothy something.

[Wat_Tyler]

17. Attempting to kiss something in the pitch blackness unfortunately leads

to you biting off your own head.

You are dead.

The universe is doomed.

[patdem]

14. You go insane, that vague feeling goes away..no toothy to eat head

You get Up with Frampton Comes Alive' and get down with the penknife...the towel is just a distraction!

Edit:..Cause you are insane you live the rest of your life in a robe.

[Wat_Tyler]

19. Unfortunately, due to the darkness you walk into a tiny, but deadly hole.

You are dead.

Chaos ensues.

[DrWeird]

20. turn on flashlight.

nt

[Wat_Tyler]

21. You have no flashlight.

All that exertion looking for the non-existent flashlight is making you even less alive than you were already.

[DrWeird]

22. Hum MacGyver themesong.

Build flashlight from penknife, robe, 8-track, towel.

[phaseolus]

32. xyzzy

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