List your most Bizarre Celebrity crushes

[Taverner]

You know, the ones that make others go 'ew'

I'll start

Melissa Rivers
Michele Malkin
Jeri Manthey
Mimi Rodgers
Christina Aguilera


your turn....

[fluffernutter]

1. Thomas Haden Church, Kevin Spacey, Sean Penn.

i'll forgive the rest of yours, but are you talkin' Jeri Manthey from Survivor? yech!

[Taverner]

3. Yes, that Jeri Manthey

[fluffernutter]

12. k, i'll give you

a Playboy crush, but her voice and personality just make me cringe :scared:

[imenja]

115. how original

a playboy bunny. "Bizarre crushes"?

[Left Is Write]

Nothing bizarre about Kevin Spacey love.

That velvet voice. That liquid way he moves. Mmmmm...

[fluffernutter]

40. nice description...and that smile with those dimples

and the compassion and intelligence in his eyes...

[NNadir]

67. Madame Curie. Fortunately she's been dead a long time, since

I wouldn't want my wife to see me pining for a celebrity.

[GreenInNC]

2. Bobbie Batista

Give me some cross eyed monkey love you temptress of CNN

[alcuno]

16. I know her sister.

[Dr.Phool]

4. Kathy Crowly

I just wanted to make someone puke!!

[autorank]

44. Thanks! I needed that!

:puke:

[imenja]

101. You mean Candy, not Kathy

She's better than the rest of CNN. She is not on air much because of prejudice.

[Dookus]

5. You scare me, Taverner....

:scared:

[Moloch]

6. Macauley Culkin....

I had a crush on him ever since he made the home alone movies.

(I should also mention that I am the same age as Macauley)

[MercutioATC]

73. Thanks for specifying. Otherwise, that might have been a bit scary.

:evilgrin:

[imenja]

103. sorry, it's still scary

[LDS Jock]

7. my list

Tom Brokaw
Jim Cantore
Chris Heinz
Matt Leinart

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. Who doesn't have a crush on Chris Heinz?

Whoa baby..... :loveya:

[Reverend_Smitty]

31. No doubt...

he's yummy!

[Bunny]

8. 20 years ago, it was Roger Ebert.

My friends found it inexplicable, and frankly, so did I!

[tjdee]

9. Jack Black.

I don't get it myself.

[medeak]

38. He's adorable!

[tjdee]

39. He just seems like so much fun.

I don't think I'd ever be bored with him.

Plus, he's good with children :)

So hey, I guess I do get why I like him!

[imenja]

105. if there is anything that exemplifies a double standard in Hollywood . .

it's Jack Black.

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Fairuza Balk

[Taverner]

30. MMMM I could see that

[jdj]

83. ooh hoo, witchy woman!

she is a force of nature.

[OhioBlue]

11. Kenny Rogers (abt 20 yrs ago)

[drumwolf]

13. I wouldn't go quite so far as to call it a "crush," but...

my most bizarre sexual attraction to a celebrity would be Courtney Love.

The reason for that is because she's actually got some pretty nice legs, and at the height of the "foxcore"/"riot grrrl" scenes in the early '90s she often dressed up in short-cut doll dresses.

[Dookus]

17. that's not bizarre

she's gorgeous.

[drumwolf]

29. Well, she's certainly not ugly, but

for one thing, I think her face is okay but not fantastic, and it's certainly not the source of my attraction to her.

And regardless of how physically attractive one might find her, most people know Courtney for her reputation as a loose cannon much more than for her looks -- or, for that matter, her music or her acting at this point.

[Dookus]

36. I saw her in a small club last month .

She looked great. Maybe a few pounds heavier than the dress she wore allowed for, but otherwise fine.

[Dookus]

14. Tucker Carlson

yes, I'm ashamed.

[PartyPooper]

48. Yes, he's cute. But, I like Anderson Cooper much better!

:D

:hi:

[Dookus]

50. He's a cutie, too

but when I crave pure, raw masculinity, I go for Christiane Amanpour :P

[Tracyjo]

90. Oh, don't be

Tucker's yummy. He just needs to be spanked.
I also used to have a huge crush on Garry Shandling.
Go figure.

[imenja]

104. you should be

[Bouncy Ball]

15. Uh, ok just for the second one on your list

you should have to attend mandatory counseling.

Seriously.

[Optimus Primestein]

18. Yeah, that thing you have about Michele Malkin does make me

go "ew" and Melissa Rivers? I suppose if you are into botox...

You do have eclectic taste though, Taverner, I'll give you that.

;)

[Bombtrack]

102. I don't see how one can say Michelle Malkin isn't physically attractive

But I would never have a crush on her. She isn't hot enough to overcome her nastiness about my general ideology, even if I don't disagree with her about everything immigration related.

Melissa Rivers is the butterface for all butterfaces though.

There is one drop dead hot fembot though. Kim Serafin. Other than that, they're all sadly overrated by right-wing crazies.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

19. Mine

Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine)
Mary O'Donohue (R-New York)

[Minimus]

20. Shaun Cassidy

I had pictures of him from Tiger Beat magazine plastered all over my room.

[Amaya]

26. That's who I was gonna say :o)

[Left Is Write]

32. Well, I wouldn't call that bizarre either.

Back in his Tiger Beat days, MILLIONS of people had crushes on him.

Now, if you'd said Leif Garrett.... ;)

[Minimus]

47. He came in second to Shaun

I did have a few small pictures of Leif but my room was a virtural shrine to Shaun.

How's that for bizarre?

[latebloomer]

22. James Gandolfini

Bald, pot belly and all.

[LiviaOlivia]

62. I like him also. Mine's Ray Winstone.

eom

[lenidog]

23. Here is mine

Courtney Love
for some reason some think its weird to have a crush on Christina Ricci

[drumwolf]

25. you mentioned Courtney Love too...

is it for the same reason as I do (i.e. her legs)?

[lenidog]

35. OOH YES

Its that and the ultimate rock slut attitude. I am usually not much for legs but hers caught my eye. Another one is an actress named Andrea Parker. She was on the "Pretender" and "ER" and the "Pretender she had one scene where she really showed off her legs. Legs like hers should be illegal.

[liberalhistorian]

24. MICHELE MALKIN?

That fascist bitch???? Just for that, drop and give me 100 pushups nonstop!!!! :evilgrin:

[liberalhistorian]

27. Ahem!

Looks down, fidgets, blushes, then finally whispers: Barry Manilow!

OK, OK, after you've picked yourself up off the floor from laughing so hard, think about this: he's a loyal democratic, he's a liberal, he's supported many liberal/progressive causes, he gives one helluva concert and tries to involve the audience as much as he can, and he's a heckuva nice guy, SO THERE!

[Taverner]

41. I've met Barry Manilow actually

He is a nice guy and not as cheesy as you might think.

But goddamn, I can't listen to his music...

[liberalhistorian]

64. You've met Barry Manilow?

Lucky you, I'd sure love to meet him one of these days! I've been a fan of his since I was ten years old, and I just turned forty last week.

[Taverner]

72. Hes seems like a nice guy

Met him at a Democratic fundraiser. Briefly, but met him I did. Also got to meet Gavin Newsom at the same fundraiser. Now I'm straight, but let me say it is hard to take your eyes off him.

[loudestchick]

127. You're a Fanilow?

[DemoTex]

28. I lust over Samantha Bee.

What a woman! She can drive my tractor anytime.

[dback]

33. Jim Nabors, Jason Alexander, James Gandolfini

Tucker Carlson, Jon Favreau, Kevin Kline, Tommy Lee.

[PartyPooper]

51. Jim Nabors once "cruised" me at the beach in Hawaii!

LOL! Yes, it's true!

But, I was lying on my stomach, and I didn't notice. I was told afterwards!

:D

:hi:

[DemoTex]

52. Jim Nabors once dated an aunt of mine.

That was at the University of Alerbamer. Obviously, it did not work out. But they are still good friends.

[pres2032]

34. Nancy Karrigan

[Taverner]

43. Oh let me add Tonya Harding to mine

I always lusted after her :)

[medeak]

37. Wayne Newton

only because he kissed me in the 7th grade and sang Red Roses for a Blue Lady...lasted 2 days.

[Politicub]

42. Jeremy Piven

I love him... yum!!!!

[autorank]

45. Deborah Norville, oh yeah; Cindy Lauper, haha

[timtom]

46. Mrs. Olsen (the Folgers coffee commercial lady of the 70's)

Piper Laurie
Joyce Hyser ("Just One of the Guys")
Stephanie Zimbalist
Blondie (in the funny papers)

<edit for spelling and to add one more to the list>

I can't let this one go by:

LAURA BUSH

[Kilkenny5]

49. Jeremy Shockey

Tight end for the N.Y. Giants.

[StopTheMorans]

53. Lassie

[GreatAuntK]

56. Johnny Crawford, Jack Wild

Johnny Crawford
(Mark McCain on The Rifleman series)

Jack Wild
(from the movie Oliver and Pufnstuf)

I was very young, of course, but still, I'm showing my age here!

[Taxloss]

54. Philippa Forrester and Jo Moore.

Philippa Forrester is a Britsh TV presenter famed for being the eye-candy in nerdy shows (ie Robot Wars).



Jo Moore isn't really a celebrity, she;s the Labour-appointed civil servant who said, on Sep 11 2001, "this would be a good day to bury bad news". She was fired as part of the Stephen Byers scandal. And for some reason, and I know I shouldn't, I found her rather attractive.

[Tony_Illinois]

55. Barbara Bush

[DemoTex]

57. Top or bottom?

Quick.

[Nitrogenica]

58. Oh Babs you're so evil and so wrong! OH BABS!!!

[imenja]

106. Charlie Rose, Dan Abrams, Fareed Zacharia

[ET Awful]

59. Sarah Gilbert of Roseanne fame, and sister of Melissa Gilbert of

Little House on the Prairie fame.

She was just cool :)

[blue neen]

60. Keith Richards.

He was actually cute in his younger days...and oh, so talented!

[last_texas_dem]

61. Natalie Maines

Somehow after she made the anti-Shrub comments she became less annoying and more cute at the same time; always liked her music, though

Mandy Moore- I don't think she's a great singer, great actress, or incredibly attractive (though certainly not bad looking) but I have some odd fascination (I think it's 'cause she's so damn prissy) with her that makes it so that I can watch any movie she's in no matter how bad

Katrina van den Heuvel (sp?)- bizarre only 'cause I've got to be quite a bit younger than her

[donheld]

63. Henry Rollins

I'd love to spend time with his naked body. Yum.

[BamaGirl]

79. Oh yeah

He's just hot. When I was a teenager I had a major thing for Glen Danzig too lol.

[vixengrl]

65. When I was six years old, my fantasy involved all four

members of Kiss. I was going to marry them, and they were never going to take off the make-up. But I liked Ace Frehley best. I was a strange small child. Scared of clowns--liked Kiss. Fake blood capsules, pyro, and all.

[Vektor]

93. OMG!!!

I too fear clowns, and WORSHIPED Ace Frehley from the ages of 4-8. I had a huge poster of him in my room as a child and would kiss it every night before going to bed.

That is SO weird.

Wow.

[gollygee]

66. Alan Rickman

aka Professor Snape

[blondeatlast]

123. Me too. I can't explain it, but I do. nt

[RagingInMiami]

68. I don't know if it's that bizarre

But Rudi Bakhtiar of CNN always gets my attention.

[last_texas_dem]

77. Yeah

Don't know if it's bizarre, but I think she's a definite hottie, too. However, I did hear she was talking with FAUX News about possibly moving over there, which somehow manages to make her significantly less attractive! haha

[El Fuego]

69. For a while I had an inexplicable crush on Andrew McCarthy

Just in case you're wondering, I'm a girl.

[RagingInMiami]

70. You're also my neighbor

Que pasa, fuego?

[El Fuego]

71. Hi Raging!!! :)

Yes, we are neighbors in S. Fla! :toast:

[RagingInMiami]

75. Welcome to DU

At least we live in the blue part of Florida.

[El Fuego]

131. Thanks for the welcome!

I am glad to be here.

As Florida goes, I've come to realize we live in an island of blue sanity in a red yokel wasteland.

[koneko]

74. Lots of 'em

Shaun Cassidy (when I was a wee lass - "be my baby" & all, ya know?)

James Spader (He had a house near me so I'd bump into him from time to time in the 90s. NICE guy. Quirky. Good sense of humour.)

David Duchovny (especially in the rare X-Files eps where he wore glasses)

Sam Waterston (Has a house near my mom's. WICKED nice guy. Fun eyebrows.)

[RaleighNCDem]

130. I'll second the David Duchovny mention.

[Biased Liberal Media]

76. Serj Tankian of System of a Down

He's beautiful. He's passionate about what he believes in...and when he sings, I get chills up and down my spine.

:loveya:

[Biased Liberal Media]

78. Here's a picture of Serj...

:drool:

[arwalden]

80. Sean Astin, Brad Garrett, Peter DeLuise

[driver8]

81. My crushes...

Mimi Rogers
Bailey from WKRP in Cincinatti
Elizabeth on "Eight is Enough"
Kristy McNichol

[jdj]

82. Roseanne Barr!!

I loves me some Roseanne.

And Peter on the Brady Bunch.

Edit: oh, and I forgot, Rob Van Winkle, aka Vanilla Ice. I actually dreamed about him the other night.

And Gene Hackman, he is the most handsome older man alive.

[TOhioLiberal]

84. Mine:

Gary Sinese--Don't know his political leanings and I don't CARE!


Roger Rees (Sheriff of Rottingham (Men in Tights))
Cary Elwes is easy on the eyes too.

[smbolisnch]

87. Oooooo gary Sinise!

I almost forgot about him! He is a cutie :P

[Kire]

95. Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?

Lieutenant Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

[NAO]

85. Arianna Huffington - my first hard crush was on Eva Gabor in Green Acres

In the first grade I was totally infatuated with the character played by Eva Gabor in Green Acres. I had totally forgotten or repressed that very early crush until I heard Arianna Huffington speak.

I saw Arianna on a talk show and it all came back to me. I went out and bought "Fanatics and Fools" as an audio book - it is unabridged, and read by the author. Hours and hours of that delicious voice, and insightful progressive politics, too!

[GOPNotForMe]

86. Billy Bob Thornton.

I can't help it!

[Mojambo]

88. Megan Mullally. Although I don't think it's bizarre

She's freakin hot!

I've also got it pretty bad for Stockard Channing.

[gardenista]

89. Ricky Jay (In lots of Mamet films) nt

[6000eliot]

91. Patrick Warburton

He takes my breath away just to see him!

[blondeatlast]

124. Nothing bizarre about that, no matter the gender! nt

[Vektor]

92. The Ultimate Warrior

Yup. Years ago, I totally had the hots for a pro wrestler.

[Liberal In Texas]

94. Ann Coulter

<ducks for the rotten tomatos>

[Vektor]

96. WHAAAAT?

But you laughed at the taping of her man parts!

[Liberal In Texas]

97. I hope everyone here knows that was a huge joke.....

Is she actually a woman?

Does anybody know?

Does anybody care?

Can you, or anybody, imagine in the worst nightmare, being in bed with this crazy troll?

[Vektor]

100. You would cut yourself

on those bony hips.

[Liberal In Texas]

98. self edit to remove dupe

[imenja]

108. your DU card is officially revoked

Coulter is the limit. No way. I'm female, but still...

[Vektor]

99. Well, he is having a little complexion issue right now...

But Viktor Yushchenko is so effing hot it makes me want to eat my own hand.



And when I first saw this, I suffered pelvic implosion.



As a true patriot, I would personally like to have "diplomatic relations" with those two.

[Liberal In Texas]

107. To be honest....Madonna !!!

[imenja]

109. that beats Ann Coulter

you clearly have a blonde fixation.

[Vektor]

110. She's in incredible shape...

...in her 40's with two kids? Damn! She is totally fit. Yeah..much better than Coulter.

[Liberal In Texas]

112. Oh yeah....almost anybody beats Ann Coulter though.

Olive Oyl is better.

Anyway, I must confess. Always had a thing for the Ciccoline(sp?) girl.

I like how she flaunts convention.

Hair color? Depends on the season for her, doesn't it?

[Vektor]

113. Mine does too

I'm chameleon like that way.
I'm always up for a bizarre hair color experiment.

[Bombtrack]

111. Not a crush, but I found Bonnie Hunt surprisingly hot in Cheaper by the

Dozen

I watched that movie with a girl I was seeing and the kids she was babysitting.

I found it somewhat enjoyable not only cause it wasn't as mindnumbing as most kid movies but also hot Piper Perabo and Hillary Duff were in it but I also ended up sort of being into the mom played by Bonnie Hunt.

[Liberal In Texas]

114. .....and like Bonnie too...........

[Kire]

116. Michael Stipe

It's bizarre for me, because I thought I had it finally figured out that I wasn't gay, after all. But then, I go to his concert, and: :swoon:

[Speed8098]

117. When I was 10

I had it bad for............Paula Prentiss.

















Ok, you can stop laughing now. :)

[B Calm]

118. Jennifer Aniston

[Kire]

137. If that's bizarre, count me in.

[jdonaldball]

119. Mme Elisabeth Vigee Le Brun (French painter, c 1780s)

[TyeDye75]

120. Not bizzare but a little unknown

Izabella Scorupco...ie. Natalya from Goldeneye

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001713/

[ok_cpu]

121. Kathy Najimy

She's almost 20 years older than I am. That's the only reason I'd say it's "bizarre".

[nytemare]

122. Ok, I am bi, so I will try both sides

Tim Curry, Peter Gabriel, Mike Myers, Dan Akroyd in his younger days

As far as women, Carolyn Jones(Morticia from the Addams Family TV show), Sarah Mclachlan, and Janeane Garofalo.

[Chalco]

125. I'm hot for Johnny Depp & James Spader nt

[HEAVYHEART]

128. Johnny Depp isn't a bizzare crush

I personally don't but I think most people do find him attractive. I don't know James Spader..

[Chalco]

132. Neither of these are bizarre crushes.

[HEAVYHEART]

126. There are so many

Off the top of my head, bizarre crushes:

James Woods
Tommy Lee
Janet Jackson
Paula Zahn
Tommy Lee Jones
Snoop Dog
Tom Brokaw
Melissa Love Huett (I'm sure I spelled her name wrong. She has nice breasts)

There are so many more, too early for me.. I need more coffee.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

129. the young bob dylan

circa the 70s :9

[Minstrel Boy]

133. Courtney Love

The crazier they are, the harder I fall.

[AVID]

134. Chloe Sevigny, Lisa Loeb

[tjwmason]

135. Very scary this

and don't ask me why.

Ann Widecombe, she's a very right-wing Conservative M.P. here in Britain. She's also a woman which puts her alongside Audrey Hepburn and Scarlet o'Hara as the only women I have crushes on. For more information (which will scare you - I jest not) http://www.annwiddecombemp.com/

Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh. More admiration perhaps, he's spent most of his adult life walking behind the Queen, and gave up a very promising Naval career (many think he would have become an Admiral).

Those are the odd ones, to put in the understandable ones would take many many hours of typing.

[Butterflies]

136. Is it bizarre to love Keanu Reeves? I've been kidded about it.

:shrug:

[GreenInNC]

138. Bonnie Franklin