Crap. My homunculus escaped again.

[XNASA]

If you see him....would you tell him to get back home. He looks like this.

[mike_c]

1. I hate it when that happens....

eom

[XNASA]

3. How 'bout it. I feel bad because I take him for granted.

But I sure miss him when he's gone.

[NNadir]

2. That isn't him in my medicine cabinet rifling through looking for Rogaine,

is it?

Because obviously I either don't have any, or it doesn't work.

[XNASA]

4. Oh, he doesn't care about hair in the least.

If it don't hurt when you hit it or poke it.....he don't care about it.

[Taxloss]

5. That's a modeal scaled for sensory perception, isn't it?

Those are great.

[XNASA]

7. It is. Although.........

There are other, more mystical definitions for a homulculus.

It's said that a person can create one from blood and other secretions and then grow one in a garden or flower pot. It then becomes your own personal 'mini-me', as it were.

[Taxloss]

9. I thought it was more like the Picture of Dorian Gray.

Something that would age so you didn't.

[XNASA]

12. I've heard that, but I've also heard that they will live forever......

And they'll come and put flowers on your grave.

:shrug:

I don't know what would be worse.

[Taxloss]

14. Euch, sounds creepy to me.

eom

999

[johnnie]

6. I'll send him back to ya

He flew here and I sent him out for some cupcakes. He should be back soon and I'll send him right back to you.

[XNASA]

8. If you sent him out for food........

He ain't comin' back. Hope you didn't give him a lot of cash....you'll never see it again.

[johnnie]

13. Fuck!!

I gave him a twenty eight dollar bill and told him to bring me change. I must have "sucker" tattooed on my forehead.

[XNASA]

16. Well. He was created to serve me......

He's probably on his way home right now with the $28. You actually did me a favor.

[johnnie]

17. 20 bucks

And 8 bucks in cupcakes.

[DontBlameMe]

10. Oh, shit! +1 weapons work, don't they?

Houston, we might have a problem.

[HCeline69]

11. Just erase

the Word on his forehead and he'll crumble into lifelessness.
Ah, hell, that's a golem....
I admit it, I have no idea how to handle homunculi.

[XNASA]

15. They are a lot like golems.

Except that golems are made of clay.

And homunculi are grown in the soil.

[Aristus]

18. His creation must have been an edifying experience.

Couple of people gave him a big hand!


*rimshot* Thank you. I'll be here all week.

[XNASA]

19. Good news. He showed up this morning.

And he brought donuts.

[Ilsa]

20. Oh no! My homunculous says

he has lost feeling in his hands and mouth, but the sensation is his private parts is really strong! I wonder if his physical appearance will change accordingly.

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. I've known guys like that....

n/t

[Orsino]

22. If you love him, let him go.

If he doesn't return, he was never your homunculus, anyway.

[jdonaldball]

23. He probably went to a homonculosexual marriage