DU should become like Ebay

[MichaelHarris]

if the fundies are Raptured. We could take all their stuff, even all the potted meat and bullets they saved up and Ebay it. We could really clean up with some of that crap they stockpile.

Yeah you fundie bastards, I'll be laughing at you until at least Y3K. Wanna buy a patch?

[derby378]

1. Capitalism's finest hour

Only thin is, who do we convince to buy 2,500 leftover copies of Glorious Appearing?

[MichaelHarris]

2. Sweet Geebus

those would be hard to unload, on the other hand we would be able to sell all those generators and Guns and Ammo mags.

[KitchenWitch]

3. I am not normally for book burning

but my fireplace could Gloriously Appear lit with those books!

[MichaelHarris]

7. LOL

speaking of that I've had to get up 3 times to answer the door. Bible thumpers out in force today. If my water hose wasn't frozen I'd show them a thing or two.

[ZombieNixon]

4. But if the fundies are raptured,

who would want their stuff? Plus, aren't they the people who buy all the useless crap off eBay?

[MichaelHarris]

8. see that's the beauty

the pure at heart fundies will be raptured and then we take their stuff and sell it to the ones who missed the first boat, the left behinders who are pissed because they thought they would go in the first round.

[Coventina]

5. Sorry, but you are confused

When the Rapture comes it'll be US that Jesus wants!!!

WE'RE the ones who will be caught up into heavenly bliss, and the fundies will be perplexed....

[Lone_Star_Dem]

6. Now that made me laugh

Just the thought of all the God Fearing Fundies standing around with their mouths agape, going what happend? Too funny! :D